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You heard it here first-- a spank-fest is being planned in your honor. Be there or be square!
Totem
Edited, Aug 7th 2006 at 11:30pm EDT by Totem
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I plan on taking the gold medal; if I'm lucky I'll even straighten out the bend!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
That's old news (was already posted)... besides Nobby doesn't need to do that alone any more.
Cool. I expect there to be gravy being slung about like a short order kitchen in a whorehouse.
Totem
Totem
Maybe YSU will go over and get us some in the action pix!
Edit: can't type, bite me
Edited, Aug 7th 2006 at 11:34pm EDT by Darqflame
Edit: can't type, bite me
Edited, Aug 7th 2006 at 11:34pm EDT by Darqflame
Action shots (yikes, terrible pun!) of baby batter sliding across the grill? Those kind of photos?
Totem
Totem
I don't think I could ever handle seeing a photo of Pat or Nobs spoonin' out the mangurt. There are some things in this world too horrible to contemplate and that's one of them.
Totem
Totem
If you plan to be in the male only room, we would appreciate it if you would keep the camera at home.
Not that I would want to see any of you humps jerking off next to some woman, but it would be much worse to see you doing it next to some dude.
Not that I would want to see any of you humps jerking off next to some woman, but it would be much worse to see you doing it next to some dude.
I voted for the other guy.
The article wrote:
However, the rules on the event's Web site states there can be no touching of other participants, nor are people allowed to fake orgasms.
Out of curiosity, how exactly would a male participant be able to fake an ******?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
A small bottle of Jergins Hand Lotion, a grimace, and a high pitched squeal fools 'em every time, trust me.
Totem
Totem
Penning the email requesting sponsorship from my work colleagues as we speak.
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mangurt
That one had me laughing out loud in the office. Nice one, T!
Edited, Aug 8th 2006 at 12:55pm EDT by Smoggy
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
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jesus, smoggy, could your sig get any longer?
Do what now?
Yoink! Sorry about that Dana, apparently my alt-itis spread into my sig. Bad Smoggy! Bad! 
Must...focus...Adrienne's boobs...there, there...everything is fine now...
Must...focus...Adrienne's boobs...there, there...everything is fine now...
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
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