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I always wanted to have sex to "F'uck on the 1st Date" by Twiztid. Then I realized that no chick in the world would ever be down to get down to clown rap.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I've heard that naked men in avatards can make teens horny, Ryneguy. Word is, Sabaruto is interested in meeting with you to discuss this more... in depth, so to speak.
Totem
Totem
I had hardly considered the Vitruvian Man as anything other than artistic...guess I'll have to throw some undies on him to rectify the situation. I wouldn't want to contribute to that Teen-Fetish-Old Guy thing going around these days, considering Vitruvian is, well...pretty old.
Edit: Nothin' like a sexah black speedo to spiff up 'ol Vitru!
Edited, Aug 8th 2006 at 4:44am EDT by Ryneguy
Edit: Nothin' like a sexah black speedo to spiff up 'ol Vitru!
Edited, Aug 8th 2006 at 4:44am EDT by Ryneguy
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"La Femme D'Argent" by 'Air'
I defy any carbon-based life form to resist urges to get it on when that's playing.
I defy any carbon-based life form to resist urges to get it on when that's playing.
This song has the opposite effect for me. A really dirty friend of mine who would get a laid a number of times a week in the next door room, with different girls, would play this loundly every freakin' time. All I can imagine is his pale spotty **** bouncing up and down when I hear that tune. Not a nice image.
some idiots wrote:
Oh look at us, we have so much free time and such little friends that we're going write some complete ******** about new music just because we dont like it.
Thats right, you better believe it.
Thats right, you better believe it.
For Mr.Katie its "Want to **** you like an animal". I know thats probally not the name of that song, but he turns it on and starts his dance and I get all giddy.. some awesome sex has come from that song.
The One and Only Katie wrote:
For Mr.Katie its "Want to @#%^ you like an animal". I know thats probally not the name of that song, but he turns it on and starts his dance and I get all giddy.. some awesome sex has come from that song.
that would be NIN's "Closer"
Patrician wrote:
All I can imagine is his pale spotty **** bouncing up and down when I hear that tune. Not a nice image.
"The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" makes me want to go down.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Chef wrote:
I'm gonna make love to ya woman,
Gonna lay you down by the fire,
And caress your womanly body,
Make you moan and prespire,
Gonna keep those juices flowin,
We makin love gravy love gravy love love love love love gravy!
Gonna lay you down by the fire,
And caress your womanly body,
Make you moan and prespire,
Gonna keep those juices flowin,
We makin love gravy love gravy love love love love love gravy!
/swoon
The One and Only Katie wrote:
For Mr.Katie its "Want to @#%^ you like an animal". I know thats probally not the name of that song, but he turns it on and starts his dance and I get all giddy.. some awesome sex has come from that song.
No ****!
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Isn't it remotely possible that the teens that are most inclined to listen to racy music are the ones with sex on the brain already?
God, the way they spin some of these studies...
God, the way they spin some of these studies...
It's typical of the media to equate correlation to cause-effect.
I'd bet there’s a strong correlation between teens who have sex and teens who work in the fast food industry. Doesn't mean working at McDonalds makes you a teen ****/man-*****.
As far as songs for doing the deed…Back in High School it was Tonight by Ready for the World.
Quote:
It’s getting late, while are you still here, girl
Have you made up your mind, you wanna make love tonight
I want you to hold me, I want to be for real, girl
Please tonight
Don’t want you to go ‘cause I don’t feel like bein’ lonely, no
Not tonight, honey, not tonight
You’re so scared ‘cause I can feel your heartbeat
It’s so fast
Oh...oh...oh...oh...
Girl, tonight
Oh...oh...oh...oh...
Girl, tonight
You’re probably thinking you’re gonna be a woman
After all of this
Let me tell you, you’re more woman than I ever seen
Girl, tonight
I want your lips, I even want your tongue, love
Come give it to me, come give it to me
Take your time, but don’t you take too long, girl
Please tonight
Oh...oh...oh...oh...
Girl, tonight
Oh...oh...oh...oh...ooh...
Tonight
You’re so wet, you can barely wait, girl
But see it’s alright, honey, it’s alright
It’s so dark, but I don’t even care, girl
I know where to go, I know what to do
You’re the heart and I am the arrow, girl
Let me shoot you, uh
Don’t you worry ‘bout a damn thing, girl, no
Have you made up your mind, you wanna make love tonight
I want you to hold me, I want to be for real, girl
Please tonight
Don’t want you to go ‘cause I don’t feel like bein’ lonely, no
Not tonight, honey, not tonight
You’re so scared ‘cause I can feel your heartbeat
It’s so fast
Oh...oh...oh...oh...
Girl, tonight
Oh...oh...oh...oh...
Girl, tonight
You’re probably thinking you’re gonna be a woman
After all of this
Let me tell you, you’re more woman than I ever seen
Girl, tonight
I want your lips, I even want your tongue, love
Come give it to me, come give it to me
Take your time, but don’t you take too long, girl
Please tonight
Oh...oh...oh...oh...
Girl, tonight
Oh...oh...oh...oh...ooh...
Tonight
You’re so wet, you can barely wait, girl
But see it’s alright, honey, it’s alright
It’s so dark, but I don’t even care, girl
I know where to go, I know what to do
You’re the heart and I am the arrow, girl
Let me shoot you, uh
Don’t you worry ‘bout a damn thing, girl, no
Edited, Aug 8th 2006 at 2:34pm EDT by BloodwolfeX
The One and Only Katie wrote:
For Mr.Katie its "Want to @#%^ you like an animal". I know thats probally not the name of that song, but he turns it on and starts his dance and I get all giddy.. some awesome sex has come from that song.
There's a "Katie's a barnyard animal" and an Aegis joke in there somewhere. Just make up something funny, chuckle, and then pretend I was creative enough to come up with it.
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