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#1 Aug 02 2006 at 2:45 PM Rating: Good
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LONDON -- A guard dog has ripped apart a collection of rare teddy bears, including one once owned by Elvis Presley, during a rampage at a children's museum.

"He just went berserk," said Daniel Medley, general manager of the Wookey Hole Caves near Wells, England, where hundreds of bears were chewed up Tuesday night by the 6-year-old Doberman pinscher named Barney.

Barney ripped the head off a brown stuffed bear once owned by the young Presley during the attack, leaving fluffy stuffing and bits of bears' limbs and heads on the museum floor. The bear, named Mabel, was made in 1909 by the German manufacturer Steiff.

The collection, valued at more than $900,000, included a red bear made by Farnell in 1910 and a Bobby Bruin made by Merrythought in 1936.

The bear with Elvis connections was owned by English aristocrat Benjamin Slade, who bought it at an Elvis memorabilia auction in Memphis, Tenn., and had loaned it to the museum.

"I've spoken to the bear's owner and he is not very pleased at all," Medley said.

A security guard at the museum, Greg West, said he spent several minutes chasing Barney before wrestling the dog to the ground.
(A) I hope "Wookey Hole Caves" is some quaint name and not an actual hole in the ground filled with teddy bears and angry dogs.
(B) The idea of angry dogs guarding teddy bears cracks me up.
(C) Nobby needs a new place to take DF now next time she visits.
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#2 Aug 02 2006 at 2:50 PM Rating: Good
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(D) The thread title was a gimme.
#3 Aug 02 2006 at 2:54 PM Rating: Good
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Oh, hell yeah.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#4 Aug 02 2006 at 2:55 PM Rating: Decent
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
#5 Aug 02 2006 at 2:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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(E)The dog was a Beatles fan.
#6 Aug 02 2006 at 2:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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You said you was high class Smiley: frown
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#7 Aug 02 2006 at 3:35 PM Rating: Good
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Who is that bodacious young bobolink bifurcating her bodice and bewitching me with the breadth of her bosom, Grandfather GeorgLeviathan?

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#8 Aug 02 2006 at 3:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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Totem wrote:
Who is that bodacious young bobolink bifurcating her bodice and bewitching me with the breadth of her bosom, Grandfather GeorgLeviathan


Wonderfully eloquent. Smiley: clap
#9 Aug 02 2006 at 5:21 PM Rating: Good
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Understatement of the Year wrote:
"I've spoken to the bear's owner and he is not very pleased at all," Medley said.


It seems like having a guard dog at a children's museum is probably a bad idea in the first place though...
#10 Aug 03 2006 at 4:18 AM Rating: Good
It has been reported that the guard dog is now in charge of the bread Jesus multiplied.

Of course, to ensure the dog's alertness and agressivity, he hasn't been fed for a week.
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#11 Aug 03 2006 at 7:49 AM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
(A) I hope "Wookey Hole Caves" is some quaint name and not an actual hole in the ground filled with teddy bears and angry dogs.


I hope "Wookie Hole Caves" involves some hot Wookie on Wookie action.
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