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You guys are dorks and I hate youFollow
There. I said it.
I am rubber and you are glue. Whatever you say, bounces off me and sticks to you!
Well, I don't care what you think because you're a poo-poo head! So there!
I am going to tell my older sister on you and she will come beat you up!
Fie on thee sirrah, and the de'il damn thee black for a cream-faced loon!
Thou art an cUnt.
Thou art an cUnt.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Ambrya wrote:
Nobby wins.
Wins what?
Proroc wrote:
Ambrya wrote:
Nobby wins.
Wins what?
Something you've never won.
Double posts are the ghey.
Edited, Aug 2nd 2006 at 3:15pm EDT by fenderputy
Edited, Aug 2nd 2006 at 3:15pm EDT by fenderputy
I'm telling my mom. Soon as I go upstairs for more Cheetos.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
15 posts
fenderputy wrote:
Double posts are the ghey.
Edited, Aug 2nd 2006 at 3:15pm EDT by fenderputy
Edited, Aug 2nd 2006 at 3:15pm EDT by fenderputy
Neh, hitting the post button more than 1x is. ^^
aww, he doesn't mean it. Neph is a grouchy old man and grouchy old men love me. Just ask Moe!
Nexa (who is definitely a dork)
Nexa (who is definitely a dork)
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Just ask Moe!
/mourn Moe
=(
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Nexa wrote:
aww, he doesn't mean it. Neph is a grouchy old man and grouchy old men love me. Just ask Moe!
Nexa (who is definitely a dork)
Nexa (who is definitely a dork)
Merriam-Webster wrote:
dork
One entry found for dork.
Main Entry: dork
Pronunciation: 'dork
Function: noun
Etymology: perhaps alteration of ****
slang : NERD; also : JERK 4a
Specifically one who lacks hawtness and bewbies : GEEK
One entry found for dork.
Main Entry: dork
Pronunciation: 'dork
Function: noun
Etymology: perhaps alteration of ****
slang : NERD; also : JERK 4a
Specifically one who lacks hawtness and bewbies : GEEK
I beg to differ from what I've seen.
I understand dorks are the bone inside whale penises. Or so I've heard.
Totem
Totem
What happened to Moe anyway? Did he finally get fed up with the lack of decent posts and abandon us?
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
He's dead, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a satirist, you pointy earred Vulcan!
Totem
Totem
Totem wrote:
He's dead, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a satirist, you pointy earred Vulcan!
Ahh fond memories of a 15 man tour of Swansea (14 junior doctors and n0bby) on a Star Trek themed Pub Crawl.
As we walked into each bar, we would (in turn) hold the palm of our hand flat against an imaginary sensory, say "Shweeeesh", step forward and say "Shweeeesh" again.
While facing the concerned looks of the locals, we would imbibe copiously, then the boozer-in-chief would loudly say "Phaser Attack!"
We would all stagger three steps to the left (silent count One, Two). . .
stagger three steps to the right (silent count One, Two). . .
stagger three steps to the left (silent count One, Two)
Then all simultaneously fall to the floor.
Ahh happy days.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
:D
Good times, pub crawlin'.
Totem
Good times, pub crawlin'.
Totem
I have a friend who is a fan of bar golf, similiar to what you described, only less, errr detailed. However Im going to pass the trekie theme on. Shes find that to be hilarious
King Nobby wrote:
Swansea bla bla Star Trek themed Pub Crawl.
Ahh happy days.
Ahh happy days.
And you came out of this alive??
Damn it, those Welsh thugs are not what they used to be...
Or were not what they are now.
Or both.
I got stared out of a pub in Cardiff a couple of years ago. Some shaven-headed, tatooed, group of 4 guys simlutaneously put their pints down when me and a mate walked in the pub, and stared at us all the way to the bar. And no, it wasn't in a "you're fit" kinda way. More in a "we've not a shag tonight, so we're sure as **** gonna have a fight."
I still have all my teeths.
RedPhoenixxxxxx wrote:
King Nobby wrote:
Swansea bla bla Star Trek themed Pub Crawl.
Ahh happy days.
Ahh happy days.
And you came out of this alive??
Damn it, those Welsh thugs are not what they used to be...
Or were not what they are now.
Or both.
I got stared out of a pub in Cardiff a couple of years ago. Some shaven-headed, tatooed, group of 4 guys simlutaneously put their pints down when me and a mate walked in the pub, and stared at us all the way to the bar. And no, it wasn't in a "you're fit" kinda way. More in a "we've not a shag tonight, so we're sure as @#%^ gonna have a fight."
I still have all my teeths.
Ya sound English so I doubt it.
GitSlayer wrote:
Ya sound English so I doubt it.
Good jolly gracious god, no! Though I would happily die for Queen and Country, and enjoy Jaffa cakes as much as the next chap, I am but a drity stinky frog from across the
You better adam and eve it.
Prove your hatred.
Kakar wrote:
What happened to Moe anyway?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Moe posted on Angsty's a couple of days ago, so he was still alive then.
/shrug
/shrug
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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