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#1 Aug 02 2006 at 12:21 AM Rating: Decent
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You have a choice to kill a new born puppy or an old man.
You don't know the old man and you don't know the puppy.
Nor will you ever see the old man or the puppy.
What would you put to death and why?

edit: spelling


Edited, Aug 2nd 2006 at 1:24am EDT by Pringlesthetaru
#2 Aug 02 2006 at 12:26 AM Rating: Good
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I'd kill the worthless, unimaginative sot that proposed the question.
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#3 Aug 02 2006 at 5:19 AM Rating: Good
I'd kill the old man, and then **********. This way god would take care of the puppy as well.
#4 Aug 02 2006 at 8:47 AM Rating: Decent
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#5 Aug 02 2006 at 9:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smother the old man with the puppy!
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#6 Aug 02 2006 at 9:20 AM Rating: Decent
Demea the Irrelevant wrote:
I'd kill the worthless, unimaginative sot that proposed the question.



seconded!
#7 Aug 02 2006 at 9:21 AM Rating: Good
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I'd kill the old man, and then **********. This way god would take care of the puppy as well.


That only works on Kittens Smiley: frown
#8 Aug 02 2006 at 9:36 AM Rating: Good
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Id put the puppy into a pillow case and beat the old man to death with it. Kill 2 birds with one stone
#9 Aug 02 2006 at 9:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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Kill the puppy. There would be no chance the puppy might leave me in his will, or have a hot granddaughter(s) who would so thankful.

If you want to see this question and answer in a different light see Don Johnson best work in A Boy and His Dog (1975).

Edited, Aug 2nd 2006 at 10:47am EDT by fhrugby
#10 Aug 02 2006 at 9:59 AM Rating: Decent
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InuyashaaSama wrote:
I'd kill the old man, and then **********. This way god would take care of the puppy as well.


Someone contact the FBI, I think we've found the next Jeffrey Dahmer.
#11 Aug 03 2006 at 1:43 PM Rating: Good
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Is it a Boy or a Gurl puppy? Smiley: sly
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#12 Aug 03 2006 at 1:50 PM Rating: Good
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It's the baaaad kind of puppy!
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#13 Aug 03 2006 at 2:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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Definitly the Puppy. Old man wouldn't taste good if you cooked him, the puppy probably would though!
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#14 Aug 04 2006 at 1:56 AM Rating: Decent
I'd kill them both just to be fair.
#15 Aug 04 2006 at 2:42 AM Rating: Decent
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The old man, obviously. Near the end of his life span, an old man would have little further to offer the world (except inheritance). A puppy will grow and flourish and has the potential to do something (though propagating its species will likely be an option removed).
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#16 Aug 04 2006 at 8:11 AM Rating: Decent
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Debalic wrote:
The old man, obviously. Near the end of his life span, an old man would have little further to offer the world (except inheritance). A puppy will grow and flourish and has the potential to do something (though propagating its species will likely be an option removed).


But both of them have an equil chance of taking a shit on your carpet. And in the end, isn't that what really matters?


I would just shoot the hostage.
#17 Aug 04 2006 at 9:37 AM Rating: Good
The author of this topic has a neat name, Pringlesthetaru.

If I just block out a couple of letters: Pringlesthetaru, and then rearrange them, what we have is: UrethraStinger.

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UrethraStinger wrote:
You have a choice to kill a new born puppy or an old man.
You don't know the old man and you don't know the puppy.
Nor will you ever see the old man or the puppy.
What would you put to death and why?



It depends on who's old man it is and if she's hawt. Also, how big a puppy? Could I wear it's skin?





Edited, Aug 4th 2006 at 10:39am EDT by Barkingturtle
#18 Aug 04 2006 at 5:32 PM Rating: Default
i would choose to kill neither.
#19 Aug 04 2006 at 8:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oooohh oooohh wait a minute, I may want to change my answer. Is the old guy shadowrealm?
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