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#1 Jul 31 2006 at 2:22 PM Rating: Good
...make your fUcking time. You cUnt faced, **** licking dredges of society and your assclown "foremen" can die in a burning building. Then stuff your useless ashes [via road cones] up the *** of every budget making rim job council members who OKs useless road projects.

1 hour 20 minutes to drive 1.75 fUcking miles. My lunch break was great! How was yours?
#2 Jul 31 2006 at 2:23 PM Rating: Good
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Road construction people have internet access now?


Fucking slackers.
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#3 Jul 31 2006 at 2:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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You should just get a job as a road construction worker! As soon as traffic gets bad, you're at work!
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#4 Jul 31 2006 at 2:25 PM Rating: Good
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How much gas did you go through?
#5 Jul 31 2006 at 2:26 PM Rating: Decent
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I am neither a road construction worker, nor am I reading this.
#6 Jul 31 2006 at 2:29 PM Rating: Good
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How much gas did you go through?


I basically was in neutral, roll brake, roll brake.
#7 Jul 31 2006 at 2:37 PM Rating: Decent
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Road construction people have internet access now?


Fucking slackers.


Proably not. I was suprised to see the statistics show that only about 50% of Americans have an internet connection in thier houses. I forgot where I saw this exactly, but it was pointed out in a article about online banking where the banks wanted to change something and people were not pleased.

I honestly thought the percentage would be higher seeing that a social worker friend tells me how the government buys drug addicts in rehab computers and pays for thier internet access so they can finish thier schooling.
#8 Jul 31 2006 at 2:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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My other job is IT support for the Washington State Department of Transportation. I don't build roads, I enable others to build roads. So i ***** up your driveing trip by proxy.

Don't like road construction? Quit suing us every time your dumb *** slams into a road barrier from the 70's because you can't drive while eating your cell phone, and quit breading faster than people die. Thank you.
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#9 Jul 31 2006 at 2:52 PM Rating: Decent
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Road construction pisses me off when they "fix" a road that's essentially a funnel point for much of the traffic, yet is still in perfectly fine driving condition.

Then I get to a pothole-filled sideroad that causes my head to be smacked on the ceiling every few seconds or so... Smiley: mad
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Quit suing us every time your dumb *** slams into a road barrier from the 70's
Stop spending thirty years to regrade a shoulder Smiley: laugh
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#11 Jul 31 2006 at 2:54 PM Rating: Good
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Soracloud, King of Bards wrote:
...make your fUcking time. You cUnt faced, **** licking dredges of society and your assclown "foremen" can die in a burning building. Then stuff your useless ashes [via road cones] up the *** of every budget making rim job council members who OKs useless road projects.

1 hour 20 minutes to drive 1.75 fUcking miles. My lunch break was great! How was yours?

Why is it the workers fault?


#12 Jul 31 2006 at 2:56 PM Rating: Good
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Soracloud, King of Bards wrote:
...make your fUcking time. You cUnt faced, **** licking dredges of society and your assclown "foremen" can die in a burning building. Then stuff your useless ashes [via road cones] up the *** of every budget making rim job council members who OKs useless road projects.

1 hour 20 minutes to drive 1.75 fUcking miles. My lunch break was great! How was yours?

Why is it the workers fault?


Without them, the road wouldn't be closed.
#13 Jul 31 2006 at 2:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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You know the best way to get those potholes fixed? Find put wether it is a city, county, or state roud, then e-mail a very detailed description of the pothole to them with a request that they fix it. Once that e-mail exists, they have to fix it for you as a taxpayer. As long as no record exists, they can pretend it isn't there. Make sure you use words like suspension damage, jarring, neck pain after driving the road, etc. Don't mention lawsuits though. It should get taken care of in about a week.
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#14 Jul 31 2006 at 2:59 PM Rating: Decent
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trickybeck wrote:
Soracloud, King of Bards wrote:
...make your fUcking time. You cUnt faced, **** licking dredges of society and your assclown "foremen" can die in a burning building. Then stuff your useless ashes [via road cones] up the *** of every budget making rim job council members who OKs useless road projects.

1 hour 20 minutes to drive 1.75 fUcking miles. My lunch break was great! How was yours?

Why is it the workers fault?


Maybe the guy who turns the stop/slow sign fell asleep. That has to be one boring *** job.
#15 Jul 31 2006 at 3:03 PM Rating: Good
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Soracloud, King of Bards wrote:
...make your fUcking time. You cUnt faced, **** licking dredges of society and your assclown "foremen" can die in a burning building. Then stuff your useless ashes [via road cones] up the *** of every budget making rim job council members who OKs useless road projects.

1 hour 20 minutes to drive 1.75 fUcking miles. My lunch break was great! How was yours?

Why is it the workers fault?


Maybe the guy who turns the stop/slow sign fell asleep. That has to be one boring *** job.

Thats the absolute Shit of it. A three lane highway was diverted onto an off ramp, at the end of the ramp you had traffic coming perpendicular so the cars being detoured couldn't turn left or right. Heaven forbid they had someone down there directing traffic.
#16 Jul 31 2006 at 3:09 PM Rating: Decent
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Bill Foster: What are you doing to the street?
Construction Worker: We're fixing it! What the hell does it look like?
Bill Foster: Two days ago it was fine. Are you telling me the street fell apart in two days?
Construction Worker: Well, I guess so.
Bill Foster: Pardon me, but that's bullShit. You see, I don't think anything's wrong with the street! I think you're just trying to justify your inflated budgets! I know how it works! If you don't spend the projected amount this year, you don't get the same amount next year! Now, I want you to admit, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE STREET!
Construction Worker: Hey, fuCk you, pal.


Soracloud, King of Bards wrote:
1 hour 20 minutes to drive 1.75 fUcking miles. My lunch break was great! How was yours?

Was that before or after you got your food? Coz you could have at least been eating while stuck like that. I've spent many a sweltering day trying to get out of Elmsford like that.
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#17 Jul 31 2006 at 3:15 PM Rating: Good
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Debalic wrote:
Bill Foster: What are you doing to the street?
Construction Worker: We're fixing it! What the hell does it look like?
Bill Foster: Two days ago it was fine. Are you telling me the street fell apart in two days?
Construction Worker: Well, I guess so.
Bill Foster: Pardon me, but that's bullShit. You see, I don't think anything's wrong with the street! I think you're just trying to justify your inflated budgets! I know how it works! If you don't spend the projected amount this year, you don't get the same amount next year! Now, I want you to admit, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE STREET!
Construction Worker: Hey, fuCk you, pal.

Construction workers have budgets? I always assumed the state DOT handled that.



Edited, Jul 31st 2006 at 4:15pm EDT by trickybeck
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They're starting shoulder work on I-55 from Weber to I-80 today. It's for a good cause (eventual expansion to three lanes) but it's not due to be complete until 2008 and I probably won't even live down that way by then! OMGWTF??!!? Smiley: mad
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#19 Jul 31 2006 at 3:24 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
They're starting shoulder work on I-55 from Weber to I-80 today. It's for a good cause (eventual expansion to three lanes) but it's not due to be complete until 2008 and I probably won't even live down that way by then! OMGWTF??!!? Smiley: mad

Hey I got a question.

How long do you think the commute would be from downtown Naperville to St. Charles?

#20 Jul 31 2006 at 3:25 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
They're starting shoulder work on I-55 from Weber to I-80 today. It's for a good cause (eventual expansion to three lanes) but it's not due to be complete until 2008 and I probably won't even live down that way by then! OMGWTF??!!? Smiley: mad
So that was the delay this morning.... I got to work about 10 min later than I usually do, but it wasn't an issue since I usually get here 20 min ahead of schedule. Still had time to do my makeup in the parking garage.
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Jophiel wrote:
They're starting shoulder work on I-55 from Weber to I-80 today. It's for a good cause (eventual expansion to three lanes) but it's not due to be complete until 2008 and I probably won't even live down that way by then! OMGWTF??!!? Smiley: mad


Hell, they have the 55 bridge over the Des Plains river down to one lane on the Southbound side.

Traffic backs up all the way to I-80 every fucking day.

Thank god for 53. I got a black car and no A/C.
#22 Jul 31 2006 at 3:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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How long do you think the commute would be from downtown Naperville to St. Charles?
In traffic? 45min or so? Maybe pushing an hour?

The problem is that there's no expressway route to get from A to B. You'd have to take either Winfield to Roosevelt Rd and drive in or else Rt. 59 to Roosevelt and do the same. I'm not sure what the lights/traffic situation is that way at 7:30am. It's probably a half hour on a Sunday evening.
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#23 Jul 31 2006 at 6:23 PM Rating: Decent
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Could be worse, you could be commuting through the tunnels of Boston and find out first hand what a shoddy job those guys do.

Just a litle background

Edited, Jul 31st 2006 at 10:46pm EDT by DroptheHammer
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Dual Sport bikes FTW!

Unless there's a guard rail or french wall keeping from getting off the road, there's no such thing as traffic congestion! This morning, just for ***** and giggles I took the right of way under the power lines to work!
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A Nashvillian at Zanies wrote:
Everywhere I go I see these signs saying "END CONSTRUCTION" It's like a protest out there!


Living in a small town makes for better road workers in my experience. It's hard to hold up a shovel when another regular from your favorite bar is yelling at you to get to work. If you see a road closed, it's usually open again in a day or two.

When the highway to the north falls off the cliff every other year, it's usually back ready for traffic in less than a month.

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#26 Jul 31 2006 at 9:37 PM Rating: Default
1. until you commute through boston, stfu

2. if you get over an hour for lunch, stfu
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