Hope all goes well Eldy!
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Redjedblue wrote:
Eldy, undergoing a gastric bypass should be a last resort, why not try "Jenny Craig"?
If you've ever been the victim of an **** emenation from someone with said surgery, you'd know that the stench factor alone makes it all worthwhile.
Hope you're back to blowing dutch ovens soon amigo.
Edited, Jul 31st 2006 at 2:44pm EDT by Mossholder
See if you can get them to hook you up with the teflon lined package for any of the parts in there they end up yarding out. I hear a Teflon spleen gives you a +10 healing bonus!
So if they find out it is some sort of bizaire festering parasite, do you get to keep it as a pet?
Get well soon!
So if they find out it is some sort of bizaire festering parasite, do you get to keep it as a pet?
Get well soon!
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I picture Eldy lying on his stomach recooperating and saying in his best Forrest Gump voice:
"Leitenant Daaaannnn... Ice Creeeaaammmm!"
"Leitenant Daaaannnn... Ice Creeeaaammmm!"
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Most people who eat my chili end up in the same situation, Eldy. Eventually I've got to stop using habaneros. Or at least not so many.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Don't die on us now, you piece of shit
Well, you may -say- you will be gone a month, but I doubt it. The two times I went under the knife, if it wasn't for my laptop and an internet connection I would have gone nuts. You gotta have something to do while you are feeling sorry for yourself and enjoying the pain killers.
Here's to your soon to be healty colon!
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