As some/most of you may know, I work at Bolt Warehouse. I used to do both office work and warehouse work, but since we hired a warehouse lacky, there wasn't much of a need for me to go back there, other than tid bits here and there.
Today, though, Chris (the lacky) called in sick. (Funny how things work, you'll find out what I mean later.) No biggie, really, all the work that had to be done was done yesterday and if I had to go back there for anything, it's not something I'm not used to or wouldn't know about.
So, I'm sitting in my office, with little to do since
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Upon stepping foot into the warehouse, my level of shock could've killed a small horse.
There are shelves against the right wall of the warehouse where pallets are loaded up. The fell forward. Almost the whole wall.
The forklift is currently wedged in what seems to be bent metal, broken pallets, and an assortment of boxes. If I were back there for any reason whatsoever, I would've been a dead man.
Freaky shit. If I can get a screenshot (Exo....SCREENSHOT?! WTF is wrong with you?!) I'll post it up.
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GET WITH THE PIX!
Fix the farking site first! Step up to the plate n00b and show these "programmers" what a firey little Cuban can do to a busted clstr!
Chop chop!
Chop chop!
Soracloud, King of Bards wrote:
Fix the farking site first! Step up to the plate n00b and show these "programmers" what a firey little Cuban can do to a busted clstr!
Chop chop!
Chop chop!
These are the best I can manage till Monday where I'll bring my actual Sony cam thinger or someone comes in with a camera phone.
http://i7.tinypic.com/21abynt.jpg
http://i7.tinypic.com/21abzeq.jpg
http://i7.tinypic.com/21ackdg.jpg (this last one was of the forklift, the front of it is covered in metal)
Yeah, the cam sucks. I'll post better ones up later.
Holy shiat, who gets to clean that up?
I'll be looking for a new job if they even hint my name in the cleanup crew. We've been giving my boss PLENTY of warning that those shelves weren't stable. Him being the person that he is...well..proof is right there.
Proof is your boss??
That's fucking scary. Make him clean that shit up.
That's fucking scary. Make him clean that shit up.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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Proof is your boss??
That's ******* scary. Make him clean that **** up.
That's ******* scary. Make him clean that **** up.
/LOL
Damn looks like Al-Qaida declared Jihad on your warehouse.
Just goes to show, 5 secs one way or the other is the difference between life and death. Freakin' scary the way it works out somtimes.
Exo, don't you know anything? You should have run out there immediately and dug a hole in the rubble, positioned yourself beneath it, and called 911! You'd be rich!
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
you realize you broke the pattern of death and now you will have to watch your step for the rest of your life. Death does not like to be cheated
DSD wrote:
you realize you broke the pattern of death and now you will have to watch your step for the rest of your life. Death does not like to be cheated
It's true. See you in Chicago Exo...maybe.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
DSD wrote:
you realize you broke the pattern of death and now you will have to watch your step for the rest of your life. Death does not like to be cheated
You can't cheat Death, though sometimes she's willing to bargain. She always catches up to you eventually.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Wow Exo. Hindsight, if the crash had to happen, it happened on good timing at least. Now you guys can do the "I Told You So" dance to your boss. But you should have spiced up the story about how you jumped out of the way at the very last minute instead of being at your desk tweaking Alla.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Wow Exo. Hindsight, if the crash had to happen, it happened on good timing at least. Now you guys can do the "I Told You So" dance to your boss. But you should have spiced up the story about how you jumped out of the way at the very last minute instead of being at your desk tweaking Alla.
Well...I'm not the type to brag but...
There was a small french midget in the warehouse, right under the shelves in question. I was able to cartwheel over to it, grab it, and backflip out of the way, all the while roundhousing any cartons that flew at my general direction.
True story.
Sir Exodus, Eater of Cheese wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Wow Exo. Hindsight, if the crash had to happen, it happened on good timing at least. Now you guys can do the "I Told You So" dance to your boss. But you should have spiced up the story about how you jumped out of the way at the very last minute instead of being at your desk tweaking Alla.
Well...I'm not the type to brag but...
There was a small french midget in the warehouse, right under the shelves in question. I was able to cartwheel over to it, grab it, and backflip out of the way, all the while roundhousing any cartons that flew at my general direction.
True story.
I had my ex-girlfriend give me a french midget once.
It was fantastic.
Drayfitt wrote:
Sir Exodus, Eater of Cheese wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Wow Exo. Hindsight, if the crash had to happen, it happened on good timing at least. Now you guys can do the "I Told You So" dance to your boss. But you should have spiced up the story about how you jumped out of the way at the very last minute instead of being at your desk tweaking Alla.
Well...I'm not the type to brag but...
There was a small french midget in the warehouse, right under the shelves in question. I was able to cartwheel over to it, grab it, and backflip out of the way, all the while roundhousing any cartons that flew at my general direction.
True story.
I had my ex-girlfriend give me a french midget once.
It was fantastic.
....and all I can think about is whether or not a French midget has a small oui oui or not..
Nexa wrote:
DSD wrote:
you realize you broke the pattern of death and now you will have to watch your step for the rest of your life. Death does not like to be cheated
It's true. See you in Chicago Exo...maybe.
Nexa
Well, the way things look now, it's just going to be me, you, Joph, Flea, and Tricky sitting in a bar. Somehow, I have the feeling that you and Flea'Jo are going to go off into the night for some kinky three-way, leaving me and Tricky with the bill and a glass full of jealousy.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Exo,did you save the cheese ?
Demea the Irrelevant wrote:
Nexa wrote:
DSD wrote:
you realize you broke the pattern of death and now you will have to watch your step for the rest of your life. Death does not like to be cheated
It's true. See you in Chicago Exo...maybe.
Nexa
Well, the way things look now, it's just going to be me, you, Joph, Flea, and Tricky sitting in a bar. Somehow, I have the feeling that you and Flea'Jo are going to go off into the night for some kinky three-way, leaving me and Tricky with the bill and a glass full of jealousy.
WTF will I be doing?
Demea the Irrelevant wrote:
Well, the way things look now, it's just going to be me, you, Joph, Flea, and Tricky sitting in a bar. Somehow, I have the feeling that you and Flea'Jo are going to go off into the night for some kinky three-way, leaving me and Tricky with the bill and a glass full of jealousy.
Wait a minute, do we even have a month this is happening in? I may have missed it. How do we know who may or may not be coming without a date?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Kween Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Demea the Irrelevant wrote:
Nexa wrote:
DSD wrote:
you realize you broke the pattern of death and now you will have to watch your step for the rest of your life. Death does not like to be cheated
It's true. See you in Chicago Exo...maybe.
Nexa
Well, the way things look now, it's just going to be me, you, Joph, Flea, and Tricky sitting in a bar. Somehow, I have the feeling that you and Flea'Jo are going to go off into the night for some kinky three-way, leaving me and Tricky with the bill and a glass full of jealousy.
WTF will I be doing?
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