That's right, ladies, the day you've been waiting for while ruining your sheets with sweaty night visions is finally here. The symbol formerly known as an artist is up for grabs. Every woman's juiciest fantasy; an over-sexed midget.
I'll have you know that as young chap I was privy to enter the Prince's domain outside Minneapolis as my father installed his heating and air conditioning systems and the tiny little man knows how to party. The master bathroom sports conjoined toilets adorned by toilet-seats made of pure gold. What could be more dreamy than taking a dump simultaneously on a seat made of precious metal while holding hands with the object of your horny desire? Maybe showering in his tiny gold plated shower, featuring a mirror on the floor? I think this product sells itself.
So, who amongst you has what it takes? Marginal musical talent or back-up dancing experience? If interested in this position please PM pics of yourself in various states of undress, preferabley standing over a mirror. Prince has contracted me; I'm a head hunter!
Edited, Jul 27th 2006 at 1:11pm EDT by Barkingturtle