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yeah when I get back from the ultrasound Ill post what doom has fallen upon me.... err I mean, what colors I should start crocheting the baby blanket. yeah.... thats it
Well, as far as gifts go you can't go far wrong with art supplies (water soluble art supplies, at least).
One of my earliest memories is of my oldest brother lining us up in front of a little chalk board on an easel and "teaching" us what he learned in kindergarten or first grade or whatever. It was mostly showing off, of course; on the other hand I knew how to read and add before I ever sat at a school desk. And it kept us blessedly quiet for an hour or two at a time.
We also went through a weird little phase of making abstract Play-Doh sculptures. At least I think they were meant to be abstract, hard to say.
Edited, Jul 26th 2006 at 11:53am EDT by Samira
One of my earliest memories is of my oldest brother lining us up in front of a little chalk board on an easel and "teaching" us what he learned in kindergarten or first grade or whatever. It was mostly showing off, of course; on the other hand I knew how to read and add before I ever sat at a school desk. And it kept us blessedly quiet for an hour or two at a time.
We also went through a weird little phase of making abstract Play-Doh sculptures. At least I think they were meant to be abstract, hard to say.
Edited, Jul 26th 2006 at 11:53am EDT by Samira
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Totem wrote:
Then as they pop out they develop like a Polaroid picture, only in fast motion.
...so you shake the baby after it's born to determine gender??
My ex was born on December fifteenth, and she was a harbinger of pure evil, come to find out. Best of luck with your little hell-spawn!
Edited, Jul 26th 2006 at 12:20pm EDT by Barkingturtle
Edited, Jul 26th 2006 at 12:20pm EDT by Barkingturtle
May I suggest the name "Damien"? Could be tweaked for either gender!
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
DSD wrote:
For the record, Im going to say I think its a femme. Just a gut feeling (no pun intended har har har)
When the hubby and I were done doing it one hot July night, I looked at him and told him "You just got me pregnant." He just rolled his eyes. And I kept insisting him that he did. 6 weeks later we're sitting in the doctor's office and the doctor said "Yup, pregnant!" Then I turned to hubby and told him "AND we're having a girl." Again, he and the doctor rolled their eyes.
Right on schedule, we had a little girl. Sometimes, you just KNOW.
So if you think the baby's a femme DSD, I'll go with your gut feeling.
Yes, Althrun, but only out of sight of the Child Protective Services worker...
Totem
Totem
welp, going to be leaving in a couple. The worst part besides the uncertainty you go through until you are told your babies health, is the amount of water you have to drink prior without peeing.90 minutes before your scheduled appt, you have to drink 32 oz of clear liquid and not pee once. You may think thats an easy task, but throw in a half pounder hellion sitting right on your bladder, squirming around and sometimes kicking it for spite.
Alright guys, Ill post an update when I return
Alright guys, Ill post an update when I return
Good luck with the hypnotizing water fountain in the lobby. 
DSD wrote:
welp, going to be leaving in a couple. The worst part besides the uncertainty you go through until you are told your babies health, is the amount of water you have to drink prior without peeing.90 minutes before your scheduled appt, you have to drink 32 oz of clear liquid and not pee once. You may think thats an easy task, but throw in a half pounder hellion sitting right on your bladder, squirming around and sometimes kicking it for spite.
Alright guys, Ill post an update when I return
Alright guys, Ill post an update when I return
Ugh. Never been preggers, but I've had an ultrasound when it seemed my appendix was acting up, and the part where they inflated the bladder was NOT fun. You have my sympathies.
And also my best wishes! Good luck!
The second you told me you were preggers I called a girl. Watch out, though. All the female sag's I know are total teases.
DSD wrote:
yeah when I get back from the ultrasound Ill post what doom has fallen upon me.... err I mean, what colors I should start crocheting the baby blanket. yeah.... thats it
Green!
It's gender-neutral!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
It will probably be a girl. Just so that Mr. DSD has something to stress over in about 16 years. Hope its healthy whichever it is.
And good luck finding smooth roads enroute to the doc's office. I have always found the number of potholes in the road is directly proportional to how badly I need to take a leak.
And good luck finding smooth roads enroute to the doc's office. I have always found the number of potholes in the road is directly proportional to how badly I need to take a leak.
A Tomboy, who dislikes girlie things and tries to take all her brother's toys, leading to large fights. There will be lots of biting and hitting, once she becomes mobile.
Being a Sagittarius, I spent as much time playing with cars, as I did dolls. I still long to add to my Lego collection, that my grandson wants to take home with him. I was an impossible child who drove my mother up the wall with my need to paint and draw everywhere.
Being a Sagittarius, I spent as much time playing with cars, as I did dolls. I still long to add to my Lego collection, that my grandson wants to take home with him. I was an impossible child who drove my mother up the wall with my need to paint and draw everywhere.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
I wonder is DSD is still al full of **** at this point. Oh, come on, you were wondering, too.
DSD wrote:
welp, going to be leaving in a couple.
I read this too fast and thought it said "welp, going to be having a couple" and nearly choked on my apple.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
just got back. Verdict is that lil hellion was indeed sitting directly on my bladder. I knew it too. Fortunately the woman who performed my ultrasound is also my neighbor and friend so we got through the shots needing a full bladder and then she mercifully let me use the restroom. The woman is a saint.
So for the gender: Baby DSD #2 is most assuredly, blatently, and without question, a fine strapping male. Looks like my gut reaction (har har har) was off. We checked from all angles and there was no getting around his well endowed endowment =) But most importantly, hes looking perfect. No problems at all. He was reclining with feet crossed, arms behind his head, in a relaxed pose, and at one point, jauntily waved. Cheeky lil fellow. My friend took a few photos for me and then made a little video for me to take home. Already I have blackmail in my hands for when my second son starts dating. muahahahaha
So there you have it folks. I am completely outnumbered in my household by the XY chromosone and we're all thrilled. My son has decided that he will teach his baby brother to share his hotwheels.
So for the gender: Baby DSD #2 is most assuredly, blatently, and without question, a fine strapping male. Looks like my gut reaction (har har har) was off. We checked from all angles and there was no getting around his well endowed endowment =) But most importantly, hes looking perfect. No problems at all. He was reclining with feet crossed, arms behind his head, in a relaxed pose, and at one point, jauntily waved. Cheeky lil fellow. My friend took a few photos for me and then made a little video for me to take home. Already I have blackmail in my hands for when my second son starts dating. muahahahaha
So there you have it folks. I am completely outnumbered in my household by the XY chromosone and we're all thrilled. My son has decided that he will teach his baby brother to share his hotwheels.
Yay!!!! Congratulations!
Congratulations sweetie! If he's half as good looking as his brother, in a few years you're going to be overwhelmed by giggling teenage girls calling at all hours of the night.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Congrats DSD!
That's great news!
That's great news!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Congratulations on a bouncing baby boy DSD! Would you guys go for a 3rd in an effort to try for a girl?
no. I've already told my mom if she wants a granddaughter to start nagging my brother.
Now you just need to worry about an extra Y chromosome. That and hope that “endowment†wasn’t actually another arm or something.
Time to sit back have some tea and watch a double feature of Its Alive and Rosemary’s Baby. Two movies every expectant mother should love.
Time to sit back have some tea and watch a double feature of Its Alive and Rosemary’s Baby. Two movies every expectant mother should love.
I expected this thread to be about me, color me disappointed. Gratz anyway DSD!
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It's right 80% of the time or something stupid like that. Who cares, it's fun.
Nexa
It's right 80% of the time or something stupid like that. Who cares, it's fun.
Nexa
I guess women can't conceive before the age of 18.
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