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#1 Jul 24 2006 at 1:35 AM Rating: Decent
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I recently lost my grandfather who played my father figure all my life... So I feel for you.

So, seriously, the only reason you feel for him is because you lost your grampy recently? WTF? If the guy who made the mistake of getting your grammy preggers hadn't just kicked you'd have no emotional response to a guy's dad going tits up?

I gotta think its the fat content, really. All of those extra cells requiring a blood supply starve your brain for oxygen, don't they? Its nearly impossible for you to think in a normal human way at your size, isn't it? Not that normal, human anything really applies to a guy who sits at a computer mimicing Jabba the Hutt to a T, eh?

I am not generally a fan of the Blue Collar Comedy gang, but Ron White had a perfect line for you, Doc. Next time you have a thought...

Let it go.
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#2 Jul 24 2006 at 2:31 AM Rating: Decent
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Jesus Christ Moe you are an insensitive pr'ick.

Does picking on an welfare kid make you feel like a man? Obviously the kid has f'ucking issues, "I recently lost my grandfather who played my father figure all my life" should read as "My mother was on Maury Povich 5 times and still couldn't figure out who my Daddy was so she shipped me off to Grandpa Easyhands". Not to mention that the whole 'Faith Hill' fetish is nothing more than a limp wristed and feeble attempt at pretending to be a heterosexual. Factor in the whole morbidly obesething and sub par intellect and you have a suicide waiting to happen.

Leave the kid alone before he slashes his f'ucking wrists and does us all a favour.
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#3 Jul 24 2006 at 2:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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Cod Piece wrote:
I recently lost my grandfather who played my father figure all my life... So I feel for you.


HI! I'm an attention *****! I have been gone awhile and I have this irrational fear that people will have forgotten me so I am going to "shake things up" and show everyone how badass I am by picking on the stupid kid. Hey watch this: "Yur fat!" Funny, huh? And mean. Thats me. Moe. The angry one.


FTFY
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#4 Jul 24 2006 at 4:57 AM Rating: Decent
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Cod Piece


Smiley: laugh
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#5 Jul 24 2006 at 5:54 AM Rating: Decent
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Your not dead yet moe?

What happened to that whole big post about "I am dying buy I dont want any of you cnuts to feel sorry for me so I am not telling you what I am dying of, yet I am making a big public scene in order to get sympathy and validate my existance."

What is a man worth if he isnt worth his word?
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#6 Jul 24 2006 at 6:34 AM Rating: Good
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lol

lol

I was going to respond but a second "lol" seemed more appropriate.
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#8 Jul 24 2006 at 8:21 AM Rating: Good
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welcome back Moe
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#9 Jul 24 2006 at 9:50 AM Rating: Good
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Moe is so cold that his proctologist gets frostbite. Why it's on his ******, well, you'd have to ask Moe.


Edit: Well holy Shit I'm green. I'd like to congratulate those who rated me up over the weekend on their obvious good taste.



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#10 Jul 24 2006 at 10:01 AM Rating: Decent
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Edit: Well holy Shit I'm green. I'd like to congratulate those who rated me up over the weekend on their obvious good taste.


Smiley: cookie?
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#11 Jul 24 2006 at 10:16 AM Rating: Good
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DSD wrote:
welcome back Moe

What, did he leave or something?
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#12 Jul 24 2006 at 11:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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Debalic wrote:
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welcome back Moe

What, did he leave or something?


Last post I saw of him, he had to leave mid-buisness trip on a emergency. I assume that got cleared up.
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#13 Jul 24 2006 at 11:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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he hasnt posted in quite some time, and like Exo said, last time he was around was when he was headed up to Ct and then went home on a family emergency. Havent heard from him since.
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#14 Jul 24 2006 at 12:20 PM Rating: Good
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Oh, I thought maybe he'd "left for good", like Bodhi did.
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Oh, I thought maybe he'd "left for good", like Bodhi did twice.


ftfy
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#17 Jul 24 2006 at 12:47 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh, I thought maybe he'd "left for good", like Bodhi does.
Better
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#18 Jul 24 2006 at 12:47 PM Rating: Good
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Well, not like I care enough to pay *that* much attention.
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#19 Jul 24 2006 at 12:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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What happened to that whole big post about "I am dying
You mean the one that was a joke?
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What is a man worth if he isnt worth his word?
I would say it depends on which word. If that word is "fuck," then Moe is good for it. Promise!
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PsiChi the Meaningless wrote:
What happened to that whole big post about "I am dying
You mean the one that was a joke?
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What is a man worth if he isnt worth his word?
I would say it depends on which word. If that word is "fuck," then Moe is good for it. Promise!


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#21 Jul 24 2006 at 1:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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[:woosh:]


Doubtful.
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Three people in this entire f'ucking thread responded in an acceptable fashion.

DSD & Flea made me laugh, but they are judged on a different scale because they have b3wbz.

Alla's is now on the blocked list at the office, not just locally, but globally. I posted so much here that the entire f'ucking company is now forbidden to come to Alla's. It was a family emergency that took me from CT, it was a promotion and increased work load which took me away from posting initially, and I am still dieing of the same terminal disease I referred to in the initial e-mail.
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and I am still dieing of the same terminal disease I referred to in the initial e-mail.


There is a God!
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#25 Jul 24 2006 at 6:15 PM Rating: Good
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I am still dieing of the same terminal disease I referred to in the initial e-mail.

Aren't we all!

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Three people in this entire f'ucking thread responded in an acceptable fashion.

DSD & Flea made me laugh, but they are judged on a different scale because they have b3wbz.

So, who was the third?
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#26 Jul 24 2006 at 6:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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So, who was the third?


Why, me, of course. It wasn't so much the devastating use of the word "doubtful" as it was the timing.

Flawless, as always.
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