There is a giant spider outside my kitchen window. I noticed while doing the dishes because it actually TAPPED THE GLASS with it's gross spider leg! Horrifying. If it were actually in the house, I'd just move and leave everything here.
Nexa
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.†― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones