Zoology, huzzah!Follow

All that this is saying, is that the one most fit for survival thrive and the other ones do not...

I do not see any need for "mutation" there to make it a viable concept.

Yeah, good thing that one Neanderthal had a sap fetish so his ******* would be preserved in amber, huh?

I'm getting all misty-eyed just thinking of grandpa Barkingturtle and the way he used to saw away at trees.

*Sniff*

Samira, tch tch - it comes from their bones, not bonerz -

The Beginning

KINESIS THE FIRST BOOK OF APES, CALLED
KINESIS


At the beginning the begging there was
nothing but a big ball of gases.
2 For a long time it just sat there
in the nothingness, getting hot-
ter and hotter.
3 Then it exploded.
4 The explosion created the
stars, which were burning bub-
bles of the first big ball of gases.
5 The stars threw out chunks of
debris that cooled and became
planets.
6 The planets spun round and
became round.

CHAPTER 2
In a remote and insignificant
sector of the universe, one
planet fell into an orbit around
its star that by accident made its
surface conducive to the molecu-
lar formations known as amino
acids.
2 Neither so close to their
planet's star as to be inciner-
ated, nor so far from it as to be
frozen, the acids survived,
3 And proceeded to combine
into new molecules of a com-
plexity advanced enough to per-
mit change and growth,
4 And meiosis, and the devel-
opment of certain other transient
characteristics of a generic na-
ture classifiable as life.

CHAPTER 3
Changing and growing and
reproducing in response to
the random stimuli of the plan-
et's chemistry, life thrived and
multiplied,
2 And spread from the hospit-
able environment of liquid oxy-
genated hydrogen where it began
to the more challenging environ-
ment of the planet's solid min-
eral masses.
3 The new environment stimu-
lated further molecular changes
that enabled living organisms to
increase dramatically in size and
complexity.
4 The organisms grew bigger
and bigger,
5 And then much much bigger,
6 And even bigger than that, un-
til some of the many life-forms
on the planet's surface were so
enormous as to be dinosaurs.

CHAPTER 4
The dinosaurs were gigantic
scaly beasts with infinitely
small brains and infinitely large
appetites, both for plants and for
each other.
2 Created by numerous acci-
dents of evolution, the dinosaurs
managed to become extinct, not
by accident, but by their own
stupidity.
3 The dinosaurs ate all of the
plants in their environment and
soon starved stupidly to death.
4 When the dinosaurs became
extinct, other smaller life-forms
became dominant on the planet's
surface.

CHAPTER 5
These other smaller life
forms were mammals,
which had hairy bodies, warm
blood, and small brains that
were nevertheless larger than the
brains of the dinosaurs
2 Over a long period of time
after the dinosaurs became ex-
tinct, the hairy bodies of the
mammals grew bigger and big-
ger, until there were many large
animals on the planet's surface.
3 And some of these were very
big indeed and something like
elephants, and some of them
were something like cattle, and
some of them were something
like pigs,
4 And others of them were still
quite small and something like
rats and cats and dogs.
5 And a lot of them were a lot
like monkeys.

CHAPTER 6
And the ones that were like
monkeys had brains that
were quite large.
2 And some of these grew quite
big and lost their tails, so that
they were no longer monkeys,
but apes.
3 And the apes thrived and
multiplied, surviving even unto
the present age.
4 And with the coming of the
apes, the period of time that
was the beginning of the earth
ended.

Being born with green hair and red eyes, on the other hand, either means that you`re a genetic mutant or that you live in a Japanese cartoon.

Ha Ha! Thats funny. I'm funny.