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Someone in my extended family just had a baby. They emailed the picture to me and it is just either the ugliest baby in the world or the worst display of photography skills ever. I talked to the relative for a bit and all I could say was "Congratulations! Way to go!" I could not make any kind of reference to the child's looks without just want to laugh. I felt like I was in that one Seinfeld episode where they couldn't even look at the baby.
Let us see! Let us see!
You gotta see the baby!
"Why...he is breathtaking..."
"Why...he is breathtaking..."
Yea, you can't tease like that...you're literally obligated now to provide a visual reference for this claim.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Ah, good 'ol Mr. Bean. 
Did it look like the "V" baby?
Did it look like the "V" baby?Stephen Lynch wrote:
This is for my little girl
My lady gives birth today
I run to her room right away
She smiles with glee and hands her to me
I look at my newborn and say
Damn that's an ugly baby
Damn that's an ugly *** baby
I'm feeling quite concerned
My ***** must have turned
'Cause damn that's an ugly baby
I can't believe this came from me
I think her mom did too much LSD
she's skinny like a twig
at least her nuts are big
but the placenta is cuter than she
Damn that's an ugly baby
God damn that's an ugly *** baby
I can't take her home today
She'll scare the dog away
'cause damn that's an ugly baby
And when she smiles I find
Shane McGowen comes to mind
It makes me want to cry
When I look into her good eye
I always wanted kids
Is it wrong to hope for SIDS?
Then the doctor calls me in
Mr. Lynch she has a twin
Damn that's a good-lookin' baby
One for two on the good lookin' babies
I almost start to weep
Now this one we can keep
cause that was an ugly ***...
Damn that's an ugly baby (x4)
She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye
And thank god just one nose but it's on her left thigh
Now doctor I am asking you guy to guy
Would a really really really late term abortion still fly?
Oh no, I don't want no ugly baby
I said damn that's an ugly *** baby
I think that should about do it
King Nobby wrote:
Awww ... baby pictures of Drac. How paternal of you to keep them on your comp!
My grandma told me that when her father (preacher) was asked to christen not-so-handsome children, he'd say "My that is a baby!".
One of the greatest multi-purpose phrases I've had the pleasure of stealing.
One of the greatest multi-purpose phrases I've had the pleasure of stealing.
Mossholder wrote:
My grandma told me that when her father (preacher) was asked to christen not-so-handsome children, he'd say "My that is a baby!".
/steal Thanks Moss!
And no, I can't put this picture up. Sorry. Closest I can describe the baby is a hobbit in a carnival mirror.
You're welcome to it. I think it's old enough to be ineligible for copywrite status anyway.
Just be sure to not say it to anyone that's already wise to the evasion. Saying "My that is a casserole!" to my granny didn't go over very well.
Just be sure to not say it to anyone that's already wise to the evasion. Saying "My that is a casserole!" to my granny didn't go over very well.
Quote:
You gotta see the baby!
"Why...he is breathtaking..."
"Why...he is breathtaking..."
lol gotta love Seinfeld
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I see what you mean.
Rowan Atkinson is fooking brilliant.
Thank you Nobby for my avatar!
Edited, Jul 19th 2006 at 11:10pm EDT by Smoggy
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all babies are not pretty when they are born, they barely look human at all. pinkish, bald, scrunched up faces, and how so much noise can come from such a small mouth is astounding.
what is beautifull is not the appearance, but the miracle of a new life comming into the world itself. a brand new person created out of nothingness. something that is a part of you, and will be forever. the prolonging of your heratige and linnage.
it is the event itself that is beautiful, not the baby.
something you people who have never been a parent could not possibly understand, and something that doesnt need explaining to any parent.
congrats.
what is beautifull is not the appearance, but the miracle of a new life comming into the world itself. a brand new person created out of nothingness. something that is a part of you, and will be forever. the prolonging of your heratige and linnage.
it is the event itself that is beautiful, not the baby.
something you people who have never been a parent could not possibly understand, and something that doesnt need explaining to any parent.
congrats.
shadowrelm wrote:
all babies are not pretty when they are born, they barely look human at all. pinkish, bald, scrunched up faces, and how so much noise can come from such a small mouth is astounding.
what is beautifull is not the appearance, but the miracle of a new life comming into the world itself. a brand new person created out of nothingness. something that is a part of you, and will be forever. the prolonging of your heratige and linnage.
it is the event itself that is beautiful, not the baby.
something you people who have never been a parent could not possibly understand, and something that doesnt need explaining to any parent.
congrats.
what is beautifull is not the appearance, but the miracle of a new life comming into the world itself. a brand new person created out of nothingness. something that is a part of you, and will be forever. the prolonging of your heratige and linnage.
it is the event itself that is beautiful, not the baby.
something you people who have never been a parent could not possibly understand, and something that doesnt need explaining to any parent.
congrats.
Not all miracles are beautiful, as witnessed by the fact that you ever got close enough to a breathing human female to reproduce.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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