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#1 Jul 17 2006 at 5:54 PM Rating: Good
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BBC News wrote:
Dutch will allow paedophile group

A Dutch court has turned down a request to ban a political party with a paedophile agenda.

Judge HFM Hofhuis ruled that the Brotherly Love, Freedom and Diversity Party (PNVD) had the same right to exist as any other political party.

The PNVD was formed by three paedophiles in May, prompting outrage in Dutch society.

It seeks to lower the age of sexual consent from 16 to 12 and legalise child pornography and sex with animals.
So I'm only allowed to shag sheep if they're over 12? wtf?

Fascists!!!

Goalkeeper! To the ballot box!
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#2 Jul 17 2006 at 5:59 PM Rating: Decent
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WTF is wrong with people?
#3 Jul 17 2006 at 6:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Did you know a Dutch Oven is a dirty deed. It's true.
#4 Jul 17 2006 at 6:21 PM Rating: Good
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Lord Darkuwa wrote:
WTF is wrong with people?


They talk about karma. Sick bastards.
#5 Jul 17 2006 at 6:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dutch skeeterphiles make me sad. Smiley: cry
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#6 Jul 17 2006 at 7:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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Do Dutch skeeterphiles just stick their fingers into very small ******

Yeah, I can't believe I said it either.
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#7 Jul 17 2006 at 7:19 PM Rating: Decent
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/sigh

I guess they had it coming when they made everything else legal. Is no country safe from fuckwads and cockbags anymore?
#8 Jul 17 2006 at 10:42 PM Rating: Decent
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12 isn't necessarily pedophilia, if said 12-year-olds are post-pubescent.


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#9 Jul 18 2006 at 7:42 AM Rating: Decent
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So does this mean that all those Religious Right folks that were yelling that gay marriage = paedophilia and beastiality were right?

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#10 Jul 18 2006 at 7:58 AM Rating: Good
I remember when they put their bid in, I thought it was a joke. Thats just scary...
#11 Jul 18 2006 at 10:54 AM Rating: Good
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trickybeck wrote:

12 isn't necessarily pedophilia, if said 12-year-olds are post-pubescent.


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AH, Wikipedia.
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People are only considered pedophiles if the "children" they are attracted to haven't reached puberty or are just starting puberty. People attracted to youth past puberty are called hebephiles or ephebophiles. Those attracted to children 0-3 are called nepiophiles.
#12 Jul 18 2006 at 10:59 AM Rating: Decent
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Jesus. Humans will attach a name to anything.

#13 Jul 18 2006 at 11:00 AM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:

AH, Wikipedia.
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People are only considered pedophiles if the "children" they are attracted to haven't reached puberty or are just starting puberty. People attracted to youth past puberty are called hebephiles or ephebophiles. Those attracted to children 0-3 are called nepiophiles.
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That's seriously fUcked up.
#14 Jul 18 2006 at 12:45 PM Rating: Decent
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So when is the announcement of the formation of the Jophophile political group?
#15 Jul 18 2006 at 12:57 PM Rating: Good
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PsiChi the Meaningless wrote:
So when is the announcement of the formation of the Jophophile political group?
Isn't that just everybody? Joph has no enemies!
#16 Jul 18 2006 at 1:20 PM Rating: Decent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
PsiChi the Meaningless wrote:
So when is the announcement of the formation of the Jophophile political group?
Isn't that just everybody? Joph has no enemies!

Pfft! Joph is the enemy of all lifeforms without a carbon base!

#17 Jul 18 2006 at 1:59 PM Rating: Decent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
PsiChi the Meaningless wrote:
So when is the announcement of the formation of the Jophophile political group?
Isn't that just everybody? Joph has no enemies!


One would think that, but it seems that the Albainian circus midget cooperative has joined forces with the International union of cobblers with the hopes of passing legislation to strike his name from the history books.

It is a horrible, fiendish plot and if the Jophophile political group is not formed soon, we will all be lost in a cold dark place.
#18 Jul 18 2006 at 2:08 PM Rating: Good
Link?
#19 Jul 19 2006 at 1:25 PM Rating: Decent
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In more positive skeeterphile news, Colorado finally got around to banning child brides:

CBS Denver affliate wrote:
(AP) DENVER Gov. Bill Owens signed a measure banning child brides on Tuesday, ending an uproar over a court ruling that 12-year-old girls could enter common-law marriages in Colorado.

"It was imperative that Colorado change its law concerning the minimum age for common law marriage. The age of consent for marriage should be consistent in our statutes and, most importantly, our young children must be protected," Owens said.

The state Court of Appeals ruled on June 15 that Colorado had no stated minimum age for common-law marriage but said the state has adopted English common law, which makes girls as young as 12 and boys as young as 14 eligible for marriage.
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