At last, The Chap Olympics!
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The annual event is hosted by Chap Magazine - the bible for traditional gentlemen who are against the vulgarity of modern culture. The opening ceremony includes the lighting of the Olympic pipe.
In the Bounders discipline chaps approach a lady, behave like cads and the one who is slapped hardest around the face wins.
Any chap - or lady - of worth smokes a pipe. In the Pipe Relay a lit pipe is passed between teams of three along a gruelling 100-yard course. Wearing any kind of sportswear at the games results in instant disqualification.
Teams compete to mix a dry martini, with the handicap of having no butler to do it for them.
In the Bounders discipline chaps approach a lady, behave like cads and the one who is slapped hardest around the face wins.
Any chap - or lady - of worth smokes a pipe. In the Pipe Relay a lit pipe is passed between teams of three along a gruelling 100-yard course. Wearing any kind of sportswear at the games results in instant disqualification.
Teams compete to mix a dry martini, with the handicap of having no butler to do it for them.
In these dark days of dusky vocal ensembles and loud beat-groups, there is hope for the world.
Is it just me who assumes Patrician was in attendance, if not an arch-competitor?
