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Sorry for bugging anyone but I can't figure out how to walk around and fight stuff.
Yanza wrote:
Sorry for bugging anyone but I can't figure out how to walk around and fight stuff.
When I want to fight, I usually find the shortest man I can find and promptly **** on his shoe.
This is not a game forum. Which game are you playing?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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Is this a text based site?
You're never going to start a proper fight if you go around apologizing just for bugging folks.
Yes, yes it is.
You are in a large room with a door on the south wall and a door on the east wall. You see a bag in one corner and a broken chair in another corner. There is a large, angry goblin in the room with you. What would you like to do?
You are in a large room with a door on the south wall and a door on the east wall. You see a bag in one corner and a broken chair in another corner. There is a large, angry goblin in the room with you. What would you like to do?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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I could post the name of something I found on the internet. Then do you think you could help me find what site i'm looking for?
What's in the bag!
Samira wrote:
Yes, yes it is.
You are in a large room with a door on the south wall and a door on the east wall. You see a bag in one corner and a broken chair in another corner. There is a large, angry goblin in the room with you. What would you like to do?
You are in a large room with a door on the south wall and a door on the east wall. You see a bag in one corner and a broken chair in another corner. There is a large, angry goblin in the room with you. What would you like to do?
Get Bag
Open S Door
S
Yanza is the cutest puppy I've seen in a long time, can we keep it?
Yes, this is a text based game!
Try typing /stand up or /get up
The secret is that you are lying down - and that's why you can't move around!
And yes, to start a fight, pee on the short man's shoes (/pee on Shadowrelm - that works best).
Don't do this while still lying down, or you choke on your own urine, and as a "death penalty" a virus takes over you CPU and causes you to email all your financial information to Nigeria, Russia and Bombay.
Good luck!
Try typing /stand up or /get up
The secret is that you are lying down - and that's why you can't move around!
And yes, to start a fight, pee on the short man's shoes (/pee on Shadowrelm - that works best).
Don't do this while still lying down, or you choke on your own urine, and as a "death penalty" a virus takes over you CPU and causes you to email all your financial information to Nigeria, Russia and Bombay.
Good luck!
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Samira wrote:
Yes, yes it is.
You are in a large room with a door on the south wall and a door on the east wall. You see a bag in one corner and a broken chair in another corner. There is a large, angry goblin in the room with you. What would you like to do?
You are in a large room with a door on the south wall and a door on the east wall. You see a bag in one corner and a broken chair in another corner. There is a large, angry goblin in the room with you. What would you like to do?
Get Bag
Open S Door
S
You are in a room with a door on the west wall and a door on the east wall. There is nothing in the room. You feel a breeze to the west and hear a faint sound of wombats to the south. What would you like to do?
MentalFrog wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Samira wrote:
Yes, yes it is.
You are in a large room with a door on the south wall and a door on the east wall. You see a bag in one corner and a broken chair in another corner. There is a large, angry goblin in the room with you. What would you like to do?
You are in a large room with a door on the south wall and a door on the east wall. You see a bag in one corner and a broken chair in another corner. There is a large, angry goblin in the room with you. What would you like to do?
Get Bag
Open S Door
S
You are in a room with a door on the west wall and a door on the east wall. There is nothing in the room. You feel a breeze to the west and hear a faint sound of wombats to the south. What would you like to do?
Open Bag
Catch wombats
W
NixNot wrote:
MentalFrog wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Samira wrote:
Yes, yes it is.
You are in a large room with a door on the south wall and a door on the east wall. You see a bag in one corner and a broken chair in another corner. There is a large, angry goblin in the room with you. What would you like to do?
You are in a large room with a door on the south wall and a door on the east wall. You see a bag in one corner and a broken chair in another corner. There is a large, angry goblin in the room with you. What would you like to do?
Get Bag
Open S Door
S
You are in a room with a door on the west wall and a door on the east wall. There is nothing in the room. You feel a breeze to the west and hear a faint sound of wombats to the south. What would you like to do?
Open Bag
Catch wombats
W
I attack the man in the Wizard outfit.
!roll d20.
17, hit.
!roll d12
8 points of damage.
!roll d20.
17, hit.
!roll d12
8 points of damage.
Lord Darkuwa wrote:
I attack the man in the Wizard outfit.
!roll d20.
17, hit.
!roll d12
8 points of damage.
!roll d20.
17, hit.
!roll d12
8 points of damage.
Barkingturtle wrote:
Yanza is the cutest puppy I've seen in a long time, can we keep it?
You gonna feed and take it for walks?
johnnny the Silent wrote:
Barkingturtle wrote:
Yanza is the cutest puppy I've seen in a long time, can we keep it?
You gonna feed and take it for walks?
I'll admit it. This was just a ploy to make a couple bucks by selling him to the Vietnamese restaurant down the street. I'm a cat person.
Barkingturtle wrote:
johnnny the Silent wrote:
Barkingturtle wrote:
Yanza is the cutest puppy I've seen in a long time, can we keep it?
You gonna feed and take it for walks?
I'll admit it. This was just a ploy to make a couple bucks by selling him to the Vietnamese restaurant down the street. I'm a cat person.
You just made my Friday. Thank you. 
MentalFrog wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Samira wrote:
Yes, yes it is.
You are in a large room with a door on the south wall and a door on the east wall. You see a bag in one corner and a broken chair in another corner. There is a large, angry goblin in the room with you. What would you like to do?
You are in a large room with a door on the south wall and a door on the east wall. You see a bag in one corner and a broken chair in another corner. There is a large, angry goblin in the room with you. What would you like to do?
Get Bag
Open S Door
S
You are in a room with a door on the west wall and a door on the east wall. There is nothing in the room. You feel a breeze to the west and hear a faint sound of wombats to the south. What would you like to do?
Um? No door on the north wall?
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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There are Exiits N,S,E and W, but they all smell vaguely of Moogle.
You have a strong itching in your *******, and your gonads jiggle like epileptic gophers in an electrified Louis Vuitton jock-strap.
You can see:
A Vorpal Sword
Some friendly
A grobbledy thing
There are Exiits N,S,E and W, but they all smell vaguely of Moogle.
You have a strong itching in your *******, and your gonads jiggle like epileptic gophers in an electrified Louis Vuitton jock-strap.
You can see:
A Vorpal Sword
Some friendly
A grobbledy thing
Take Grobbledy thing
S
E
Open Katie's Snatch
Remove Hummvee
Insert grobbledy thing
GFY
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
call a cab, have them take you to the nearest biker bar that is know for fights, and spill some dudes bier. there ya go.
Singdall wrote:
call a cab, have them take you to the nearest biker bar that is know for fights, and spill some dudes bier. there ya go.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I'd hit it.
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