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#1 Jul 13 2006 at 2:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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I have decided that this forum could learn a thing or two from Her Britannic Majesty's United Kingdom, and needs a Royal Family.

Despite a few claimants to the throne, no-one since a certain laptop-stealing Smiley: queen Queeny has held the role effectively.

In keeping with the clique-ish elitism of 'We' (which in and of itself, is its own nobility), there is no place for democracy or fairness.

I hereby declare myself Smiley: king King of the "Asylum Arrogant Bastards Collective" (The AABC).

Being a limp-wristed liberal, I of course accept that others have a claim, so we needn't wuss out at having a single King.

Other Kings probably include "King tarv the Moist", and "King Patrician the Pompous" as they are British; hence innately superior.

Similarly ennobled are:

  • "King ToUtem the 'bama snake",
  • "King Jophiel the occasionally wise",
  • "King Moebius the not here much any more"
  • "King Smasharoo the work-shy Fop"
  • "King Yanari the undecided"
  • "King gbaji the concise"
  • "King Flea'lo the purchaser of Shoes"
  • "King DSD the Hairdresser"
  • "King Nexa the blonde"
  • "King Youshutup the Student"
  • "King Nadenu the Wodka"
  • "King Elderon the ****"
  • "King Tare the mud-wrestler"
  • "King Nephthyswanderer the the"
  • "King Katie the Virgin"
    • and, of course
  • "Queen Saboruto the Shaven"


Note: Admins are ineligible, even if they look like the hair bear bunch, write neat code or if they're amazing in the sack

This proclamation dated 13th July 2006 by His AABC Majesty King Nobby that is called "Nobby"

All hail the Arrogant Bastards Collective! Smiley: bowdown
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#2 Jul 13 2006 at 2:36 PM Rating: Good
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May I recommend your Chalist be filled with Arrogant ******* Ale.
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#3 Jul 13 2006 at 2:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nobby wrote:
"King Jophiel the occasionally wise"
Stealing the line from Danalog, I think that was my Civ2 title.
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#4 Jul 13 2006 at 2:43 PM Rating: Default
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And of course, "King not appearing in this thread"
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#5 Jul 13 2006 at 2:44 PM Rating: Decent
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Can I be the annoying jester?
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#6 Jul 13 2006 at 2:45 PM Rating: Good
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King Wint the Who?
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#7 Jul 13 2006 at 2:46 PM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:

I hereby declare myself Smiley: king King of the "Asylum Arrogant Bastards Collective" (The AABC).

King of the who?
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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#8 Jul 13 2006 at 2:47 PM Rating: Good
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Debalic wrote:
Nobby wrote:

I hereby declare myself Smiley: king King of the "Asylum Arrogant Bastards Collective" (The AABC).

King of the who?
Well I am King!
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#9 Jul 13 2006 at 2:47 PM Rating: Default
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Debalic wrote:
Nobby wrote:

I hereby declare myself Smiley: king King of the "Asylum Arrogant Bastards Collective" (The AABC).

King of the who?


So its you?
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#10 Jul 13 2006 at 2:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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"King Nexa the blonde"


but you said you loved me for my big muscles and considerable girth?

Nexa
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#11 Jul 13 2006 at 2:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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If I can't be King, can't I at least be Queen?
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#12 Jul 13 2006 at 2:56 PM Rating: Good
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Mistress Darqflame wrote:
If I can't be King, can't I at least be Queen?

It's customary for the man to do the asking. Smiley: laugh
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#13 Jul 13 2006 at 2:58 PM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
Debalic wrote:
Nobby wrote:

I hereby declare myself Smiley: king King of the "Asylum Arrogant Bastards Collective" (The AABC).

King of the who?
Well I am King!

Well I didn't vote for you!
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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#14 Jul 13 2006 at 2:59 PM Rating: Good
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Lord Darkuwa wrote:
Debalic wrote:
Nobby wrote:

I hereby declare myself Smiley: king King of the "Asylum Arrogant Bastards Collective" (The AABC).

King of the who?

So its you?

It's me what?
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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#15 Jul 13 2006 at 2:59 PM Rating: Default
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A watery tart throwing a sword at you is no way to build a system of government.

Edit: Oh, you know. You know.

Edited, Jul 13th 2006 at 4:02pm EDT by Darkuwa
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#16 Jul 13 2006 at 3:00 PM Rating: Decent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
If I can't be King, can't I at least be Queen?

It's customary for the man to do the asking. Smiley: laugh



Wait, Nobby's a guy? Smiley: eek I thought Nobby and DF were to be the new banjo playing lesbians of the forums??

Damn you for crushing my dreams! Smiley: motz Damn you!
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#17 Jul 13 2006 at 3:02 PM Rating: Good
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Lord Darkuwa wrote:
A watery tart throwing a sword at you is no way to build a system of government.

Edit: Oh, you know. You know.

All I know is that you're ruining my Holy Grail shtick. Smiley: glare
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#18 Jul 13 2006 at 3:04 PM Rating: Default
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I'm not aloud to watch it anymore so I don't get the lines perfect anymore.
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#19 Jul 13 2006 at 3:07 PM Rating: Decent
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Althrun wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
If I can't be King, can't I at least be Queen?

It's customary for the man to do the asking. Smiley: laugh



Wait, Nobby's a guy? Smiley: eek I thought Nobby and DF were to be the new banjo playing lesbians of the forums??

Damn you for crushing my dreams! Smiley: motz Damn you!


Nobby would make one fÑŸcked up looking chick. On the plus side he'd give great head since he has no teeth.
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#20 Jul 13 2006 at 3:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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MentalFrog wrote:
Nobby would make one fÑŸcked up looking chick. On the plus side he'd give great head since he has no teeth.


Nothing wrong with a little bit of teeth Smiley: sly
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#21 Jul 13 2006 at 3:34 PM Rating: Good
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wheres my phallic scepter?
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#22 Jul 13 2006 at 3:36 PM Rating: Good
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tHe NoBbz wrote:
"King Elderon the ****"
I couldn't find that one in the userpage dropdown and my leet hax don't work anymore since an admin-who-shall-remain-nameless fixed the loopholes. Smiley: bah

Edit: We need a national anthem. How about "GFT Queen".

Edited, Jul 13th 2006 at 4:37pm EDT by Elderon
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#23 Jul 13 2006 at 3:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
MentalFrog wrote:
Nobby would make one fÑŸcked up looking chick. On the plus side he'd give great head since he has no teeth.


Nothing wrong with a little bit of teeth Smiley: sly


Yeah, me likes using me teef!
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#24 Jul 13 2006 at 3:50 PM Rating: Default
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Long live King Katie the Virgin!! Do I get a vibrating wand?
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#25 Jul 13 2006 at 3:51 PM Rating: Good
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Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Yeah, me likes using me teef!
That reminds me.

I found your toe ring under the pillow.
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#26 Jul 13 2006 at 3:52 PM Rating: Good
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Long live King Katie the Virgin!! Do I get a vibrating wand?
That depends on how fast you can move it with your hand.
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