Despite a few claimants to the throne, no-one since a certain laptop-stealing Queeny has held the role effectively.
In keeping with the clique-ish elitism of 'We' (which in and of itself, is its own nobility), there is no place for democracy or fairness.
I hereby declare myself King of the "Asylum Arrogant Bastards Collective" (The AABC).
Being a limp-wristed liberal, I of course accept that others have a claim, so we needn't wuss out at having a single King.
Other Kings probably include "King tarv the Moist", and "King Patrician the Pompous" as they are British; hence innately superior.
Similarly ennobled are:
- "King ToUtem the 'bama snake",
- "King Jophiel the occasionally wise",
- "King Moebius the not here much any more"
- "King Smasharoo the work-shy Fop"
- "King Yanari the undecided"
- "King gbaji the concise"
- "King Flea'lo the purchaser of Shoes"
- "King DSD the Hairdresser"
- "King Nexa the blonde"
- "King Youshutup the Student"
- "King Nadenu the Wodka"
- "King Elderon the ****"
- "King Tare the mud-wrestler"
- "King Nephthyswanderer the the"
- "King Katie the Virgin" and, of course
- "Queen Saboruto the Shaven"
Note: Admins are ineligible, even if they look like the hair bear bunch, write neat code or if they're amazing in the sack
This proclamation dated 13th July 2006 by His AABC Majesty King Nobby that is called "Nobby"
All hail the Arrogant Bastards Collective!