I *finally* got the chance to see this fine example of choreography and dialogue this evening and I have to tell you, if you haven't seen this yet...run to your nearest crappy video store and see if you can find it!
For those who need more information before venturing out, let me elaborate:
Director Scott Ziehl (of Earth vs. the Spider and Cruel Intentions 3 fame), turned out this masterpiece starring the fabulous Johnathon Shaech (a more expressive and versatile actor it has not been my pleasure to see). He takes over the "roadhouse" known as the Black Pelican after his uncle is injured in a completely unpredictable parking lot brawl (the attackers were nice enough to wait and take him on one at a time, but an evil vixen threw knives at him).
Some highlights that really *make* this movie:
- Alligators
- Snarky, but secretly sensitive love interest (she's hard to get, takes two days!)
- Fight scenes featuring chains
- so much broken glass
- rap intermingled with honky tonk (get this soundtrack, you won't regret it!)
- dancing midget
- head injury by bed pan
- girl fight!
- extra kudos for how multicultural all the various groups are!
- evil British sounding villan in a suit (I hate the british...well, except Nobby and monkey-thong boy of course).
Not sold yet? Have I mentioned Jake Busey as "Wild Bill"? Oh he's wild alright, in the hot tub with not one, but two topless chicks! They make out when he gets bored with them! HAWT!
On a five star system:
Cinematography: 3 stars
Sam Elliot: 0 stars, totally lacking
Choreography: 2 stars
Lesbians: 4 stars
Dialogue: 3 stars
Dancing the Robot: 4 stars
**** blowing up: 4 stars
Throat tearing out: 1 star (a little strangulation, but he's no Dalton
That guy: 3 stars, there are a few!
Overall, I would give Roadhouse 2: Last call 4 stars, losing a star only for lack of Sam Elliot and dismemberment. Oh, and the lesbians don't take off the bottoms.../sigh. Also, the alligators never ate anyone...sorry to ruin it for you.
I dare you to disagree!
Nexa