Seriously I cooked up some sort of rice dish and my eyes are burning! I mean its even worse then cutting a strong onion!
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I heard eyes go great with rice.
Wise man say "do not wipe eyes while making rice curry with curry powder..."
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fronglo wrote:
Seriously I cooked up some sort of rice dish and my eyes are burning! I mean its even worse then cutting a strong onion!
Your eyes were'nt burning from the rice, but from the long Bukkake session you had with, some horny Japanese tourists before you cooked them some rice.
fronglo wrote:
Seriously I cooked up some sort of rice dish and my eyes are burning! I mean its even worse then cutting a strong onion!
hehehe once my husband was cutting up a jalepeno pepper and accidentally wiped his eyes. I wasnt there for it, but if you casually mention the story he still shudders
I once accidently snorted cayenne. Holy hell I never sneezed so hard in my life.
DSD wrote:
hehehe once my husband was cutting up a jalepeno pepper and accidentally wiped his eyes. I wasnt there for it, but if you casually mention the story he still shudders
It's a good thing he doesn't use habaneros like I do.
Between slicing onions and rubbing pepper in my eyes, it's a wonder I actually enjoy making chili.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
MentalFrog wrote:
I once accidently snorted cayenne. Holy hell I never sneezed so hard in my life.
How did that happen?
On an aside, I knew someone in grade school who for whatever reason, enjoyed snorting Kool-Aid mix.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
MentalFrog wrote:
I once accidently snorted cayenne. Holy hell I never sneezed so hard in my life.
How did that happen?
A sternutation or, more commonly known, sneeze is a semi-autonomous, convulsive expulsion of air from the nose and mouth. This air can reach speeds of 100-200 mph and an unimpeded sneeze sends two to five thousand bacteria-filled droplets into the air.
Sneezing is generally caused by irritation in the passages of the nose. Allergens such as pollens, pet dander, house dust mites, as well as nonallergenic particles are usually harmless, but when they irritate the nose the body responds by expelling them from the nasal passages. The nose mistakes strong odors, sudden chills, bright lights (see photic sneeze reflex), and even orgasms in some people for nasal irritants, and it tries to defend itself with a sneeze.
MentalFrog wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
MentalFrog wrote:
I once accidently snorted cayenne. Holy hell I never sneezed so hard in my life.
How did that happen?
A sternutation or, more commonly known, sneeze is a semi-autonomous, convulsive expulsion of air from the nose and mouth. This air can reach speeds of 100-200 mph and an unimpeded sneeze sends two to five thousand bacteria-filled droplets into the air.
Sneezing is generally caused by irritation in the passages of the nose. Allergens such as pollens, pet dander, house dust mites, as well as nonallergenic particles are usually harmless, but when they irritate the nose the body responds by expelling them from the nasal passages. The nose mistakes strong odors, sudden chills, bright lights (see photic sneeze reflex), and even orgasms in some people for nasal irritants, and it tries to defend itself with a sneeze.
Ha ha ha. As in, I meant, how did you accidently snort cayenne?
Let's just say that shady dealer in the ally had a chief's hat on.
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