"HAHAHA! We are film crew for the funny German TV show [some stupid German TV show]. You are you ok, Yes?"
"I'm wet."
"Haha, yes I can see that. Here you sign this release form we make you famous on TV, yes?"
"Sure, got a pen?" ... "Thank you."
"AHHHHHHHH! MY EYE! YOU STABED MY EYE!"
"Yes, I can see that. Hey why are you running away? Don't you want me to sign anything else?"