On my 6th birthday, my uncle got me a He-Man lunchbox FULL of atmoic fireballs.
Having just watched the 3-2-1 Contact! episode about atomic bombs, I instantly freaked out...threw the lunchbox on the floor, and demanded that my dad bury the lunchbox out in the woods.
True story.
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Frakkor wrote:
On my 6th birthday, my uncle got me a He-Man lunchbox FULL of atmoic fireballs.
Having just watched the 3-2-1 Contact! episode about atomic bombs, I instantly freaked out...threw the lunchbox on the floor, and demanded that my dad bury the lunchbox out in the woods.
True story.
Having just watched the 3-2-1 Contact! episode about atomic bombs, I instantly freaked out...threw the lunchbox on the floor, and demanded that my dad bury the lunchbox out in the woods.
True story.
Edited, Jul 14th 2006 at 10:55am EDT by Elderon
It's been dug up since then, and is now in my attic.
I can vividly remember freaking out and stopping the birthday party until it was buried. I was seriously worried about my family's life due to the risk of atmoic explosions.
Only now do I know, that burying the atomics only feet from the house, and only 2 feet underground is NOT substantial protection from the initial blast.
I can vividly remember freaking out and stopping the birthday party until it was buried. I was seriously worried about my family's life due to the risk of atmoic explosions.
Only now do I know, that burying the atomics only feet from the house, and only 2 feet underground is NOT substantial protection from the initial blast.
More importantly, once it was dug up, did you eat the atomic fireballs?
Actually, I did.
It was only in the ground for a couple weeks. I found out they were just candy.
Surprisingly, there was no dirt inside the lunchbox when it was dug up.
It was only in the ground for a couple weeks. I found out they were just candy.
Surprisingly, there was no dirt inside the lunchbox when it was dug up.
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This one time, I was sitting in a restaurant wiht some friends having a beer, when one guy says "These jalapeno poppers are the bomb." Then this other guy grabbed the plate of poppers, threw them out the window and threw himself on the floor and shouted "Take cover! Bomb!"
We kicked his *** and made him order more poppers.
True story.
We kicked his *** and made him order more poppers.
True story.
Oh sweet Jeebus! Bhodi took over Eldy's account too!
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I doubt WalMart employees even have health insurance.
God bless amur'cuh!
Attention Wal-Mart shoppers, All your base are belong to us!
Soooo 46 people were dumb enough to look for the bomb.What are the odds that the manager stood outside ?
Not only did they stand outside, I'm pretty sure they went to get a coffee while they watched the show. Maybe took bets on who would get 'sploded' first?
I remember this one time when I had to disarm a bomb behind a toilet that my friend was sitting on. I thought I had it but then when I pulled him off the toilet exploded and landed on a police car. That was great.
Dam what movie is that from?? You must tell me or it will bug me for all of about 5 minutes, isn't a.d.d great..
Drayfitt wrote:
I remember this one time when I had to disarm a bomb behind a toilet that my friend was sitting on. I thought I had it but then when I pulled him off the toilet exploded and landed on a police car. That was great.
It wasn't the bomb that exploded it was your friend exploding as a result of your blowjob.
Those bombs in toilets can be real lethal weapons.
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