OK, I just need a little context here.
Just state whether or not you're bothered by the idea of sleeping in a room where there are heads mounted on the walls. No, not human heads. Deer heads.
If you care to elaborate on your stance, or on pretty much anything else, feel free.
That is all.
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I had taken furnished lodgings down at Rustington-On-Sea,
Whence I travelled on to Ashton-Under-Lime it was actually.
And the second night I stayed there I was wakened from a dream,
Which I'll tell you all about... some other time.
Among the hunting trophies on the wall above my bed,
Stuffed and mounted, was a face I thought I knew.
A bison? No, it's not a bison. An ocapi? It's unlikely, really.
Could it be a hartebeest?
When I seemed to hear a voice: "I'm a... g-nu..."
"I'm a g-nu,
A g-nother g-nu!
I wish I could g-nash my teeth at you.
I'm a g-nu,
How do you do?
You really ought to k-now w-ho's w-ho."
"I'm a g-nu, spelt G-N-U,
Call me 'bison' or 'ocapi' and I'll sue.
G-nor am I in the least,
Like that dreadful hartebeest,
Oh, g-no, g-no, g-no...
G-know, g-know, g-know, I'm a g-nu...
G-know, g-know, g-know, I'm a g-nu!
I dont think Id have a problem so long as they werent all mounted to look directly at the head of the bed, where I would inevitably be sleeping. That would be just a little too creepy. Other than that, I would be ok with it.
Whence I travelled on to Ashton-Under-Lime it was actually.
And the second night I stayed there I was wakened from a dream,
Which I'll tell you all about... some other time.
Among the hunting trophies on the wall above my bed,
Stuffed and mounted, was a face I thought I knew.
A bison? No, it's not a bison. An ocapi? It's unlikely, really.
Could it be a hartebeest?
When I seemed to hear a voice: "I'm a... g-nu..."
"I'm a g-nu,
A g-nother g-nu!
I wish I could g-nash my teeth at you.
I'm a g-nu,
How do you do?
You really ought to k-now w-ho's w-ho."
"I'm a g-nu, spelt G-N-U,
Call me 'bison' or 'ocapi' and I'll sue.
G-nor am I in the least,
Like that dreadful hartebeest,
Oh, g-no, g-no, g-no...
G-know, g-know, g-know, I'm a g-nu...
G-know, g-know, g-know, I'm a g-nu!
I dont think Id have a problem so long as they werent all mounted to look directly at the head of the bed, where I would inevitably be sleeping. That would be just a little too creepy. Other than that, I would be ok with it.
As long as they're not screaming or something, I'd be fine.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
In my office I've got a couple full size skeletons, half a dozen skulls, a dozen models of various body parts and a couple of 6ft posters with 3d renderings and life sized pictures of dissected cadavers hanging around. I hardly think sleeping in a room with mounted heads is going to phase me in the least.
Why do I expect MF to be posting some "human heads in a crockpot" recipe over on DSD's food thread?
I'd think it was creepy in an Ed Gein kinda way but I wouldn't be up all night over it.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Wouldn't bother me. Antlers give me a place to hang my underwear.
Biggest problem would be when Flea wakes up with a hovering, disembodied deer head over her saying "I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE FOREST... I WILL HAUNT YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE JOPHIEL OMELETS..."
Biggest problem would be when Flea wakes up with a hovering, disembodied deer head over her saying "I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE FOREST... I WILL HAUNT YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE JOPHIEL OMELETS..."
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Princess Tare wrote:
I'd think it was creepy in an Ed Gein kinda way but I wouldn't be up all night over it.
Did someone say Gein?
yeah yeah shameless plug. Deal with it. How often does Gein actually get brought up here?
Jophiel wrote:
Wouldn't bother me. Antlers give me a place to hang my underwear.
Biggest problem would be when Flea wakes up with a hovering, disembodied deer head over her saying "I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE FOREST... I WILL HAUNT YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE JOPHIEL OMELETS..."
Biggest problem would be when Flea wakes up with a hovering, disembodied deer head over her saying "I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE FOREST... I WILL HAUNT YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE JOPHIEL OMELETS..."
I'm pretty sure I've never been that drunk.CaptainOmelette the Meaningless wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Wouldn't bother me. Antlers give me a place to hang my underwear.
Biggest problem would be when Flea wakes up with a hovering, disembodied deer head over her saying "I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE FOREST... I WILL HAUNT YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE JOPHIEL OMELETS..."
Biggest problem would be when Flea wakes up with a hovering, disembodied deer head over her saying "I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE FOREST... I WILL HAUNT YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE JOPHIEL OMELETS..."
I'm pretty sure I've never been that drunk.You mean drunk enough to wake up in Joph's bed?
MentalFrog wrote:
CaptainOmelette the Meaningless wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Wouldn't bother me. Antlers give me a place to hang my underwear.
Biggest problem would be when Flea wakes up with a hovering, disembodied deer head over her saying "I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE FOREST... I WILL HAUNT YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE JOPHIEL OMELETS..."
Biggest problem would be when Flea wakes up with a hovering, disembodied deer head over her saying "I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE FOREST... I WILL HAUNT YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE JOPHIEL OMELETS..."
I'm pretty sure I've never been that drunk.You mean drunk enough to wake up in Joph's bed?
You know any other Omelettes?
CaptainOmelette the Meaningless wrote:
You know any other Omelettes?
Ham n' Cheese go way back.
I don't see it as that big of a deal. Someone likes to hunt or taxidermy is their hobby.
I'm hungry and I would really like some pie right about now.
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If you care to elaborate on your stance, or on pretty much anything else, feel free.
I'm hungry and I would really like some pie right about now.
No problem here.
Did you just watch Psycho or something?
Hell, if anything, the more heads the better!
TStephens wrote:
If you care to elaborate on your stance, or on pretty much anything else, feel free.
Ever take a dump in a public restroom where you know someone has just used the recepticle? I don't care about the paper thingy I can lay down to avoid direct contact with a surface recently occupied by someone else's buttcheeks, it's not enough. My mind is drawn to the horror of **** vapors creeping into my ******* as I clench and release, creating a momentary colon vaccuum, inhaling tehir farts with my ******. It's just hideous.
Thanks KT, I needed to get that off my chest.
edited becaue "colon" has a "c", at the very least.
Edited, Jul 11th 2006 at 5:58pm EDT by Barkingturtle
Nexa wrote:
As long as they're not screaming or something, I'd be fine.
Nexa
Nexa
Clarice, you can still here the screeming of the lambs can't you?
Barkingturtle wrote:
Ever take a dump in a public restroom where you know someone has just used the recepticle? I don't care about the paper thingy I can lay down to avoid direct contact with a surface recently occupied by someone else's buttcheeks, it's not enough. My mind is drawn to the horror of **** vapors creeping into my ******* as I clench and release, creating a momentary colon vaccuum, inhaling tehir farts with my ******. It's just hideous.
[:eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww:] I'm having such a Monk moment right now. I'm actually twitching.
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[:eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww:] I'm having such a Monk moment right now. I'm actually twitching.
Si, times like these we need a vomit smiley
Shoot, think how I feel. It's nearly enough enough to make me crap in the trash can of the cubicle beside me, if that bitch would just go home.
Here in the hall of heads
You look through the keyhole
This is the hall of heads
One step through the doorway
Roll out that special head
This is our favorite one
Please don't try to leave
Don't leave the hall of heads
Hide underneath the porch
Hide down behind the furnace
You can't get away
You can't really hide
Once you hear the call
The song of the hall of heads
You can't run away
Your feet won't help you run
You can't run away
Out of the hall of heads
DSD started it
You look through the keyhole
This is the hall of heads
One step through the doorway
Roll out that special head
This is our favorite one
Please don't try to leave
Don't leave the hall of heads
Hide underneath the porch
Hide down behind the furnace
You can't get away
You can't really hide
Once you hear the call
The song of the hall of heads
You can't run away
Your feet won't help you run
You can't run away
Out of the hall of heads
DSD started it
Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm
WEhn I'm confronted with deer heads I always think of that scene from Evil Dead 2.
Their eyes can see through my soul and scream out murderer.
It's quite soothing.
It's quite soothing.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
TStephens wrote:
Head
Yes please.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
It's worse trying to sleep in the room next door where their ***** are hanging out the wall.
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