Forum Settings
       
Reply To Thread

Bring out your food!Follow

#27 Jul 11 2006 at 10:50 PM Rating: Good
*****
14,454 posts
Nizdaar wrote:
DSD, do you ever cook with a crock pot/slow cooker? If so, I have some really yummy recipes. I'll see what I can dig up otherwise tomorrow.


I do and love it.Even though they take all day to cook, the prep time is usually minimal and the aroma you get throughout the day makes you anxious to sit down for supper. So any crock pot recipes I will definitely take
#28 Jul 11 2006 at 11:13 PM Rating: Excellent
Official Shrubbery Waterer
*****
14,659 posts
Quote:
Coach's Cookies

1/2 cup a$$hole
1/4 cup packed "I'm an Alla's Board Has-been" brand pubic hair
1/3 cup fertilizer
1 teaspoon no life
3 tablespoons anger
1 1/3 cups all-purpose sour grapes
1/4 cup $5 wine
1/4 cup miniature semisweet no friends and no guild
3 tablespoons sh1tty career move
1 (10 ounce) jar of black, seething hate

1) Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Line baking sheets with asexual mangina.
2) In a large bowl, cream the first four ingredients with your handy Failure at Life mixer and slowly add 1/3 cup of broken *****. Mix in the last five items, excluding the jar of hate.
3) Form the dough into 1 inch balls, so you think you're got a set after your wife emasculated you and roll in the black, seething hate. Place on the prepared cookie sheet, about 1 1/2 inches apart. Use your finger or thumb to press straight down into the center of each ball, making a hole for lonely tears. Neatly fill each cookie with a small amount of tears and menstrual drippings.
4) Bake in preheated oven for 13 to 15 minutes, or until cookies are just beginning to turn red from rage around the edges. Let cookies ***** before eating.

+1 To+em.

Edit: I f'ucking love the new search feature.

Edited, Jul 12th 2006 at 12:16am EDT by Demea
____________________________
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.

#29 Jul 11 2006 at 11:31 PM Rating: Excellent
Avatar
******
29,919 posts
He's going to leave that avatar up forever now isn't he?
____________________________
Arch Duke Kaolian Drachensborn, lvl 95 Ranger, Unrest Server
Tech support forum | FAQ (Support) | Mobile Zam: http://m.zam.com (Premium only)
Forum Rules
#30 Jul 11 2006 at 11:35 PM Rating: Excellent
Official Shrubbery Waterer
*****
14,659 posts
But I really do <3 moogles!

Smiley: moogle
____________________________
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.

#31 Jul 11 2006 at 11:43 PM Rating: Decent
Prodigal Son
******
20,643 posts
I make a pretty mean crockpot chili.

2lb ground beef
28-oz diced tomatoes
15-oz chili beans (red or pink beans)
1 white onion
4-6 chili peppers*
2 Tbsp diced garlic
Salt
Chili Powder

Start with the diced tomatoes and chili beans in the crockpot on high to get the base warmed up. Brown the ground beef in a skillet with some of the garlic. Sprinkle chili powder on the beef halfway through. Add the crumbled ground beef to the crockpot. Dice the onion and chili peppers and sautee them in a small amount of the beef oil with the rest of the garlic. Add a touch of salt and chili powder before transferring into the crockpot. Lower the crockpot heat and leave for 6+ hours, stirring occasionally if possible. Can be cooked in less time at high.

Possible additions include a cup of corn, 4-6 strips of bacon, or a beer. For the truly crazy add a touch of your favorite gourmet hot sauce - My personal favorite is Dave's Gourmet Insanity sauce, 600,000 Scoville rating.

I don't know how anyone else makes chili but I think what makes it special is grilling the vegetables while adding pinches of the chili powder and salt at each step.


* Check Scoville ratings for desired hotness. I've used Habaneros (very hot), Serrano (hot) and Jalapenos (medium) and even Bell and Sweet peppers for those who don't like any spiciness (like my girlfriend)
____________________________
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#32 Jul 12 2006 at 1:59 AM Rating: Decent
***
3,829 posts
Easiest breakfast in the world. Just wake up and eat--

In crockpot before bedtime:

1 cup oatmeal
1-3/4 cup water
Low heat for 6-8 hours. After 8 hours, it starts to get crusty around the edges.
Scoop into a bowl, add a couple tbsp of almond slivers for some protein, maybe a little fruit, and some milk and sugar and you've got a completely nutritious breakfast that should keep you satisfied for several hours with virtually no effort required when you're feeling all groggy in the morning. If you want, you can add raisins into the crockpot before cooking and they will plump up and sweeten the oatmeal as it cooks, but my hubby doesn't like them, so I'm not allowed to do that.

If you have one of those smaller-diameter crockpots (like, say, 2-1/2 quarts or less) you may find the oatmeal loses all texture. The recipe seems to work best with a larger-diameter crockpot, like a 4-quart. It would probably dry out too much with a 6-quart unless you doubled up the recipe.



And since I'm the soup queen, here's a couple soup recipes.

Broccoli-Cheddar soup:

First use those "boxes"/cartons of Swanson chicken broth. They're easy to open and pour and store leftover broth in. I don't know how much they contain, but they're about 8 inches high or so, you really can't mistake them. This recipe is PER CARTON OF BROTH so adjust if you are going to use more than 1 carton (or less, for that matter.) If you want, you can boil a whole chicken and strain the stock and use that, but the Swanson broth is much easier to deal with. I tend to use organic butter and veggies cuz I live in the Pacific NW and that's what we do here.

Start broth simmering in stock pot

Chop half an onion, a couple carrots, and a couple sticks of celery into fairly fine 1/4-inch "cubes" for the carrot and 1/8 inch slices for the onion and celery. The finer you chop them, the less time it will take for them to cook down and become soft.

Sautee above veggies in frying pan with small amount of butter and add to simmering broth when they begin to soften

Add 1 cup fresh chopped broccoli per carton of broth -- you don't need to chop it too fine, as it will sorta disintegrate by itself as it cooks. Allow broth with veggies to come to a high simmer/low boil and cook down as you prepare the next step.

Make a generic thick white sauce. My recipe for it is as follows (1 of these recipes per carton of broth for a thin soup, 1-1/2 per carton of broth for a thicker, creamier soup--your choice.)

1 CUP OF WHITE SAUCE:
3 Tbsp butter
4 tbsp flour
1/2 Tsp salt
1 cup milk

Bring butter to a light sizzle and then gradually add the flour, stirring constantly to dissolve flour. Once flour is dissolved, reduce heat WAY down (almost to nothing) and add milk all at once, stirring constantly. DO NOT let it boil. Just keep stirring CONSTANTLY until it thickens (should take about 10-15 minutes.)

Add 1 cup of shredded cheddar cheese to the white sauce and stir until cheese is melted completely. Add cheese sauce to the broth and veggies, which by this time should be cooked down enough so that the veggies are soft enough for the soup to be edible unless you left them in big chunks. Season with salt and pepper to taste. Cook a couple more minutes to get everything nice and mixed up and again, depending on how well the veggies have cooked down, it should be ready to serve.



Chicken-Corn Chowder

This soup will start the same way the broccoli-cheddar soup did. Simmer a carton of broth, chop up some onions, carrots and celery, sautee the veggies in a slight amount of butter, and add them to the broth to cook down.

Then sautee 2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts (per carton of broth) cut into slices about 1/2 inch wide and 1 inch long until chicken is thoroughly cooked. Add that to the simmering broth and veggies.

Make the white sauce as directed above (don't add the cheddar cheese at the end.) Make TWO cups of white sauce per carton of broth. This is chowder, it needs to be thick.

Add white sauce to broth/chicken/veggie mixture once thickened. Then for each carton of broth, add 2 cans of whole-kernel corn (WITH liquid) and 2 cans of creamed corn. Season to taste with salt and pepper and cook until veggies are cooked down. If you want you can use frozen corn, but canned makes for a sweeter, more corny-tasting chowder mainly because of the liquid.


I have more, but I need to get to bed. Handy tip: the chicken-broth/white sauce foundation can be used for a LOT of different soups, including clam chowder and cream of potato soup.

What can I say? I REALLY love making soup.





Edited, Jul 12th 2006 at 3:06am EDT by Ambrya
#33 Apr 29 2007 at 7:03 PM Rating: Default
I have an easy recipe that anyone can do (unless your the type that can burn water). while reading this and trying it please keep in mind I have been cooking for a long time and I rarely measure.


my version of dirty rice ( makes quite a bit)

5 1/2 cups of water
3 cups uncooked rice
Lawrys seasoned salt to taste
garlic powder to taste
1 stick of butter( real butter not that margerine crap)
2 pounds of ground beef (I prefer 90% but your choice)
chili powder to taste
2 15oz cans of yellow/white corn mix
1/2 lbs peppered bacon
1 medium red onion
worcheshire sauce to taste



Cook the rice as directed on the package but instead of 6 cups of water you use 5 1/2 water and a stick(1/2 cup) of butter. as you bring the water and butter to boil add your seasoned salt and garlic powder to your liking.

As the rice cooks cut the bacon in to almost diced and fry in pan with onion diced to your liking. Once the bacon and onion is cooked add the ground beed and cook fully. as you cook the beef add the chili powder and worcheshire sauce to your liking if you like you can also add more garlic powder and seasoned salt. Once the meat is done add the corn and just heat and let sit until the rice is done.

When the rice is cooked add the beef mixture and serve with sour cream and you shreded chedder/jack.

The rice might take a little longer then the package says but that is normal because the butter makes it a little harder to absorb the water.

the whole thing takes about 30-45 minutes prep included

try it if ya like it and are on odin drop me a /tell the name is Countryboy

Edited, Apr 29th 2007 10:05pm by gdolcountryboy
#34 Apr 29 2007 at 7:11 PM Rating: Excellent
Avatar
******
29,919 posts
Ok, you're new here and you seem to mean well, so i'll just give you the warning. Don't dig up really old threads like this please. IT's called necroposting and it annoys people.
____________________________
Arch Duke Kaolian Drachensborn, lvl 95 Ranger, Unrest Server
Tech support forum | FAQ (Support) | Mobile Zam: http://m.zam.com (Premium only)
Forum Rules
#35 Apr 29 2007 at 7:53 PM Rating: Decent
*****
19,369 posts
Of all the threads to necropost this one isn't all that bad. Smiley: drool
#36 Apr 29 2007 at 7:54 PM Rating: Excellent
Mistress of Gardening
Avatar
*****
14,661 posts
I don't have recipes to share today, but here's my new food blog: http://pikkopots.blogspot.com
____________________________
Yum-Yum Bento Box | Pikko Pots | Adventures in Bentomaking

Twitter


[ffxivsig]277809[/ffxivsig]
#37 Apr 30 2007 at 6:17 AM Rating: Excellent
Will swallow your soul
******
29,360 posts
Here's one that was in the paper a couple of days ago. Sounds yummy!

Quote:
"Paste with the vongole:

"Ingredients for 4 persons: 300 gr of long paste (spaghetti, vermicelli), 500 gr of vongole (to choice, veraci or not), 2 segments of garlic, olive oil spoons, 1 tritato spoon of prezzemolo, knows them, pepper.

"Scaldate 1 dl of water and, when bubbles, gettatevi a fist of knows them large. Left to bubble until knows will be melted them. Prepared 3 L of cold water and you become diluted the solution of knows them. You dip the vongole and leaves them you to rest for approximately 3 hours so that they eliminate the contained sand in the valves.

"Captured the vongole from the water and trasferitele in one frying pan. Scaldatele to alive fire until will be all open ones, removing man hand those already opened in order to leave space the others. You remove the molluschi from the valve and assembles them in one ciotolina to you.

"If it appeals to, you can leave some vongole to you entire. You always remember yourselves to discard those that have not been opened.

"Poured on molluschi the liquid contained in the frying pan, filtering it through a driven in weft strainer that will withhold the eventual sand remained on the bottom.

"Lessate the paste in abundant salata water while prepared the gravy, holding account that in order to complete the gravy is necessary approximately 3 or 4 minuteren. Scaldate the oil in a frying pan and fatevi to soffriggere the garlic segments sbuccia you and leggermente it crushes to you.

"When the garlic is gilded, it discards it to you. If preferred, you can sminuzzare the garlic and leave it in the gravy: it does not make you to gild it too much since it would become amarognolo.

"Jetties the molluschi in the frying pan with their water and left to cook to alive fire for a pair of minuteren. Salate leggermente and joined to the tritato end the prezzemolo. Flavored the paste drained to the tooth and you add a little milled black pepper to the moment.

"Notes:

"Someone will think 'but because all this traffic, enough to make to open the vongole directly in the frying pan with the oil and the garlic.' Yes, but if is sand also in a single vongola is all the plate that is ruined.

"If preferred the red gravy in (this over is in white man) prepared a tomato sauce and simply adds the vongole open and removed from the shell, with their water and continued the baking for little minuteren."


____________________________
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

#38 Apr 30 2007 at 6:33 AM Rating: Decent
***
2,453 posts
My sister makes a delicious dip for fruit out of equal parts Cream Cheese and Marshmallow Fluff. You have to let the cream cheese warm to room temperature.

Good stuff.
#39 Apr 30 2007 at 6:38 AM Rating: Decent
Here's what I use in my steak marinate:

a squeeze of honey (no more than three inches really)
Teriyaki sauce
Lee and Perrins Worcestershire
Jane's Crazy Mixed Up Salt
chopped cilantro
and a touch of cinnamon

stir well to get the honey in there properly and apply to the steak on each side after the first flip.

Edited, Apr 30th 2007 10:40am by Lefein
#40 Apr 30 2007 at 7:27 AM Rating: Decent
***
1,784 posts
Salsa di Parmigiano: aka Glop

Ingredients

8 ounces Parmesan cheese, broken into 1" chunks
8 ounces Asiago cheese, broken into 1" chunks
1 tablespoon chopped garlic
1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
2 tablespoons chopped basil
2 tablespoons chopped scallions
1 teaspoon red pepper flakes
1-1/2 cups extra-virgin olive oil

(I will also sometimes add 8 ounces Romano cheese and adjust the other ingredients accordingly.)

Directions:

Place all of the ingredients in the bowl of a food processor. Pulse for about 10 seconds, to break the cheese into small granules. (Use a rubber spatula to scrape down and recombine between every couple of pulses. Parmesan can sometimes be a stubborn cheese in a processor.) The end product will closely resemble pesto.

Transfer the salsa to a sealed container and refrigerate for up to a week. Bring to room temperature before serving.

This is addicting! Serve it as a topping for good bread and crackers, toss it with pasta, put it on top of sliced beefsteak/heirloom tomatoes, the possibilities are endless. I've also used it as stuffing for baked salmon and for roasted pork.

#41 Apr 30 2007 at 8:34 AM Rating: Decent
****
9,997 posts
Here's one that I make for myself pretty often. Tastes good, good for you, and gets you full.

I just use packaged food because I'm lazy, but fresh stuff is ok too. You can adjust all the proportions to whatever you like. (I use only enough spinach that I can't taste it)


2 packages boneless salmon (about 10 oz.)
2 small cans mushrooms
Diced frozen onions
Diced frozen spinach
2 tablespoons olive oil
about 4 cups of instant rice

Preheat oven to 350-450 degrees.
For easy cleanup, spread a sheet of aluminum foil over a baking pan.
Place salmon on the foil as it comes in package.
Pile mushrooms, onions and spinach on top of salmon to your liking. Sprinkle with olive oil.
Bake for ~15 minutes.

Prepare instant rice in a large bowl in the microwave.
Take salmon and vegetables out of the oven, drain the residual oil into a coffee container or wherever you keep your waste oil.
Add salmon and vegetables to rice bowl, mix vigorously with a fork to break up salmon and distribute equally throughout the rice.

This makes about 3-4 lbs. of food, but only about 1000-1500 calories. It usually takes me about a half an hour to eat by myself.

Edit: nice guy that I am, looked up the measurements for the ingredients, even though no one will probably ever use it :/

Edited, May 1st 2007 7:57am by Kachi
#42 Apr 30 2007 at 10:41 AM Rating: Excellent
Nexa
*****
12,065 posts
Pikko Pots wrote:
I don't have recipes to share today, but here's my new food blog: http://pikkopots.blogspot.com


I really love this, by the way. However, I feel a little like I'm stalking you, knowing your lunch every day and all. Smiley: laugh

Nexa
____________________________
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.”
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
#43 Apr 30 2007 at 10:42 AM Rating: Good
Avatar
*****
10,802 posts
How are the bentos coming along?
#44 Apr 30 2007 at 10:43 AM Rating: Good
***
3,339 posts
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
How are the bentos coming along?


The better question is.... will you make my lunch, Pikko?

#45 Apr 30 2007 at 12:36 PM Rating: Decent
****
9,997 posts
Really, that looks delicous D:
#46 Apr 30 2007 at 12:59 PM Rating: Excellent
Mistress of Gardening
Avatar
*****
14,661 posts
Nexa: I'll start worrying when you start eating what I eat every day.

Thumb: It's really fun and is making my dieting go easier.

Celcio: No, I won't. :P But maybe I'll start posting recipes of things I make instead of just details and pics.
____________________________
Yum-Yum Bento Box | Pikko Pots | Adventures in Bentomaking

Twitter


[ffxivsig]277809[/ffxivsig]
#47 Apr 30 2007 at 1:01 PM Rating: Good
***
3,339 posts
Pikko Pots wrote:
Celcio: No, I won't. :P But maybe I'll start posting recipes of things I make instead of just details and pics.


That'll work! (I don't know what some of the things you name are... :( And they look good. I want them. )
#48 Apr 30 2007 at 1:13 PM Rating: Excellent
Mistress of Gardening
Avatar
*****
14,661 posts
Celcio wrote:
Pikko Pots wrote:
Celcio: No, I won't. :P But maybe I'll start posting recipes of things I make instead of just details and pics.


That'll work! (I don't know what some of the things you name are... :( And they look good. I want them. )


Which things in particular?
____________________________
Yum-Yum Bento Box | Pikko Pots | Adventures in Bentomaking

Twitter


[ffxivsig]277809[/ffxivsig]
#49 Apr 30 2007 at 1:18 PM Rating: Good
***
3,339 posts
Pikko Pots wrote:
Which things in particular?


Off the top of my head that looked good in your little box? the "chopped sanbaizuke, and chopped takuan"

I.... have no idea what that is. Looks good! No clue.

(yeah I could google, more fun to ask)


#50 Apr 30 2007 at 1:24 PM Rating: Excellent
Mistress of Gardening
Avatar
*****
14,661 posts
Both are pickled daikon. The takuan is yellow colored and sweet tasting. The sanbaizuke is a shoyu pickled daikon and is mildly spicy, but very tasty! I can't find a pic of the sanbaizuke, but it looks just like the takuan, only it's brown instead.
____________________________
Yum-Yum Bento Box | Pikko Pots | Adventures in Bentomaking

Twitter


[ffxivsig]277809[/ffxivsig]
#51 Apr 30 2007 at 1:27 PM Rating: Good
***
3,339 posts
Pikko Pots wrote:
Both are pickled daikon. The takuan is yellow colored and sweet tasting.


Oh! I've had that one! Never knew what it was called though! I like it! Haven't had the other though. Thanks, I'll look for it now!

Reply To Thread

Colors Smileys Quote OriginalQuote Checked Help

 

Recent Visitors: 293 All times are in CST
Anonymous Guests (293)