I spent 4 hours last night doing a major cleaning of my condo. Vacuming, laundry, sweeping, mopping. Hell, I even cleaned my microwave and refrigerator. There was no rational reason for this. I mean, I'm not normally a slob or anything. I generally keep things fairly tidy, but I'm no **** retentive neat freak. I don't start twitching if there's a few dust bunnies kicking around, or cobwebs in the corner. Once I had finished cleaning up my second bathroom, and was contemplating running a clean cycle on my oven, I began to wonder what caused this.
I picked up my pregnancy test at the drug store today. The gal at the counter asked if I was excited. I told her I was terrified, as the implications of a positive result could be extremely painful. She looked at me funny, but then I get that a lot.
I'll let you all know how it turns out.
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Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ***.
They say there's no such thing as an ugly baby, but I beg to differ.
Any excuse to go on Maury.
*cough cough* nesting doesn't usually happen until you're almsot ready to pop. Take a look at your gut first and tell me how its looking. Have you dropped yet?
Edited, Jul 10th 2006 at 3:31pm EDT by DSD
Edited, Jul 10th 2006 at 3:31pm EDT by DSD
Well, maybe you just got tired of living in the pit of hell.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
My husband did this when I put some Ritalin in his breakfast one day.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
My husband did this when I put some Ritalin in his breakfast one day.
Rack that!
DSD wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
My husband did this when I put some Ritalin in his breakfast one day.
Rack that!
I only did it because someone at the office was talking about a scene from Desperate Housewives where one of the wives took her kid's Ritalin and got all the housestuff done. I wanted to see if it was true. Looks like it.
Kakar's a chick? 
This wouldn't be the first time I thought a girl had a *****.
This wouldn't be the first time I thought a girl had a *****.
LOL! You really did it???
Hilarious!
Hilarious!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
You get the nice pregger boobies yet Kakar?
can I come over tonight
can I come over tonight
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but I'm no **** retentive neat freak.
better slap a past-tense on that one.
Princess Tare wrote:
LOL! You really did it???
Hilarious!
Hilarious!
I didn't think it would honestly. But after about an hour of administering the meds, I started to just straighten up to see if he'd join me. Then I asked him to grab the vaccuum and away he went! Plunked myself down on the bed and watched a couple of movies, waiting for him to yell at me to help. He didn't. He was so "in the zone."
I felt so bad after that though. won't do it again. I did it all on my own the next time since the husband was on a deployment so I could pamper him with a nice clean tidy house.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
My husband did this when I put some Ritalin in his breakfast one day.
Wow, thats ****** up. I'm not the violent to women type but that would make me want to punch you in the throat. It's not cool to drug a person without their knowledge, particularly your SO.
Kakar wrote:
I spent 4 hours last night doing a major cleaning of my condo. Vacuming, laundry, sweeping, mopping. Hell, I even cleaned my microwave and refrigerator. There was no rational reason for this. I mean, I'm not normally a slob or anything. I generally keep things fairly tidy, but I'm no **** retentive neat freak. I don't start twitching if there's a few dust bunnies kicking around, or cobwebs in the corner. Once I had finished cleaning up my second bathroom, and was contemplating running a clean cycle on my oven, I began to wonder what caused this.
I picked up my pregnancy test at the drug store today. The gal at the counter asked if I was excited. I told her I was terrified, as the implications of a positive result could be extremely painful. She looked at me funny, but then I get that a lot.
I'll let you all know how it turns out.
I picked up my pregnancy test at the drug store today. The gal at the counter asked if I was excited. I told her I was terrified, as the implications of a positive result could be extremely painful. She looked at me funny, but then I get that a lot.
I'll let you all know how it turns out.
Very doubtful. I double bagged it. I have no clue where you've been. No offense.
GitSlayer wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
My husband did this when I put some Ritalin in his breakfast one day.
Wow, thats @#%^ed up. I'm not the violent to women type but that would make me want to punch you in the throat. It's not cool to drug a person without their knowledge, particularly your SO.
Chill Git. It was on Desperate Housewives. That show teaches impeccable morals. I'm sure she had a better reason than "Wow, I wonder what will happen if I put chemical X in my hunsbands food."
I've heard ******* makes them want to do the dishes though.
One time, I crushed up an aspirin and put it in my boyfriend's milk. I was sick and tired of listening to him whine about having a headache and refusing to take anything for it.
Guess that's as close as I've come to drugging someone I loved. Yay!
Guess that's as close as I've come to drugging someone I loved. Yay!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I once ground up a sleeping pill in the beer of a friend's hubby. Then we snuck off and had the sex.
I'm going to hell.
I'm going to hell.
I've belittled and nagged someone into taking medicine, but never without their knowledge. It's one thing to give someone a sedative with tea if they are hysterical due to the death of a parent, quite another to get them hopped up on meds 'just to see'. If someone did that to me, I wouldn't punch them in the throat, but I sure as hell would divorce them.
I wrote:
I once ground up a sleeping pill in the beer of a friend's hubby. Then we snuck off and had the sex.
I'm going to hell.
I'm going to hell.
I expected that by now someone would've queried as to the tightness of Kak's bum. What is wrong with this place today?
On a totally unrelated note: The starter on my car decided to die yesterday, leaving me no choice but to resort to the bus as means of arrival at work today. While I'm riding northound next an autistic chap obsessed with the punctuality of the bus at every stop ("Carl? Carl? Did we make that stop on time?") I see a southbound bus sporting on it's side in huge block letters the motto:
PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION- WHERE LIFE HAS TAKEN YOU.
Fucking A', tell me about it.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
I've belittled and nagged someone into taking medicine, but never without their knowledge. It's one thing to give someone a sedative with tea if they are hysterical due to the death of a parent, quite another to get them hopped up on meds 'just to see'. If someone did that to me, I wouldn't punch them in the throat, but I sure as hell would divorce them.
/nod
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
MentalFrog wrote:
Kakar's a chick?
This wouldn't be the first time I thought a girl had a *****.
This wouldn't be the first time I thought a girl had a *****.
Nope.
I wrote:
I picked up my pregnancy test at the drug store today. The gal at the counter asked if I was excited. I told her I was terrified, as the implications of a positive result could be extremely painful. She looked at me funny, but then I get that a lot.
DSD wrote:
*cough cough* nesting doesn't usually happen until you're almsot ready to pop. Take a look at your gut first and tell me how its looking. Have you dropped yet?
Damn, I thought it happened at the beginning of the pregnancy. Not the first time I've been confused about the order of things.
Thumbelyna wrote:
My husband did this when I put some Ritalin in his breakfast one day.
Sonofa... maybe that's what happened. I did go to Red Lobster with a friend for lunch. Maybe some sadistic member of the cooking staff snuck some drugs in on me.
By the way, the test didn't come out positive. One of my co-workers walked in on me while I was taking it. He told me I was doing it wrong, apparently you're supposed to urinate on it, not provide a sperm sample. Who knew?
I have an appointment with HR tomorrow. I guess it's about my positive work attitude.
Edited, Jul 10th 2006 at 6:43pm EDT by Kakar
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Kakar wrote:
I have an appointment with HR tomorrow. I guess it's about my positive work attitude.
Edited, Jul 10th 2006 at 6:43pm EDT by Kakar
Let em know that you might be pregnant. They'd be idiots to fire you then.
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