So, after a weekend of great anticipation, I finally saw the new "Pirates of the Carribean" movie this afternoon.
Whatever it was that made the first movie so charming...wasn't there in this one.
The quips were there, the special effects were there, the gags were there, the physical comedy was there, but it just seemed like it was lacking energy or enthusiam or heart or SOMETHING.
It also fell into the classic sequel-trap of "take whatever worked in the first movie and make it BIGGER" to the point that all subtlety (which, ironically, ends up actually being what made it work in the first place) is completely lost. So something that was amusing the first time around ends up being "Oh, brother!" in the sequel.
Mr. Ambrya compared it to "Return of the Jedi" which seems fairly apt. Trying too hard to be dramatic, trying too hard to be funny, just trying too hard at everything and failing miserably as a result.
In good news, Orlando Bloom finally seems to be becoming a better actor.
I'll give it a 6 out of 10. Which means I'll watch it again if it ever appears to be playing in front of me, but it will never go on my list of "movies I'll pay money for."