So now they've introduced new and slightly ***** sports into the Olympics. . .
Bewb Watching (Called "Beach Volleyball" by ghey people) and "Submerged Girls Breathing through their Snatches" (apparently called 'synchronised swimming' by some)
What's next?
Freestyle Gopher Strangling?
The 100Metre moonwalk?
Zero-G Teabagging?
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
If they ever do introduce ******* as an Olympic sport, I think I've got a shot!
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Debalic wrote:
If they ever do introduce ******* as an Olympic sport, I think I've got a shot!
So to speak...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
"Zero-G Teabagging" --Nobster
Bhodi was on the Olympic Committee for that one.
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Bhodi was on the Olympic Committee for that one.
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Totem wrote:
"Zero-G Teabagging" --Nobster
Bhodi was under the Olympic Committee for that one.
Totem
Bhodi was under the Olympic Committee for that one.
Totem
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Hey, if it was zero-G 'baggin', it didn't necessarily have to be under. KnowhutI'msayin?
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Maybe they should take all of these dubious events and lump them together under one banner. Maybe call it The Not So Special Olympics.
I proposed Curling fencing last year. it's like curling, only instead of just a silly rock, you have two people with swords trying to stab each other whilst standing on said silly rock. Add in some alchohol and you have the ultimate sport!
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I proposed Curling fencing last year. it's like curling, only instead of just a silly rock, you have two people with swords trying to stab each other whilst standing on said silly rock. Add in some alchohol and you have the ultimate sport!
You've never curled before, have you? Alcohol already is involved usually.
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