1. COWS,
2. THE CONSTITUTION
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
COWS:
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION:
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and it appears that we're not using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS:
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse .......
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians .. it creates a hostile work environment.
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You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal"
When you have stolen the post from somewhere on the internet.
Your avatard, Kealeesh, is a precise mental picture of what I want to do to you for stealing those 30 seconds of my life.
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When you have stolen the post from somewhere on the internet.
Yes, because you post so much original material it could make a persons head spin.
Fucking hypocrite.
This reminds me of a time when I went to a comedy club, and the show was so uncomfortably bad I considered buying one of the guy's CDs just to alleviate my conscience at wishing his mother had a stillbirth at least six times during the routine. I spent the money on drinks instead.
So in conclusion, Kaelesh makes me want to hit the bottle.
Or hit him with a bottle. Either one.
So in conclusion, Kaelesh makes me want to hit the bottle.
Or hit him with a bottle. Either one.
Kaelesh the Puissant wrote:
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Kaelesh the Puissant wrote:
Yes, because you post so much original material it could make a persons head spin.
Yup, we've hardly covered the constitution and commandments at all in here. Cows, I'll give you.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Jophiel wrote:
Slip a cow in over the Canadian border in the dead of night and the USDA won't magically know where it is.
Flea wrote:
Or hit him with a bottle. Either one.
Might I recommend Bud Light bottles, they just sort of *pop when you take one to the head.
Yeah, given the inanity of your OP it makes sense you have an intimate and working knowledge of smashing beer bottles on your head. Please refrain from posting any further and spend that time more fruitfully researching the effect said Bud Lights have on cognition. Thank you.
Totem
Totem
The Bud Light bottles aren't the ones that play the part of Brain Smasher.
It's the square JD bottles that can really ***** you up.
It's the square JD bottles that can really ***** you up.
Kaelesh the Puissant wrote:
Might I recommend
"It's the square JD bottles that can really ***** you up..." --Inanity Personified
By all means, please, have at it and don't allow me to detain you any longer...
Totem
By all means, please, have at it and don't allow me to detain you any longer...
Totem
Curiosity, has lead me to see from where this little falsification of an interlude this **** has grifted from.
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