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...how crazy you'd have to be to do this. "He asked a jail guard for a razor. He told the guard he wanted to look nice and cleanshaven for his court hearing the next day. The guard hesitated but handed Jenkins the blade. Jenkins walked to the shower in his cell. He bit the blade out of its plastic casing and stuffed an apple in his mouth to muffle his screams. Then he castrated himself and flushed his ********* down the jail cell toilet."

I almost howled in pain just reading that blurb. As small as those blades are, he'd had to have sawed off his nuts in tiny little movements, which'd have just prolonged the agony. Granted, the man needed to have this done, but having a doc use anesthesia on him while having the procedure would have been slightly more optimal. Maybe he wanted to suffer some for his crimes. Obviously he knew he was a sick man...

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Holy Shit thats nuts!

/shudder

Psst...********* are gonads.

Your ********* produce a lot, if not all, of the hormones that drive sexuality. This way, he probably believes he won't be turned on by thinking about children in bad ways. And honestly...if he can't produce the hormones, he'll no longer become aroused I'd say...not an expert on this but my Human Sexuality class from last semester is still fairly fresh in my mind.

That zing is especially razor-sharp after the same joke is made twice. Ow! As sharp as a butter knife!

I suppose a viable solution to the Sex Offender problem would be some kind of surgery to kill the sexual desire.

I never really thought the the whole "castrate the fucker!" answer was that workable.. but perhaps it is.

I say repeat ofeenders get snipped.

He won't have the balls to do it again!

I always wondered how you got the name 'Nobby'.

See, now you're just stealing my lines.

You do love to be fashionably late, but you're always dressed like all the others.