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#1 Jul 05 2006 at 9:30 AM Rating: Decent
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I was reading this article which claims that everyone on Earth has Royal roots; a notion which doesn't surprise me. I've always said that wehn you get back far enough, everyone must be related to everybody. The article does has an interesting take on things though, tracing the line of Muhammed to Brooke Shields..... but in the same degree I can trace my own own lines back to the Quadi and Marcomanni tribes and German Crusaders..

anyway the article states:

http://www.livescience.com/history/ap_royal_roots.html wrote:
King Edward III, who ruled England during the 14th century and had nine children who survived to adulthood. Among his documented descendants are presidents (George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, John Quincy Adams, Zachary Taylor, both Roosevelts), authors (Jane Austen, Lord Byron, Alfred Lord Tennyson, Elizabeth Barrett Browning), generals (Robert E. Lee), scientists (Charles Darwin) and actors (Humphrey Bogart, Audrey Hepburn, Brooke Shields). Some experts estimate that 80 percent of England's present population descends from Edward III.


then it goes on to say:

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Had Edward II been killed ...Edward III would never have been born. He wouldn't have produced the lines of descent that ultimately branched out to include all those presidents, writers and Hollywood stars—not to mention everybody else.



My issue is this, Had these particular people had never been born, would that mean that history would have been changed or altered in some way? that the American Revolution would have been lost and Evolution wouldn't have been created?
Or would another person come in to fill that role under a different name? Or is it that that incident is to suited for that one individual.. that no one else could have made an impact like them?
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#2 Jul 05 2006 at 9:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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Not that anyone has the answer because there's no way of knowing but I guess the hypothetical answer would depend on whether you believe in a greater destiny or not.

If you don't, I'd imagine you'd hold to the Ray Bradbury Sound of Thunder idea where stepping on a butterfly changes the course of humanity thousands of years down the line. If you do believe that there's a greater direction then time is like a stream where you can disrupt points by tossing in pebbles or even rocks but the water keeps moving along. If not Darwin, Jefferson and Shields then someone else would be theorizing about evolution, government and post-partum depression.

Edit: Oh, and my lineage supposedly traces back to some minor Polish nobility. That and $2.85 will get me a small latte at Starbucks.

Edited, Jul 5th 2006 at 10:42am EDT by Jophiel
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#3 Jul 05 2006 at 9:39 AM Rating: Decent
You didn't just dug up a human skull and made a bong out it, did you?
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#4 Jul 05 2006 at 9:44 AM Rating: Decent
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No one can tell. I am of the belief that none of that would have happened, or would have happened earlier/later in time. So we could be progressivly better off, or still not using dental care...
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#5 Jul 05 2006 at 9:53 AM Rating: Good
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Edit: Oh, and my lineage supposedly traces back to some minor Polish nobility. That and $2.85 will get me a small latte at Starbucks.


my ancestors KILLED your ancestors!
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#6 Jul 05 2006 at 9:54 AM Rating: Good
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Edit: Oh, and my lineage supposedly traces back to some minor Polish nobility. That and $2.85 will get me a small latte at Starbucks.


Im now getting a very creepy feeling that if we traced our ancestory back, we'd find out we're somehow related
#7 Jul 05 2006 at 9:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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I have a sneaky suspicion that if I trace my lineage back, I'd find out I'm hispanic or something loony like that.

Pffft, naaaaaah.
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Im now getting a very creepy feeling that if we traced our ancestory back, we'd find out we're somehow related
If this is your way of saying you won't have sex with me, I'll have you know that I'm already taken.
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#9 Jul 05 2006 at 9:58 AM Rating: Good
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#10 Jul 05 2006 at 10:01 AM Rating: Decent
AtomicFlea! Your cat/dog has a punk French hairdo!!

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#11 Jul 05 2006 at 10:02 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
DSD wrote:
Im now getting a very creepy feeling that if we traced our ancestory back, we'd find out we're somehow related
If this is your way of saying you won't have sex with me, I'll have you know that I'm already taken.


No, its my way of saying that it we're related, you've got 27 years of back up christmas presents to attend to! Chop chop!
#12 Jul 05 2006 at 10:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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I guess this is does the man make history or does history make the man debate. I tend to believe it is a question of the unique contributions of the individual.

Whilst the founding father mentioned made great contributions, the revolution would have happened with out them. There were so many great thinkers on the side of the colonies, others would have stepped up to take the roles filled by them. The exact wording of the documents they contributed to might have changed slightly, and some of battles may have happened slightly differently but the war would likely have ended the same way.

When it comes to artists like Jane Austen, it is likely that that art would never have existed because the contribution is so unique to the individual.

The others on the list would have to face the same test. Zachary Taylor would not be missed at all, Teddy Roosevelt would certainly be missed he was such a unique personality who promoted policies that probably would never have be implemented at that point in history were it not for him. FDR contributed a lot, but his new deal plans were dictated by the Great Depression and those would likely have been implemented by any another democrat who would have taken his place.

A bigger question if there was no FDR, is could a republican have won office in the 1940 election if FDR had not been there to choose to go for a third term? That is a question better answered by historians, though IMHO I think it would be unlikely with the start of WW II in Europe and most of the country and the democrats leaning towards isolationism, a republican who would be more likely to get us involved in the war earlier would not fared well unless the democratic candidate screwed up somehow. Though, if a republican had gotten in 1940 (President Wendell Willkie for the win) and the US entered the war earlier, would that have saved some of the millions who died in the holocaust? Would the US and British have started the oil embargo that forced Japan into the Pearl Harbor attack if the US was already involved in the war against Hitler and wanted to avoid a 2 front war and thereby freed more resources to fight Hitler sooner? Would Hitler have invaded Russia in June 1941 if the US had already declared war? A lot could have been changed just by the absence of FDR.


Edited, Jul 5th 2006 at 11:17am EDT by fhrugby
#13 Jul 05 2006 at 10:04 AM Rating: Good
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Im now getting a very creepy feeling that if we traced our ancestory back, we'd find out we're somehow related
Damn! I still had my hopes up that you were related to someone else.
#14 Jul 05 2006 at 10:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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Even Creationists allow that we're all related, ultimately. Of course they date it back to Adam and Eve, as opposed to back to the hominids in the African savannahs; but still. One point that everyone can agree upon is that if you go back far enough you'll find a common ancestor with everyone else on earth.

Wasn't there a fluff piece out several months ago about how the Royal Family in Britain could trace their ancestry back to Vlad the Impaler?

As far as the "what if these particular individuals had never been born" question goes, individuals rarely effect great changes by themselves. Edison's work was built on the work of others. The American Revolution was probably inevitable, given the difficulty of ruling a colony so far away in terms of travel.

In spite of what certain revisionists would have you believe, the Northern victory in the Civil War was a foregone conclusion, in my opinion. Of course we could argue that with different people at the helm, the war might never have happened at all.

Scientific and technological progress will be made, when basic human needs are met. The fact that there were boosters and supporters touting the benefits of progress probably did help, a bit; but innate human curiosity seems to account for most of the big "AHA" moments. Bless our restless monkey brains.
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#15 Jul 05 2006 at 10:14 AM Rating: Good
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you think I should be related to a cartoon character?

btw good movie and soundtrack

Edited, Jul 5th 2006 at 11:16am EDT by DSD
#16 Jul 05 2006 at 12:13 PM Rating: Decent
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My sister-in-law traced our family tree. According to her, we are descended from one time king of England, Ethelred the Unready (apparently he was unready to be king, as he only lasted a few months). Another branch of the family can be traced back to some viking types that claim to be descened from Odin.

On a more realistic note, we also have a Medal of Honor winner in the family.
#17 Jul 05 2006 at 1:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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Deathwysh wrote:
According to her, we are descended from one time king of England, Ethelred the Unready


Hey, I scored the same as him in Civilization!

And my family tree has been traced back to the ******* son of Mad King George, take that as you will.
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#18 Jul 05 2006 at 2:01 PM Rating: Good
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DSD wrote:
you think I should be related to a cartoon character?

btw good movie and soundtrack
I watched that movie only recently at like 1am, and the whole time I was like "She reminds me of somebody..."
#19 Jul 05 2006 at 3:40 PM Rating: Decent
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Philbrick estimates that there are approximately 35 million descendants of the passengers on the Mayflower. (Do the math: 102 passengers; 3.5 generations in a century. But remember, 52 passengers died of disease and starvation before the first spring.)



I've read that many people in Europe are descended from Attila the Hun.
#20 Jul 05 2006 at 3:53 PM Rating: Good
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If that article can be counted on for accuracy, what it points to more than anything is the utter rubbish that the whole "royal vs commoner" thing is, particularly in light of the school of thought in royal circles that being an aristocrat gives you superior genes. That is, after all, supposedly the defining characteristic of royalty. It would be proof positive that they are just as moronic as those of us in the unwashed masses. Prince Charles could have wed that two toothed, Cockney accented harlot that just finished servicing Nobby and done better than the vaunted Spencer family line.

/shrugs

Just by looking at that goofball, you'd think the Queen would be terminally ashamed of the progeny which sprang forth jug earred and homely from her verdant and creamy thighs.

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#21 Jul 05 2006 at 4:00 PM Rating: Decent
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Prince Charles is a perfect example of how genetically deficient "royalty" is. Go have a look at the portraits of some of his Hapsburg forebears, and you'll see the receding chin, jug handle ears and somewhat vacant, dim-witted gaze that run in the family.
#22 Jul 05 2006 at 4:19 PM Rating: Good
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True dat. It's amazing the Queen Mum turned out as stellar as she did. Btw, does anyone have her in their death pool? If not, I claim dibs on her for sometime early next spring.

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#23 Jul 05 2006 at 4:25 PM Rating: Good
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Totem wrote:
It's amazing the Queen Mum turned out as stellar as she did. Btw, does anyone have her in their death pool? If not, I claim dibs on her for sometime early next spring.




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#24 Jul 05 2006 at 4:32 PM Rating: Good
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA! If the Queen Mum is dead, then who is sitting on the throne these past eleven decades? Some doppleganging female Crypt Keeper?

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#25 Jul 05 2006 at 4:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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The Queen Mum was Charles' grandmother, not to be confused with the Queen, who is his mother. It was the word "mum" that twisted you all up, wasn't it?
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The term Queen Mother is a title often held by the mother of a reigning monarch. Its full meaning is clear from the two words from which it is composed: queen indicates someone who served as Queen consort (i.e., wife of a king), while mother indicates the holder of the title's relationship with the current monarch.1 The title is not held by someone unless she is simultaneously a former queen consort and mother of the current monarch



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