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#1 Jul 05 2006 at 9:22 AM Rating: Excellent
Just use your head. Or, use someone else's...

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Teen Who Cut Off Corpse's Head To Make Bong Sentenced

ST. JOHNSBURY, Vt. -- A Vermont teenager has been sentenced to prison for breaking into a tomb and cutting the head off a corpse.

Nickolas Buckalew, 18, of Morrisville, Vt., pleaded guilty to two charges.

One was a felony count of intentionally removing or injuring a tombstone. The other was a felony charge of intentionally disinterring and carrying away the remains of a human body.

Buckalew was sentenced to between one and seven years in prison and was given credit for serving 14 months while awaiting trial.

On April 8, 2005, Buckalew broke into a tomb, opened the lid of a casket and cut off the head of a corpse. He stole eyeglasses and a bow tie from the dead man. He then wrapped the head in plastic bags and took it home, The Caledonian-Record reported.

The teen reportedly told friends that he planned to leave the head outside to dry and would then bleach it, a police affidavit said. The witnesses said his plan was to turn the skull into a bong -- a pipe generally used to smoke marijuana. Buckalew went to an apartment where some of his friends were and told them that he had chopped off the head because he was bored, according to The Caledonian-Record.

The witnesses said they then went to the tomb to see the casket and saw that the lid was removed and the body in the casket was headless.

Morristown said that while executing a search warrant at Buckalew’s home, they found a human head wrapped in bags, a necktie, a hacksaw, crowbar, garden trowel and two small parts of the damaged casket, according to the newspaper.

A psychiatrist has diagnosed Buckalew with mental health issues.

Dr. Philip Kinsler, a clinical psychologist and adjunct assistant professor of psychiatry at the Dartmouth Medical School in Hanover, N.H., testified that Buckalew “has always felt extraordinarily out of place" and that Buckalew said he tried to hang himself when he was a child.

After the incident, the victim's widow, the only family member in the area, was told of the vandalism.

"The widow was in shock," the chief of police said said. "She did not want any information. She did not want to know any details."

Buckalew addressed the court after his sentencing, saying, "It was a horrendous thing that I did -- what I did was appalling. I didn't think of the victim."

He went on to say he wants to get help for his mental problems.

He's been sent to a residential treatment program for juveniles.


It probobly seemed like a good idea at the time...
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#2 Jul 05 2006 at 9:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smiley: jawdrop

Holy..........

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#3 Jul 05 2006 at 9:28 AM Rating: Good
That marijuana, makes you all crazy and violent!
#4 Jul 05 2006 at 9:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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#5 Jul 05 2006 at 9:33 AM Rating: Decent
Kewl. Though why would you steal a bow-tie?!


Had he been less stoned, he would've used the intestines to make a wicked pipe. And the buttocks as an ashtray. And the feet as a joint holder.

Kids are so unimaginative these days.
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#6 Jul 05 2006 at 9:34 AM Rating: Good
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soooomeone's going to get hauuuuuunted
#7 Jul 05 2006 at 9:35 AM Rating: Decent
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I still can't even think of the physics of it... But that kid definately wasn't gonna smoke pot with it. Souds like he was on a combo of PCP, crack, and meth. The tri-fecta.
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#8 Jul 05 2006 at 9:48 AM Rating: Good
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I still can't even think of the physics of it...


Oh I can. It'd be a little tricky to seal it, especially if the jaw was detached, but it's certainly possible. However, ideally, you could put a slide in the mouth, plug up the eyes & nose, poke a hole in the top, and viola: Skullbong.
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#9 Jul 05 2006 at 10:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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A psychiatrist has diagnosed Buckalew with mental health issues.


Thank you Dr. Obvious. That'll be $1000 please!

Now, a cow's skull would be awesome. Especally a texas longhorn. You could get really creative and hollow out one of the horns and smoke out of that. Hell, hollow out both and a buddy could share in the fun at the same time!
#10 Jul 05 2006 at 10:36 AM Rating: Decent
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That explains where Omega has been the past week or so.
#11 Jul 05 2006 at 10:43 AM Rating: Good
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Dude, this guy's head would make an excellent bong!

Marijuana doesn't lead to other drugs, it leads to fuckin' carpentry!
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#12 Jul 05 2006 at 11:39 AM Rating: Good
It's boneworking you n00b.
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#13 Jul 05 2006 at 11:48 AM Rating: Decent
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If anyone wants to make a bong out of a human skull without going to jail and facing charges (excluding drug posession) contact me. I'll sell you one already bleached.
#14 Jul 05 2006 at 1:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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#15 Jul 05 2006 at 1:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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mentalfrog wrote:
If anyone wants to make a bong out of a human skull without going to jail and facing charges (excluding drug posession) contact me. I'll sell you one already bleached.

So, that's what happened to Cody.
#16 Jul 05 2006 at 2:17 PM Rating: Good
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Kewl. Though why would you steal a bow-tie?!

Plus, who gets buried in a bow-tie?

#17 Jul 05 2006 at 2:20 PM Rating: Good
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Now, a cow's skull would be awesome. Especally a texas longhorn. You could get really creative and hollow out one of the horns and smoke out of that.
It's called a cowboy hookah.
#18 Jul 05 2006 at 4:39 PM Rating: Good
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Debalic wrote:
Dude, this guy's head would make an excellent bong!

Marijuana doesn't lead to other drugs, it leads to fuckin' carpentry!


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#19 Jul 05 2006 at 7:12 PM Rating: Good
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That's the problem in this country. People are never satisfied with stuff the way it is. You gotta make it bigger and better and stronger and faster. Same way with pot. For years pot was just joints, and then bongs came out and bongs were ok too, but then bongs weren't good enough for some people. "Neeehhhhhh!" Remember that friend in high school wanted to make bongs out of everything. Making bongs out of apples and oranges and sh*t? Come in one day and find your friend going, "Hey! Look man, I made a bong outta my head! Put the pot in this ear and take it outta this one! Good! Take a hit! *snort*" Then they got one of those big giant bongs that you gotta start up like a motorcycle. "Put the pot in!" *motor starting* Kids are driving their bongs down FDR Drive. "Pull the bong over man, I wanna do a hit. Pull it over!"


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#20 Jul 06 2006 at 1:51 AM Rating: Good
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I didn't see in the article where it said how old the corpse was, so I'm somewhat wondering who all were upset by this. I would think that having a relative make someone's day might make you feel just a little bit proud.
#21 Jul 06 2006 at 2:07 AM Rating: Decent
That is wrong on soooooo many levels.

Still funny though lol
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