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#1 Jul 04 2006 at 3:55 PM Rating: Good
Are we on the cusp of a nuclear dawn? The gravity of the situation appears to be mounting. Basically, N. Korea has test launched 2 missles and has states that if the US does anything, they are going to start a nuclear war...

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North Korea test-launched two missiles Wednesday that landed in the Sea of Japan, but a
Pentagon official said they were Scud missiles and not the longer-range variety that has been the focus of international concern.

Japan's Kyodo news agency said they were believed to be mid-range Rodong missiles.

The reclusive communist state launched the first missile at 3:32 a.m., or 2:32 p.m. Tuesday EDT, and it crashed into the Sea of Japan several minutes later, public broadcaster NHK reported. Kyodo carried a similar report and quoted a government official as saying a second missile had also been fired.

A Pentagon official, who spoke only on condition of anonymity, said there were launches of two Scud missiles.

"The launch appears not to be the launch that has been in the news. This appears to be a launch of a lesser variety of scud missiles," the official said.

Han Song Ryol, deputy chief of North Korea's mission to the U.N. in New York, told The Associated Press in a telephone interview: "We diplomats do not know what the military is doing."

The reported launch came after weeks of speculation that the North was preparing to test its advanced Taepodong 2 missile from a site on its northeast coast. Experts believe a Taepodong 2 could reach the United States with a light payload.

The preparations had generated stern warnings from the United States and Japan, which had threatened possible economic sanctions in response.

Temperatures further heightened Monday when the North's main news agency quoted an unidentified newspaper analyst as saying Pyongyang was prepared to answer a U.S. military attack with "a relentless annihilating strike and a nuclear war."

The Bush administration responded by saying while it had no intention of attacking, it was determined to protect the United States if North Korea launched a long-range missile.


In Tokyo, a group of ruling party members called Tuesday for immediate economic sanctions against North Korea if the communist nation conducted the test-launch.


#2 Jul 04 2006 at 3:57 PM Rating: Good
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North Korea tests long-range missile

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WASHINGTON (CNN) -- North Korea launched a long-range Taepodong-2 missile early Wednesday in an apparently unsuccessful test that failed in flight, a senior State Department official said.

North Korea also tested at least two smaller missiles, U.S. sources told CNN.

Both missiles were launched from a site other than the one intelligence officials have watched for weeks ahead of the long-range missile test, a senior State Department official said.

The United States, Japan and other countries have warned North Korea against a long-range missile test, saying such a move would be considered a provocation.

Washington and North Korea's Asian neighbors -- South Korea, China, Russia and Japan -- have been trying to persuade North Korea to dismantle its nuclear weapons program since 2002, but those talks have stalled in recent months.

President Bush warned last week that the isolated Stalinist state would face even further isolation if it launched the Taepodong-2, which U.S. analysts fear is capable of reaching the western United States. (Full story)

"The North Koreans have made agreements with us in the past, and we expect them to keep their agreements," Bush said last month at the end of a European Union summit.

"It should make people nervous when nontransparent regimes, that have announced that they've got nuclear warheads, fire missiles," Bush said. "This is not the way you conduct business in the world. This is not the way that peaceful nations conduct their affairs."

The senior State Department official said the launches were timed to coincide with the launch of the space shuttle Discovery from Florida, calling it "a provocative act designed to get attention."

The North Koreans fired a Taepodong-1 missile over Japan in 1998, but declared a moratorium on future tests in 1999.

Two senior State Department officials said Tuesday that fuel trucks had departed the site where the Taepodong-2 sat on a launch paid, indicating that a test may have been near.

On Monday, Pyongyang's state-run media carried a report accusing the United States of harassing North Korea and vowing to respond to any pre-emptive attack "with a relentless annihilating strike and a nuclear war with a mighty nuclear deterrent." (Watch why North Korea is talking about annihilating the U.S. -- 2:04)

The White House has dismissed that threat as "hypothetical."

Meanwhile, the Pentagon took steps to be ready for a possible military response to a North Korean missile launch.

The U.S. Northern Command recently increased security measures at its Cheyenne Mountain Air Force Station in Colorado Springs, Colorado, a military official confirmed.

In other planning measures instituted in the past several days, Northern Command, along with the Federal Aviation Administration, has put standby commercial flight restrictions into place over Vandenberg Air Force Base in California and Fort Greely, Alaska, where the U.S. interceptor missiles are based.
#3 Jul 04 2006 at 5:47 PM Rating: Good
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nuke shmuke! did you see Italy make those goals!?
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#4 Jul 04 2006 at 5:49 PM Rating: Good
Smiley: lol
#5 Jul 04 2006 at 8:08 PM Rating: Decent
Italy has to win. Their county is shaped like a boot.
#6 Jul 04 2006 at 8:34 PM Rating: Default
Why do countries make stupid comments like this to provoke the United States... If they launched one missile at us we could obliterate the entire country.
#7 Jul 04 2006 at 8:44 PM Rating: Default
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It will result in significantly increased tensions while no real increase in threat occurs. End.
#8 Jul 04 2006 at 10:01 PM Rating: Decent
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Their exalted leader has poofy hair - POOFY HAIR! What do you expect from an obvious madman like that?



(except our exalted leader and Japan's exalted leader were singing karaoke at Elvis's grave the other day... well, it wasn't at his grave - but Graceland kind of is the King's mausoleum, essentially.... eeeeeeep! That was weird)
#9 Jul 04 2006 at 11:15 PM Rating: Decent
It isn't funny.
#10 Jul 04 2006 at 11:27 PM Rating: Decent
If we went to war with North Korea....oh wait...they are an actual threat, we dont want to start a war with them. Defenseless countrys only.
#11 Jul 05 2006 at 2:05 AM Rating: Decent
Snipe Kim Jong Il and do it with a Chinese made rifle.
#12 Jul 05 2006 at 2:16 AM Rating: Decent
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Snipe Kim Jong Il and do it with a Chinese made rifle.


I dont think North Korea has enough money for a ballistics investigation team, what with Kim buying the full LOTR box set.
#13 Jul 05 2006 at 4:04 AM Rating: Decent
looks like a 7th missile has been launched. kimmie done lost his mind. maybe his stylist called in sick?
#14 Jul 05 2006 at 5:02 AM Rating: Decent
It's because he's just watched Dr Strangelove.

Let's just hope he doesn't watch Godzilla now.
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#15 Jul 05 2006 at 10:08 AM Rating: Good
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The NK gooks are a paper tiger. Theoretically the NKs could make a missle that could strike around the world, but their tests were even more dubious than our missle defense system. And let's face it, this is a country that can't manage to grow food-- a basic skill set that even Stone Age primitives handily accomplished --so just how are they going to go about utilizing rocket science to any degree of effectiveness?

Ain't gonna happen. That being said, Kimmie is just nutty enough to go postal on his southern neighbors, so in that particular case, a nuclear conflict is possible, but that isn't anything new. That's been the likelyhood for decades.

If a nuclear exchange were going to occur any time soon, it'll be between India and Pakistan. Those two are just itching to throw down and prove who has the bigger huevos.

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#16 Jul 05 2006 at 10:20 AM Rating: Good
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Why do countries make stupid comments like this to provoke the United States


Because we will give them more money now. Duh.

"We are very upset you tested that missle adn there will be consequences! Here's your aid check."
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#17 Jul 05 2006 at 10:22 AM Rating: Default
NK go boom.
#18 Jul 05 2006 at 10:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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The Trib wrote:
North Korea has remained defiant, with one official arguing it had the right to such launches. The tests and the impenitent North Korean attitude raised fears that further firings could follow.
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Japan's Kyodo News agency reported that the missile landed six minutes after launch, but did not say where. The chief of Russia's general staff said that Russian tracking systems showed that Pyongyang may have launched up to 10 missiles during the day, the Interfax news agency reported.
Boy, they're going to feel silly when they run out of missiles.
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#19 Jul 05 2006 at 10:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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Facking plat/gold/gil sellers! Smiley: mad
#20 Jul 05 2006 at 10:38 AM Rating: Good
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Facking plat/gold/gil sellers! Smiley: mad


somehow, it loses its punch when you say it hon. Must be that dark red admin color and excellent rating you got going there. :p





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#21 Jul 05 2006 at 3:15 PM Rating: Decent
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"We are very upset you tested that missle and there will be consequences! Here's your aid check."


It's almost not funny.

The nukes they are threatening people with are possibly being made from rods that Billary gave them in an attempt to get them to stop their previous enrichment program.

Classic

Or how about them getting upset that the US construction of their nuclear power plant was too slow, so they threaten to restart their enrichment program?

Or the agreement (along with the new nuke plant) with the US to give them 500,000 tons of heavy fuel per year?

Quit making nukes! pretty please with sugar on top?

#22 Jul 05 2006 at 5:39 PM Rating: Decent
Between 13 supercarriers, whole fleets of trident submarines, an anti-ballistic missle shield, satellites that can detect anything larger than a golfball on the surface of the planet, and my left nut makes N. Korea a joke. They were deftly dealt with before, and if need be will do it again with great exuberance, and to an undue degree.
#23 Jul 05 2006 at 5:52 PM Rating: Good
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Rimesume wrote:
Between 13 supercarriers, whole fleets of trident submarines, an anti-ballistic missle shield, satellites that can detect anything larger than a golfball on the surface of the planet, and my left nut makes N. Korea a joke. They were deftly dealt with before, and if need be will do it again with great exuberance, and to an undue degree.


Oh Good Bob, stop trying to angle for a NAM there. We get it. You're in the military. You believe in the righteousness of the military. I get enough of that from my E6, I don't want to hear it here too.

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#24 Jul 05 2006 at 6:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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They were deftly dealt with before, and if need be will do it again with great exuberance, and to an undue degree.


This sentence makes absolutely no sense in any known language.
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#25 Jul 05 2006 at 6:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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satellites that can detect anything larger than a golfball on the surface of the planet


Right and do *absolutely nothing about it* other than say "gonna hit Dever. Yep, Devner."

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#26 Jul 05 2006 at 7:42 PM Rating: Decent
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They were quickly dealt with before, and if need be we'll do it again with great joy, and to an excessive extent.



I'll admit I missed "we'll" but other than that I believe it to make perfect sense.

If N. Korea launches a nuke at either the US or any of it's neighbors(particularly if they are US allies) they'll simply be annihilated. To believe otherwise is laughable at best. I for one will not buy into NK's scare tactics.



Edited, Jul 5th 2006 at 9:28pm EDT by Rimesume
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