Memory lane.
Grade 11 I was not cool enough to be blessed with a car so I had to bus it to school each day. A 45 min bus ride there and a 45 min bus ride back. Lots of dead time on a bus so I had to find a way to keep myself entertained. Somedays it was food fights on the bus, throwing stuff out the windows at pedestrians etc.
Well for one month my way of killing time was a girl named "Hoebags".
I spent a month insinuating that her and my buddy should hook up. Well not insinuating as much as telling her that she should put her tongue to his balls. It was fun because she got angry and my friend did nothing but blush. The more forward and explicit the better. It went on for awhile but as most anything it grew tired. So one day I apologized to her, told her my friend was not interested, that I was a pig and that I was sorry for picking on her . She accepted it really quietly but I didn't see her again for awhile.
Well it turns out that she had just dumped her boyfriend in order to go out with my friend. Good times. Flash forward 8 years later. Anyways I get email from a stranger via Myspace, who is it but Hoebags. Pure awesomeness.
Edited, Jul 3rd 2006 at 8:40pm EDT by bodhisattva