Why Myspace is awesomeFollow

Memory lane.

Grade 11 I was not cool enough to be blessed with a car so I had to bus it to school each day. A 45 min bus ride there and a 45 min bus ride back. Lots of dead time on a bus so I had to find a way to keep myself entertained. Somedays it was food fights on the bus, throwing stuff out the windows at pedestrians etc.

Well for one month my way of killing time was a girl named "Hoebags".

I spent a month insinuating that her and my buddy should hook up. Well not insinuating as much as telling her that she should put her tongue to his balls. It was fun because she got angry and my friend did nothing but blush. The more forward and explicit the better. It went on for awhile but as most anything it grew tired. So one day I apologized to her, told her my friend was not interested, that I was a pig and that I was sorry for picking on her . She accepted it really quietly but I didn't see her again for awhile.

Well it turns out that she had just dumped her boyfriend in order to go out with my friend. Good times. Flash forward 8 years later. Anyways I get email from a stranger via Myspace, who is it but Hoebags. Pure awesomeness.

Edited, Jul 3rd 2006 at 8:40pm EDT by bodhisattva

lol dat is messed up haha

I call shinanigans. I cannot believe you would apologize for anything.

You should cyber!

^.-

That is why myspace will never be awesome.

Myspace causes drama between people in relationships. I was with a girl for awhile, and I took her off my numero uno spot, and called me no more than an hour later asking me a thousand questions. Oh and attractive women sending me comments for all to see didn't help much either. I would get the "who are all these girls" or "what is with all these cute girls asking about you" etc. That relationship ended shortly thereafter. Myspace is the debil.

But it's given Bodhi people of his own level with whom to CJ! What could possibly be more awesome than that?

but you never explained that. No one here knows if that's why you two broke up, or if she broke up with you for a hot guy who would only pay attention to her, or what. Since you didnt not elaborate on the whys, I can only assume you two had more issues than just My space, and the relationship fizzled out for some other reason. =p

Myspace scares the crap out of me.. Is there some template i should use to make my picture more Emo? Is it 100% required that i play music by some dumb band thats the MTV2 band of the minute? Does my blog have to consist of the ramblings of a wanna-be Deaf Poetry Jam crying lil emo *****?

Do you really know those 6298347 Friends you have? Are you just an attention *****? Are there few users of Myspace that are just on it to maintain contact with a few people and really just dont use it much?

I was out bar hopping this last weekend, and i overheard some guy ask a girl for her number.. and get this.. she gives him her myspace address instead. "I check that more often than my voicemail, plus i can access it on my cellphone... message me later..." ARG.. i really hate Myspace...


can i friendlist you?