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#1 Jul 03 2006 at 1:38 PM Rating: Default
http://english.pravda.ru/science/health/03-07-2006/82843-garlic-0 wrote:
From time immemorial garlic has been known for its remarkable qualities both as a flavouring and a unique natural medication.

The invigorating qualities of garlic were used many centuries ago in Ancient Egypt. Ancient Greeks and Ancient Romans were certain that garlic could put heart and bravery to warriors. In China the vegetable was used to treat the diseases of lungs and intestines. It was also used as an antiseptic during plague and cholera epidemics. Russian physicians believed that garlic had medicinal qualities against snake bites, infectious diseases and plague.


Garlic is a wonderful prophylactic against a large number of diseases, flu first and foremost. The healing qualities of the vegetable were a mystery for ancient doctors. The secret was unveiled by Dr. David Mirelman from the Jerusalem-based Institute for Medicine. The scientist found out that garlic was rich with allicin – the substance that literally eats up pathogenic microbes in the body. Garlic neutralizes so-called free molecules, the source of long-lasting infectious processes. In addition, it fights dysentery and bile duct illnesses.

Professor Mirelman recommended a dose of 10-15 grams of garlic should be taken with food daily. A close relative of garlic, onion, can harm the mucous membrane of the stomach and produce burning pain in it. However, garlic can be taken even by patients suffering from stomach ulcer. Stomach enzymes quickly neutralize the irritating quality of garlic, and the burning is felt only in the mouth.

Garlic is like a chemical laboratory. It contains ethereal and fatty oils, glycoside allicin, B and C vitamins, carbohydrate, magnesium, calcium, phosphorous, chlorine, iodine, lysozyme, biologically active phytoncides and many other microelements.

One bulb of garlic is capable of reducing blood pressure, normalizes metabolism and helps remove excessive cholesterol. The vegetable is therefore used to treat primary hypertension and atherosclerosis. In Tibetan medicine, garlic is known as a tonic and prophylactic medicinal substance against quite a number of infectious diseases.

Garlic vodka still enjoys popularity in Russia. There are many recipes of this “anti-flu beverage”, but it mainly comes to several cloves of garlic added to a mixture of vermouth, vodka, gin and brandy. The drink should be stirred up twice a day and infused for not less than 21 days. People do not drink glasses or garlic vodka, though. They only take 10 or 15 drops of it two times a day.

Scientists have discovered over a hundred of chemical compounds in garlic for the time being. The contents of selenium, germanium and zinc can be effectively used for anti-cancer prophylaxis. This miraculous vegetable treats malignant growths of stomach, mammary glands, ****** and gall bladder. Sulphides kill staphylococcus, dysentery bacillus, harmful fungi, resolves platelets and blood clots. Garlic therapy can be successfully used for cataract, arthritis, diabetes, coronary arteries, heart disturbances, stenocardia, etc. Garlic can also help get rid of toothache, warts, pimples and furuncles.

Garlic therapy has only one side effect – the unbearable smell. This minor discomfort can be eased with parsley roots.
#2 Jul 03 2006 at 1:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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mmm... vodka...
#3 Jul 03 2006 at 2:08 PM Rating: Excellent
In the moments lingering in the twilight between waking and the deepest sleep I dream the most vivid. My fantasy draws me to a room lit only in the dimmest red hue generated by the flickering neon sign outside my window proclaiming "Vacancy".

You sit propped against the headboard, the object of my fleshy desire, nude and belonging to me. I saunter crookedly across the sparse space, clutching a bottle Grey Goose, playfully shooting you my intentions with my eyes. I reach you, at last, and treat you to a shower of the fine drink. It cascades over your shoulders, down to the fine mass of your breasts, lower still to you navel and the wonderland below.

And I clean you in eager laps that send quivers of the purest ecstacy rippling throughout your very being. I clean you, and I have a purpose.

You complete me, Nadenu; my love, my life.


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#4 Jul 03 2006 at 2:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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Congrats, BT!

And while that *does* sound wonderful, where's MY vodka??!
#5 Jul 03 2006 at 2:27 PM Rating: Good
Your vodka is now contained within me, but don't fret, dear. Like a mother-bird I shall regurgitate the liquid goodness directly into your mouth-place.

Damn, that's hawt.
#6 Jul 03 2006 at 2:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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Garlic is a wonderful prophylactic
Don't try this at home.
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#7 Jul 03 2006 at 2:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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Barkingturtle wrote:
Your vodka is now contained within me, but don't fret, dear. Like a mother-bird I shall regurgitate the liquid goodness directly into your mouth-place.

Damn, that's hawt.


Smiley: inlove

I'm gonna have to buy premium again just for the damn smileys
#8 Jul 03 2006 at 3:04 PM Rating: Good
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Thanks for teh **** you two Smiley: grin

Photos next time. kthx
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#9 Jul 03 2006 at 3:40 PM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
Thanks for teh **** you two Smiley: grin

Photos next time. kthx
I hope you washed that hand before you posted.
#10 Jul 03 2006 at 3:42 PM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Nobby wrote:
Thanks for teh **** you two Smiley: grin

Photos next time. kthx
I hope you washed that hand before you posted.
and during and after.

I is teh hyg13n1c
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#11 Jul 03 2006 at 4:27 PM Rating: Good
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I is teh hyg13n1c
You would be, if that had been soap.
#12 Jul 03 2006 at 4:54 PM Rating: Decent
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what, no wizard hat ?
#13 Jul 03 2006 at 5:00 PM Rating: Good
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johnnny the Silent wrote:
what, no wizard hat ?


It's holding my vodka.
#14 Jul 03 2006 at 5:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nobby wrote:
Thanks for teh **** you two Smiley: grin

Photos next time. kthx


Yeah, no kidding, have mercy!

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#15 Jul 03 2006 at 5:35 PM Rating: Good
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Yay! BT's really back!

/mourn vodka

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#16 Jul 03 2006 at 5:44 PM Rating: Good
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/mourn vodka



Mourn not that vodka which has been blessed to coat the divine, for it is the envy of all the liquor kingdom.
#17 Jul 03 2006 at 9:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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Keep Vodka away from DF!
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#18 Jul 04 2006 at 9:29 AM Rating: Decent
DF=Kim Basinger in Blind Date?
#19 Jul 04 2006 at 9:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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DF=Kim Basinger in Blind Date?


Um no. I drank loads of it, England may be running short now.
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