Jophiel's Law of Holiday Posting StatesFollow

The quantity of interesting and/or entertaining posts is inversely proportionate to the amount of time you have available to spend posting.

...And there's a total of four people in my workplace today.

It *is* almost lunch time...

Fully staffed and humming along nicely here.

Sounds like she is very hard at work to me.





ZING!

Why didn't you? And how was your frolicking trip to the land of beaches and sun?

Publisher? wtf you doing with that ****? Adobe FTW!

I WISH I was doing it in Publisher! I'm in Word b/c if I try to import it there it falls into 5 million pieces, and we're a Public Hospital with no funds to even outsource the POS, much less buy a decent layout program to redo a dinky bilingual handbook that has all of a sudden become priority #1 to update and reissue.

Grrr... I'm gonna have to re-lay it out.

Trying to remake a doc that needs to be updated without spending a dime or working at home. If you want to donate a legal, original copy of Adobe, let me know. I'm not about to bring in mine from home.
Edit b/c this stupid goddamn website acted like it didn't post my last reply. I worked graphic design for years, and I know Adobe Photoshop, Illustrator, Pagemaker and Quark like the back of my hand. You're preaching to the converted as far as their superiority, but Publisher is what my work has, so I'm making it work.

Edited, Jul 3rd 2006 at 1:39pm EDT by Atomicflea

Riiiight. Like I have the admin priviliges to download something of that nature. You forget, I work at a hospital. PCs are locked up tighter than a Mormon girl's panties, due to the nature of the info we carry. We are also a public institution whose patients are almost exclusively Medicaid, so we don't spend $$$ for non-essential items, which Adobe Pagemaker would fall under.

Actually, Pagemaker is one of their crappier programs. I'd take Quark over it any day.

I know. I wrote it because it made me LOL.

Amen.

We're still on Quark here, because upper management is stupid cheap and we're still using OS9. When (if) we ever make the jump into the 21st century and get OSX, we're switching to InDesign.

Why?

Just do it!