After a providing a powerful pounding upon my pretty partner, I was perplexed by a painful purple impression protruding around my perfect ******. After pontificating upon this, my partner proclaimed that the mutilation of my massive member was mostly mitigated by the miniscule magnitiude of my method for minimizing my chances of conceiving a child. A child that could conceivably conclude my chosen calling for copulating continuously.
A simple solution has satisfied my snake's sexual situation.
Relief
- Forums
- Cross Site
- The Asylum
- The solution to my problem...
The solution to my problem...Follow
Only "larger sized"?
Let us know when you graduate to Largest.
On second thought, don't.
You are trying way too hard.
I slay me!
Edit cause to != too
Edited, Jul 3rd 2006 at 1:39am EDT by Exodus
I slay me!
Edit cause to != too
Edited, Jul 3rd 2006 at 1:39am EDT by Exodus
I recently have used a Magnum, and was amazed at just how much comfortable it is when stuff isn't getting pinched and squeezed.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
You can get a free sample of a few different kinds off their website. Of course, the large isn't on the list, but the extra large is. I guess this should really be posted elsewhere in that case....
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
You could always do her in the butt. *
*This post brought to you by Bodhisattva, keeping it classy since October 28th 2004
*This post brought to you by Bodhisattva, keeping it classy since October 28th 2004
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Quote:
You could always do her in the butt.
most likely not. if it's a tad bigger (and a bit longer too), most chicks chicken out. trust me.
no experience here in regards to
Quote:
You could always do him in the butt
Still a noob. :-P
Characters on Drinal, Povar, EMarr, Firiona Vie.
Characters on Drinal, Povar, EMarr, Firiona Vie.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
After a providing a powerful pounding upon my pretty partner, I was perplexed by a painful purple impression protruding around my perfect ******. After pontificating upon this, my partner proclaimed that the mutilation of my massive member was mostly mitigated by the miniscule magnitiude of my method for minimizing my chances of conceiving a child.
Kajolus wrote:
Quote:
You could always do her in the butt.
most likely not. if it's a tad bigger (and a bit longer too), most chicks chicken out. trust me.
no experience here in regards to
Quote:
You could always do him in the butt
Elderon the Wise wrote:
I get it.
I'm sure you do.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Recent Visitors: 357
All times are in CST
Anonymous Guests (357)
- Forums
- Cross Site
- The Asylum
- The solution to my problem...
© 2024 Fanbyte LLC