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#1 Jun 30 2006 at 3:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'd probably recommend that the entire state of Illinois be fenced off and then set on fire.

Following the investigation and conviction of previous governor George Ryan and an ongoing investigation into the Chicago mayor's office, Fitzgerald has his hands full with the latest chapter:
The AP wrote:
SPRINGFIELD, Ill. -- Gov. Rod Blagojevich's administration is the focus of an ongoing federal investigation that has "implicated multiple state agencies" in allegations of corrupt hiring, U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald has confirmed.

Fitzgerald said his investigation has yielded credible witnesses related to "very serious allegations of endemic hiring fraud."

His comments appear in a letter to Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan that Madigan's office released Friday. The letter asks Madigan to halt her investigations into the Blagojevich administration because they might interfere with the federal probe.
I think that, this November, I'm going to vote for a raccoon.
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#2 Jun 30 2006 at 3:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
I think that, this November, I'm going to vote for a raccoon.


At least they look like proper bandits!

#3 Jun 30 2006 at 3:25 PM Rating: Decent
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I'd probably recommend that the entire state of Illinois be fenced off and then set on fire.

Following the investigation and conviction of previous governor George Ryan and an ongoing investigation into the Chicago mayor's office, Fitzgerald has his hands full with the latest chapter:
The AP wrote:
SPRINGFIELD, Ill. -- Gov. Rod Blagojevich's administration is the focus of an ongoing federal investigation that has "implicated multiple state agencies" in allegations of corrupt hiring, U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald has confirmed.

Fitzgerald said his investigation has yielded credible witnesses related to "very serious allegations of endemic hiring fraud."

His comments appear in a letter to Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan that Madigan's office released Friday. The letter asks Madigan to halt her investigations into the Blagojevich administration because they might interfere with the federal probe.
I think that, this November, I'm going to vote for a raccoon.


Smiley: laugh Who wouldn't? all cute with that mask, like they're.... hiding..something... wait a minute.
#4 Jun 30 2006 at 3:29 PM Rating: Good
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Corupt politics in Illinois? I'm shocked. Shocked I say.

Next thing you know, the Mayor of Boston will be a lifetime position endowed with vast power to collect bribes and install family members in high paying do nothing jobs.

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#5 Jun 30 2006 at 3:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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And after that the Mayor of DC will be somehow involved in a drug scandal!
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#6 Jun 30 2006 at 3:36 PM Rating: Default
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politics and corruption? You're all blasphemours!
#7 Jun 30 2006 at 3:37 PM Rating: Good
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Next thing you know, the President of the Cook Co. Board will have a stroke, win the party's nomination anyways, then drop off the face of the planet while attempting to hold on to his seat or have it passed off to his kid.
#8 Jun 30 2006 at 3:45 PM Rating: Decent
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#9 Jun 30 2006 at 3:47 PM Rating: Good
Paul wrote:
Now Rocky Raccoon he fell back in his room
Only to find Gideon's bible
Gideon checked out and he left it no doubt
To help with good Rocky's revival.


With God on his side, that raccoon's sure to win. Just like America.
#10 Jun 30 2006 at 3:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:
Corupt politics in Illinois? I'm shocked. Shocked I say.
Your sarcasm is misplaced, Boston-Boy. I'm more amused at the continual Federal level indictments -- more to the point, that Peter Fizgerald has had his hands full with one top-ranking office after the other. The only reason everyone assumes corruption in Illinois politics is par for course is because everyone is supposed to get away with it Smiley: laugh
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