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I'll PM you directions to this weekend's party.
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How was the time in the klink? Did you get some good pictures? I bet Bubba is sore that you had to go.
You don't call, don't write, it's enough to make me think you were dead!
I'll PM you directions to this weekend's party.
You don't call, don't write, it's enough to make me think you were dead!
I'll PM you directions to this weekend's party.
I'd like to emphasize the importance of each party knowing the safe-word. I have been strung up for weeks in the attic of Madame Felicia, escaping only when I finally bore down and chewed my nipples off. Felicia, sadly, had taken up with some lousy Brit.
Awww.
Ewdy was wonwey!
Ewdy was wonwey!
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Awww.
Ewdy was wonwey!
Ewdy was wonwey!
Yeah, I told YOU didn't I.
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Yeah, I told YOU didn't I.
What, upset you're not Polish?
Barkingturtle wrote:
Felicia, sadly, had taken up with some lousy Brit.
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Barkingturtle wrote:
Felicia, sadly, had taken up with some lousy Brit.
I'm sure he's been giving it to her for a couple days now.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Barkingturtle wrote:
Felicia, sadly, had taken up with some lousy Brit.
I'm sure he's been giving it to her for a couple days now.
BAM!!!
It has come to my attention that Eldy's original post asked the question: "How was your time in the klink", which I may have misconstrued as querying how my visit to the kink went. I'd like to apologize for any and all giving of the what-for that may have taken place due to my slip-up.
Boy are my cheeks red.But it's fading, so any slots left for next week, DF?
Edited, Jun 30th 2006 at 4:16pm EDT by Barkingturtle
Boy are my cheeks red.But it's fading, so any slots left for next week, DF?
Edited, Jun 30th 2006 at 4:16pm EDT by Barkingturtle
I do love a good ellipse in which the two axes are of equal length; a plane curve generated by one point moving at a constant distance from a fixed pointed type movements with abrupt, seemingly uncontrolled motions.
That always does it for me.
That always does it for me.
Elderon the Wise wrote:
I do love a good ellipse in which the two axes are of equal length; a plane curve generated by one point moving at a constant distance from a fixed pointed type movements with abrupt, seemingly uncontrolled motions.
That always does it for me.
That always does it for me.
Yep, I'm gonna need those party directions.
You missed the party!
It went something like this:
Ah we're drinking and we're dancing
and the band is really happening
and the Johnny Walker wisdom running high
And my very sweet companion
she's the Angel of Compassion
she's rubbing half the world against her thigh
And every drinker every dancer
lifts a happy face to thank her
the fiddler fiddles something so sublime
all the women tear their blouses off
and the men they dance on the polka-dots
and it's partner found, it's partner lost
and it's hell to pay when the fiddler stops:
it's CLOSING TIME
Yeah the women tear their blouses off
and the men they dance on the polka-dots
and it's partner found, it's partner lost
and it's hell to pay when the fiddler stops:
it's CLOSING TIME
Ah we're lonely, we're romantic
and the cider's laced with acid
and the Holy Spirit's crying, "Where's the beef?"
And the moon is swimming naked
and the summer night is fragrant
with a mighty expectation of relief
So we struggle and we stagger
down the snakes and up the ladder
to the tower where the blessed hours chime
and I swear it happened just like this:
a sigh, a cry, a hungry kiss
the Gates of Love they budged an inch
I can't say much has happened since
but CLOSING TIME
I swear it happened just like this:
a sigh, a cry, a hungry kiss
the Gates of Love they budged an inch
I can't say much has happened since
CLOSING TIME
I loved you for your beauty
but that doesn't make a fool of me:
you were in it for your beauty too
and I loved you for your body
there's a voice that sounds like God to me
declaring, declaring, declaring that your body's really you
And I loved you when our love was blessed
and I love you now there's nothing left
but sorrow and a sense of overtime
and I missed you since the place got wrecked
And I just don't care what happens next
looks like freedom but it feels like death
it's something in between, I guess
it's CLOSING TIME
Yeah I missed you since the place got wrecked
By the winds of change and the weeds of sex
looks like freedom but it feels like death
it's something in between, I guess
it's CLOSING TIME
Yeah we're drinking and we're dancing
but there's nothing really happening
and the place is dead as Heaven on a Saturday night
And my very close companion
gets me fumbling gets me laughing
she's a hundred but she's wearing
something tight
and I lift my glass to the Awful Truth
which you can't reveal to the Ears of Youth
except to say it isn't worth a dime
And the whole damn place goes crazy twice
and it's once for the devil and once for Christ
but the Boss don't like these dizzy heights
we're busted in the blinding lights,
busted in the blinding lights
of CLOSING TIME
The whole damn place goes crazy twice
and it's once for the devil and once for Christ
but the Boss don't like these dizzy heights
we're busted in the blinding lights,
busted in the blinding lights
of CLOSING TIME
Oh the women tear their blouses off
and the men they dance on the polka-dots
It's CLOSING TIME
And it's partner found, it's partner lost
and it's hell to pay when the fiddler stops
It's CLOSING TIME
I swear it happened just like this:
a sigh, a cry, a hungry kiss
It's CLOSING TIME
The Gates of Love they budged an inch
I can't say much has happened since
But CLOSING TIME
I loved you when our love was blessed
I love you now there's nothing left
But CLOSING TIME
I miss you since the place got wrecked
By the winds of change and the weeds of sex.
It went something like this:
Ah we're drinking and we're dancing
and the band is really happening
and the Johnny Walker wisdom running high
And my very sweet companion
she's the Angel of Compassion
she's rubbing half the world against her thigh
And every drinker every dancer
lifts a happy face to thank her
the fiddler fiddles something so sublime
all the women tear their blouses off
and the men they dance on the polka-dots
and it's partner found, it's partner lost
and it's hell to pay when the fiddler stops:
it's CLOSING TIME
Yeah the women tear their blouses off
and the men they dance on the polka-dots
and it's partner found, it's partner lost
and it's hell to pay when the fiddler stops:
it's CLOSING TIME
Ah we're lonely, we're romantic
and the cider's laced with acid
and the Holy Spirit's crying, "Where's the beef?"
And the moon is swimming naked
and the summer night is fragrant
with a mighty expectation of relief
So we struggle and we stagger
down the snakes and up the ladder
to the tower where the blessed hours chime
and I swear it happened just like this:
a sigh, a cry, a hungry kiss
the Gates of Love they budged an inch
I can't say much has happened since
but CLOSING TIME
I swear it happened just like this:
a sigh, a cry, a hungry kiss
the Gates of Love they budged an inch
I can't say much has happened since
CLOSING TIME
I loved you for your beauty
but that doesn't make a fool of me:
you were in it for your beauty too
and I loved you for your body
there's a voice that sounds like God to me
declaring, declaring, declaring that your body's really you
And I loved you when our love was blessed
and I love you now there's nothing left
but sorrow and a sense of overtime
and I missed you since the place got wrecked
And I just don't care what happens next
looks like freedom but it feels like death
it's something in between, I guess
it's CLOSING TIME
Yeah I missed you since the place got wrecked
By the winds of change and the weeds of sex
looks like freedom but it feels like death
it's something in between, I guess
it's CLOSING TIME
Yeah we're drinking and we're dancing
but there's nothing really happening
and the place is dead as Heaven on a Saturday night
And my very close companion
gets me fumbling gets me laughing
she's a hundred but she's wearing
something tight
and I lift my glass to the Awful Truth
which you can't reveal to the Ears of Youth
except to say it isn't worth a dime
And the whole damn place goes crazy twice
and it's once for the devil and once for Christ
but the Boss don't like these dizzy heights
we're busted in the blinding lights,
busted in the blinding lights
of CLOSING TIME
The whole damn place goes crazy twice
and it's once for the devil and once for Christ
but the Boss don't like these dizzy heights
we're busted in the blinding lights,
busted in the blinding lights
of CLOSING TIME
Oh the women tear their blouses off
and the men they dance on the polka-dots
It's CLOSING TIME
And it's partner found, it's partner lost
and it's hell to pay when the fiddler stops
It's CLOSING TIME
I swear it happened just like this:
a sigh, a cry, a hungry kiss
It's CLOSING TIME
The Gates of Love they budged an inch
I can't say much has happened since
But CLOSING TIME
I loved you when our love was blessed
I love you now there's nothing left
But CLOSING TIME
I miss you since the place got wrecked
By the winds of change and the weeds of sex.
Shame I missed that, although I saw no mention of midget-tossing, and without that is it really a party?
Yes, it was unfortunate. They were all busy re-enacting the World Cup game in my super-screen TV. We did get to throw copius amounts of vegetables at them when they took cheap dives.
Midgets look so life-like; well worth the investment for that kind of technology.
My fear for Darq is that Nobby truly does look between his legs and think, "What for?" in a manner which would leave viewers to mistakenly think he'd just visited the dentist and gotten too heavy a dose of nitrous. In the frightful event that he actually did darken the door of a dentist, he'd be reduced to monosyllabic grunts wherein the flowery "Blimeys" and "old chap" would be left back in the doctor of dental surgery's office along with 30 of his 32 yellow and crooked chompers. Left with just two bicuspids that had dentin showing (his oral surgeon took pity on these last two lonely teeth and declined to extract them at the same time as his other snaggle-teeth were removed), the grim and drooling visage that remained would be hideous indeed.
But I digress.
Nobby giving Darqflame the "what-for" presupposes that he does in fact know exactly what it is for, and that it's not just a useless appendage to be given funny names like "Mr. Pips." I question the legitimacy and veracity of that line of reasoning.
Totem
But I digress.
Nobby giving Darqflame the "what-for" presupposes that he does in fact know exactly what it is for, and that it's not just a useless appendage to be given funny names like "Mr. Pips." I question the legitimacy and veracity of that line of reasoning.
Totem
Totem wrote:
My fear for Darq is that Nobby truly does look between his legs and think, "What for?" in a manner which would leave viewers to mistakenly think he'd just visited the dentist and gotten too heavy a dose of nitrous....Nobby giving Darqflame the "what-for" presupposes that he does in fact know exactly what it is for, and that it's not just a useless appendage to be given funny names like "Mr. Pips." I question the legitimacy and veracity of that line of reasoning.
They're prolly adopted, FleaJo1. Either that or Nobby is a Catholic Irishman masquerading as an English country squire and has a whole slew of squalling potato eaters waiting to "be adopted" by him. In time there will be fifteen or twenty of the little whiskey sipping tots wandering around his estate who all go by the name of Seamus O'Reilly.
Totem
Totem
^^^^
Kinda like George Foreman doing a remake of "Darby O'Gill and the Little People" using only his immediate family members...
Totem
Kinda like George Foreman doing a remake of "Darby O'Gill and the Little People" using only his immediate family members...
Totem
My rebuttals:-
1. I'll have you know I have more than 4 teeth. If I can remember where I left them, I'll send pics.
2. Drac and the Noblet were immaculate conceptions. At least that's what the Queen's Light Infantry and a group of passing mime-artists told me
3. I understand it can also be used for peeing with.
See? I know it's not just a handy tire lever, means of reaching higher shelves for dusting, and for measuring the depth of deep rivers
4. DF makes my avatard look like a small boy wearing a baggy overcoat
1. I'll have you know I have more than 4 teeth. If I can remember where I left them, I'll send pics.
2. Drac and the Noblet were immaculate conceptions. At least that's what the Queen's Light Infantry and a group of passing mime-artists told me
3. I understand it can also be used for peeing with.
See? I know it's not just a handy tire lever, means of reaching higher shelves for dusting, and for measuring the depth of deep rivers
4. DF makes my avatard look like a small boy wearing a baggy overcoat
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
"DF makes my avatard look like a small boy wearing a baggy overcoat" --The Duke of Nobs
/squints hard trying to conjure up the image that word picture is supposed to create
Totem
/squints hard trying to conjure up the image that word picture is supposed to create
Totem
Totem wrote:
"DF makes my avatard look like a small boy wearing a baggy overcoat" --The Duke of Nobs
/squints hard trying to conjure up the image that word picture is supposed to create
Totem
/squints hard trying to conjure up the image that word picture is supposed to create
Totem
I'll bet you're squinting hard, you perverted black bohemoth you.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Totem wrote:
"DF makes my avatard look like a small boy wearing a baggy overcoat" --The Duke of Nobs
/squints hard trying to conjure up the image that word picture is supposed to create
/squints hard trying to conjure up the image that word picture is supposed to create
David Moscow near the end of "Big"? Well, that's a suit jacket, but close enough I guess.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I'm squinting like I'm staring into the face of the sun, man. And all I'm seeing is spots.
Totem
Totem
I'm not certain if it's the small boy reference or the baggy coat that's throwing me off, but what I'm getting is a young man in a trench coat exposing himself at a school yard saying with a high squeaky voice, "Hey little girl, want some candy? Reach into my pocket for a Tootsie Roll!"
If that's so, then Nobs and Darq have themselves a weird and twisted relationship.
Totem
If that's so, then Nobs and Darq have themselves a weird and twisted relationship.
Totem
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