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#1 Jun 30 2006 at 12:53 PM Rating: Good
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GET THE HECK OUTTA HERE!!!!

Holy hell, people, it's enough to make me think you don't spend all your first visit boinking like a child's first oversize rubber ball. You should be dizzy and weak-kneed! Your fingers should be too cramped to type and your eyes too crossed to read!!! Smiley: motz

Cripes!

Edited, Jun 30th 2006 at 1:54pm EDT by Atomicflea
#2 Jun 30 2006 at 12:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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your tongues should be as limp as Flea's dog avatar's!
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#3 Jun 30 2006 at 12:55 PM Rating: Good
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That's exactly what I was trying to say!!

Chocolate pudding..chop, chop!!
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#4 Jun 30 2006 at 12:56 PM Rating: Good
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Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
your tongues should be as limp as Flea's dog avatar's!
AMEN!
#5 Jun 30 2006 at 12:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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The ******* just got home and is WORKING! But I am sexy as can be and thus, he is taking me out to dinner and drinks. Too bad he doesn't dance.
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#6 Jun 30 2006 at 1:04 PM Rating: Good
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Did I miss something? Someone please link the thread.
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#7 Jun 30 2006 at 1:05 PM Rating: Decent
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Mistress Darqflame wrote:
The ******* just got home and is WORKING! But I am sexy as can be and thus, he is taking me out to dinner and drinks.
. . and thanks to my new pay-rise, you can have mushy peas with your fish and chips. Play your cards right, and I might pay for a 2nd mug of tea Smiley: wink2

Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Too bad he doesn't dance.
I didn't say I don't dance.
I just mentioned the 3 UN resolutions, 4 court injunctions, requests from interpol and death-threats from air-traffic control that forbid it.

Picture a Giraffe with cerebral palsy after a binge on cheap sherry and you have a picture.
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#8 Jun 30 2006 at 1:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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Can't be any worse at dancing than me; but at least I try. Smiley: wink2
#9 Jun 30 2006 at 2:45 PM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
Picture a Giraffe with cerebral palsy after a binge on cheap sherry and you have a picture.
Pics, plz.
#10 Jun 30 2006 at 11:11 PM Rating: Good
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WAIT!!

Did Nobby and Darkflame hook up??
#11 Jun 30 2006 at 11:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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teh Flea wrote:
Holy hell, people, it's enough to make me think you don't spend all your first visit boinking like a child's first oversize rubber ball.


Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy

I had a whole army of those when I was a kid! Yeah, I know. screwed up priorities. I need to get a new girlfriend one of these days.
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#12 Jun 30 2006 at 11:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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Zadiel wrote:
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Did Nobby and Darkflame hook up??


heh, someone is behind the times...
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#13 Jun 30 2006 at 11:58 PM Rating: Decent
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Let me put it to you this way, the last time I was on here Wow had just come out.
#14 Jul 01 2006 at 12:44 AM Rating: Good
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Zadiel wrote:
Let me put it to you this way, the last time I was on here Wow had just come out.

If you ignore the posts you made in March, January, December, September, August, July, and June...just going back to the "goodbye" post you made in June '05.


#15 Jul 01 2006 at 1:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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Zadiel wrote:
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Did Nobby and Darkflame hook up??


Yes! But it's a secret so shhh.
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#16 Jul 01 2006 at 4:16 PM Rating: Good
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WTF? When did this place become E-Harmony.com?!?

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#17 Jul 01 2006 at 7:38 PM Rating: Decent
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If you ignore the posts you made in March, January, December, September, August, July, and June...just going back to the "goodbye" post you made in June '05.



You mistunderstood me. I meant since Wow came out, to me ^.-

Hehe
#18 Jul 01 2006 at 7:40 PM Rating: Good
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Zadiel wrote:
I meant since Wow came out, to me


Hell, I thought we all knew that WoW is gay.
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#19 Jul 01 2006 at 8:10 PM Rating: Decent
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I might as well have laid down in the middle of the road naked and expected that one ^.-
#20 Jul 02 2006 at 1:25 PM Rating: Default
Zadiel, what the f'uck is that ^.- thing?
#21 Jul 02 2006 at 1:57 PM Rating: Default
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When you hit 2k posts ill tell you ^.-
#23 Jul 02 2006 at 4:58 PM Rating: Default
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And I quote
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You do not make jolly over my English or I become you in the mouth with my enormous man meat strike yourself. If you lie unconscious on the ground with a brain hemorrhage, you will ***** regret with me because the pure power of my genital gave you the cheerful illness.
#24 Jul 02 2006 at 6:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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...Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy ...
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#25 Jul 02 2006 at 6:31 PM Rating: Good
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Zadiel wrote:
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You do not make jolly over my English or I become you in the mouth with my enormous man meat strike yourself. If you lie unconscious on the ground with a brain hemorrhage, you will ***** regret with me because the pure power of my genital gave you the cheerful illness.
Smiley: inlove

You just made me want to be teh ghey

In other breaking news, Her Majesty's "Sexiness Police" have been stood down now that DF has left the island. Smiley: cry
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#26 Jul 03 2006 at 9:37 AM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
In other breaking news, Her Majesty's "Sexiness Police" have been stood down now that DF has left the island. Smiley: cry
Ah, the empty car-seat-drive-home-from-the-ariport syndrome. I knew it well.
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