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#1 Jun 30 2006 at 9:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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Learn Varus' classy pick-up techniques through this informative toe tapping video with Varus himself and his Asain catamite friend!!

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#2 Jun 30 2006 at 9:14 AM Rating: Good
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Usually its just a phone sex session that turns awkward after he asks the girl to touch his weiner.

"Did you just say weiner"
"uhhh no... /hang up'
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#3 Jun 30 2006 at 9:21 AM Rating: Good
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I'm gonna be first among the ladies to say that Varass' technique probably involves more drugs.
#4REDACTED, Posted: Jun 30 2006 at 9:31 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) How cute...after all this time Flea still wants to f*ck. Girl if i've said it once I've said it a million times you're going to have to drop at least 50lbs for me to even consider lowering my standards.
#5 Jun 30 2006 at 9:32 AM Rating: Good
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So he goes for anorexics, guess it makes sense easier to restrain/drag into the bushes.
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#6REDACTED, Posted: Jun 30 2006 at 9:34 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Don't be jealous bhodi; not everyone can live up to my standards.
#7 Jun 30 2006 at 9:35 AM Rating: Good
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achileez wrote:
How cute...after all this time Flea still wants to f*ck.

Can you blame me? Sex with you is worse than amputee mastrubation.

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Girl if i've said it once I've said it a million times you're going to have to drop at least 50lbs for me to even consider lowering my standards.
With that kind of incentive, I'll go eat a hoagie. Don't worry, varass. Any girl you grace with your attention is sure to drop weight from the intense vomiting, not to mention the HIV.

#8 Jun 30 2006 at 9:41 AM Rating: Good
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Varus has a bad case of the HIV yo'
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#9 Jun 30 2006 at 9:43 AM Rating: Good
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Can you blame me? Sex with you is worse than amputee mastrubation.
Actually, I hear is favorite is when an amputee shoves their stub up his ***.
#10 Jun 30 2006 at 9:44 AM Rating: Good
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Queen bodhisattva wrote:
Varus has a bad case of the HIV yo'
Not to mention the cauliflowers, bro.
#11 Jun 30 2006 at 9:45 AM Rating: Decent
LoL, that was much better done then most of the vids on that site.
#12 Jun 30 2006 at 10:12 AM Rating: Good
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That dude looks exactly like a blond version of my buddy. He tends to act that way, too (though not singing).

It actually was a pretty decent video/song. I don't watch any YouTube, normally.
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#13 Jun 30 2006 at 10:39 AM Rating: Decent
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FUcking hilarious!

Was that George Takei singing harmony in the background?
#14 Jun 30 2006 at 1:43 PM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Queen bodhisattva wrote:
Varus has a bad case of the HIV yo'
Not to mention the cauliflowers, bro.



/puke
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#15 Jul 01 2006 at 11:13 AM Rating: Good
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Awesome video - we're going to find anything else by Dr. Kim and Mike O'Connell (saw the Jimmy Kimmell show clips, good stuff).
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