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#1 Jun 29 2006 at 11:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/06/29/coaster.death/index.html

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A 12-year-old boy was pronounced dead after he rode a roller coaster at Disney-MGM Studios in Orlando, Florida, on Thursday, according to the Orange County Sheriff's Office.

Michael Russell, of Fort Campbell, Kentucky, was riding the Rock 'n' Roller Coaster ride with his mom, dad and 7-year-old brother, Sgt. Carlos Torres said. After the ride stopped, Russell and his family were stepping out of the roller coaster car when he collapsed, Torres said.

Russell's father began administering CPR and was later aided by a Disney assistant, but the boy was not responsive. Russell was then transported by ambulance to Celebration Hospital, where he was pronounced dead.

It seems that nothing on the coaster killed him, but rather some kind of medical complication. Still, nothing hurts business like dead kids.
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#2 Jun 30 2006 at 12:07 AM Rating: Decent
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There is no such thing as bad publicity.*






* unless it involves dead kids at a popular family vacation destination
#3 Jun 30 2006 at 12:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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Demea the Irrelevant wrote:
Still, nothing hurts business like dead kids.
Unless you're running a store selling dead kids!
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#4 Jun 30 2006 at 12:31 AM Rating: Decent
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Celebration Hospital?

"Congratulations on your newly dead child!!"
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#5 Jun 30 2006 at 12:32 AM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
Demea the Irrelevant wrote:
Still, nothing hurts business like dead kids.
Unless you're running a store selling dead kids!

I say, do you have any babies on spikes?
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publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#6 Jun 30 2006 at 12:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
















A: That depends on how hard you throw them!
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#7 Jun 30 2006 at 9:57 AM Rating: Decent
about every few years there is a death at one of the local theme parks, this time it was disney who caught the bug so to speak.

the local news would not SHUT up about this young boy, indicating someone under age or size for the ride, until the police released the AGE of the kids.

there had to be some other medical complication with the child and A. parents did not know about it, B. they did and they were negligent in protecting their child.

I can only hope it was A. and feel for the loss of the parents.
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