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HE LIVES!
Edited, Jun 30th 2006 at 3:31pm EDT by Elderon
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HE LIVES!
Edited, Jun 30th 2006 at 3:31pm EDT by Elderon
The Maltese Falcon -
When the sultry Brigid O'Shaunessy begs Sam Spade not to turn her over to the police, he says OK only if she gives him a tumble in the nearby bedroom complete with wesson oil and his secretary Effie. Afterwards he turns her over to the police anyway and then tells her as she draged off screaming by the cops that he has the clap thanks to a drunken night out with Joel Cairo that he rather not get into detail about. ...fade to Sam in his office carefully unwrapping a package from under his desk to reveal the real Maltese Falcon, whilst he tells Effie through the intercom to get him some penicilin, a plane ticket to Rio, er make it two she looked liked she needed a tan earlier....
When the sultry Brigid O'Shaunessy begs Sam Spade not to turn her over to the police, he says OK only if she gives him a tumble in the nearby bedroom complete with wesson oil and his secretary Effie. Afterwards he turns her over to the police anyway and then tells her as she draged off screaming by the cops that he has the clap thanks to a drunken night out with Joel Cairo that he rather not get into detail about. ...fade to Sam in his office carefully unwrapping a package from under his desk to reveal the real Maltese Falcon, whilst he tells Effie through the intercom to get him some penicilin, a plane ticket to Rio, er make it two she looked liked she needed a tan earlier....
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