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Lord of War - On his way out of jail, Jack Valentine snaps and shoots Yuri in the back of the head.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Jarhead - Says how Troy died.
Fast and the Furious - Rice Burners are totaled, ending all sequels.
Fast and the Furious - Rice Burners are totaled, ending all sequels.
Jaws - It really was the kids with the floating shark fin all this time! The shark was just a victem of a brutal frame job!
Titanic - The ship makes it to new york, everyone disembarks, and then aliens destroy the earth with a giant squeege
Appolo 13 - The boat sinks.
Titanic - The ship makes it to new york, everyone disembarks, and then aliens destroy the earth with a giant squeege
Appolo 13 - The boat sinks.
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Acorntaru wrote:
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United 93 - The 4th plane reaches the White House, killing Bush.
You are just so original!.....
Oh, that was done before?
My stance on movie endings?
Acorntaru wrote:
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My stance on movie endings?
You are so cute smarty, and so intelligent to boot! Even witty! I am laughing truely...
On politics you Cnut.
Cut it ot you stupid little shit. This is not turning into a political thread.
Harry Potter - Harry, Ron and Hermione end up in an awkward threesome, like the movie with Josh Charles, Stephen Baldwin and Lara Flynn Boyle.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
His post was well within the parameters of this thread. Your posts are just stupid bitching.
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith - In his scourging of the galaxy, Anakin ends up killing Jar-Jar Binks and becomes a folk hero to all intelligent species. Padmé apologizes profusely for her trysts with Obi-Wan, and the two rule the galaxy side by side for decades of peace and prosperity.
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith - In his scourging of the galaxy, Anakin ends up killing Jar-Jar Binks and becomes a folk hero to all intelligent species. Padmé apologizes profusely for her trysts with Obi-Wan, and the two rule the galaxy side by side for decades of peace and prosperity.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Acorntaru wrote:
Please forgive me! But to please you.
Clockwork Orange. Alex dies in his icarus-esque leap from the window. End of story, no lesson learned. No lesson gained.
Clockwork Orange. Alex dies in his icarus-esque leap from the window. End of story, no lesson learned. No lesson gained.
See? Now that wasn't so hard. Good boy! You want a
?publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Raiders of the Lost Ark - The ***** invade Poland and kill 6 million Jews.
Independence Day - We (in spectacular fashion) manage to take down all the aliens, but in a Wellsian twist of fate, the rotting carcasses of all the extraterrestrials release an unearthly plague of biblical proportions that annihilates humanity. As Randy Quaid says, "Payback's a *****, ain't it?"
Dr. Strangelove - Slim Pickens and his warhead enter the Stalingrad Rodeo, and take 2nd prize in the calf roping competition.
Clerks: Dante doesnt go to work that day.
Starwars: Luke and Obiwan become gay lovers, Luke and Leia are never born, the circle is now complete.
Schindlers List: It turned out that Oscar Schindler was the brother of Adolph Hitler in secret, hilariouty ensues.
Pulp Fiction: Bruce Willis busts into the shop, finds the gimp ramming Marsellus Wallace and then tags in for a go.
Starwars: Luke and Obiwan become gay lovers, Luke and Leia are never born, the circle is now complete.
Schindlers List: It turned out that Oscar Schindler was the brother of Adolph Hitler in secret, hilariouty ensues.
Pulp Fiction: Bruce Willis busts into the shop, finds the gimp ramming Marsellus Wallace and then tags in for a go.
Aliens- The Aliens win.
The Godafather: Don Corleone decides to invest in oil and gas and becomes President of the US.
Mary Poppins: Richard Van ****'s dodgy accent is taken as proof he's really a KGB undecover agent, and Mary Poppins is promptly given the death penalty. The sequel is called "Dead Babysitter Flying". The Triquel is called "Zappered-coldmeat-frigorific-tastes-oh-so-delicious"
12 Angry Men: Henry Fonda decides he doesnt want to miss the baseball game after all and the kid gets fried.
Edited, Jun 30th 2006 at 5:27am EDT by RedPhoenixxxxxx
Mary Poppins: Richard Van ****'s dodgy accent is taken as proof he's really a KGB undecover agent, and Mary Poppins is promptly given the death penalty. The sequel is called "Dead Babysitter Flying". The Triquel is called "Zappered-coldmeat-frigorific-tastes-oh-so-delicious"
12 Angry Men: Henry Fonda decides he doesnt want to miss the baseball game after all and the kid gets fried.
Edited, Jun 30th 2006 at 5:27am EDT by RedPhoenixxxxxx
Trainspotting: Renton, on a wet day in Edinbrugh, finally sees the Great Western Train No 427H83. His collection is complete, as he has now spotted every single train in Great-Britain. He becomes a crackhead after the Yardies move in to Edinbrough, for his life has lost all meaning and purpose.
Star Wars: Luke, I am your step-father.
Please read Smasharoo's sig.
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers: Gandalf and the hobbits highjack a plane and crash it into the Two Towers. Gollem orders the invasion of Isengard. The Elfs withdraw from the Fellowhip on the ground that important contracts might be lost.
Sorry, i'm feeling particularly stupid today.
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers: Gandalf and the hobbits highjack a plane and crash it into the Two Towers. Gollem orders the invasion of Isengard. The Elfs withdraw from the Fellowhip on the ground that important contracts might be lost.
Sorry, i'm feeling particularly stupid today.
Saving Private Ryan- Just as Capt Miller say's "You live a good life and earn the sacrifices these people have made so you can live it" type speach as he lies dying in the gutter... A bullit takes off teh top of Private Ryan's head.
Kharma's a b*tch.
Kharma's a b*tch.
Forest Gump: Looking back through his yearbooks and school records Gump discovers his IQ test results showing a score of 132. "Stupid is as stupid does".
Castaway - A young Brooke Shields winds up on the island with Tom Hanks. Buh-bye Wilson!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Princess Tare wrote:
Castaway - A young Brooke Shields winds up on the island with Tom Hanks. Buh-bye Wilson!
Dungeons and Dragons: was never adapted into a movie
Do what now?
Wargames: Rather than connect the futility of Tic-Tac-Toe with global thermonuclear war, Joshua decides it's as good a reason as any to wipe out the race who invented that idiotic game.
The Passion of the Christ: On the cross, Jesus reveals his Wolverine-like healing powers. A few moments later, he also reveals his Wolverine-like claws.
Edited, Jun 30th 2006 at 3:04pm EDT by Jophiel
The Passion of the Christ: On the cross, Jesus reveals his Wolverine-like healing powers. A few moments later, he also reveals his Wolverine-like claws.
Edited, Jun 30th 2006 at 3:04pm EDT by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Blacks on Blondes: The producers throw a white dude in there.
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