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#1 Jun 29 2006 at 4:47 PM Rating: Good
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  • The Usual Suspects. Camera pans across to a man wearing a "Kaiser Zose" ID Badge.
  • The Matrix. clstr7 crashes and Neo becomes a "The Document Contains No Data" error.
  • Die Hard. John McClane gets a paper-cut and dies of infection, while Hans Gruber safely lands on the ToUtem lookee-likee patrol cop.


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#2 Jun 29 2006 at 4:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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Lord of the Rings: The ring is destroyed, but Frodo gets a copy of the ring, as do Gollum and Sauron, in a horrible quadruple-post server glitch
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#3 Jun 29 2006 at 5:00 PM Rating: Good
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Fight Club - Edward Norton dies in a fight with Tyler Durden.
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#4 Jun 29 2006 at 5:00 PM Rating: Good
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HMS Pinafore: Captain slips and sings "I remain an Irishman"; is summarily confined to the brig wherein his *** is used as a cannonball stand.

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#5 Jun 29 2006 at 5:02 PM Rating: Good
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Spiderman - Peter Parker quits being a p'uss and gets balls deep in Mary Jane Watson.
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#6 Jun 29 2006 at 5:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Things actually make sense
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#7 Jun 29 2006 at 5:04 PM Rating: Good
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Apocalypse Now Reduxdux Marlon Brando eats Martin Sheen. Martin Sheen, of course, decries "The horror... the horror..." of it all.
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#8 Jun 29 2006 at 5:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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The Land Before Time: Does not have any sequels.
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#9 Jun 29 2006 at 5:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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Citizen Kane: Rosebud is a hooker
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#10 Jun 29 2006 at 5:12 PM Rating: Good
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Shrek - Mike Myers changes his accent into a convincing scottish one
The Passion of The Christ - Jebus grasses up the disciples and is sheltered under the witness protection scheme in downtown Jericho as a Goat Pimp
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#11 Jun 29 2006 at 5:13 PM Rating: Good
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Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
Citizen Kane: Rosebud is a hooker
I knew this thread had potential!Smiley: lol
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#12 Jun 29 2006 at 5:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dukes of Hazzard: Thankfully never gets made
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#13 Jun 29 2006 at 5:15 PM Rating: Good
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Miracle - Canada wins the Gold.
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#14 Jun 29 2006 at 5:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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The Seven Samurai: The Samurai all survive and start a theme park in Osaka
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#15 Jun 29 2006 at 6:06 PM Rating: Good
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United 93 - The 4th plane reaches the White House, killing Bush.

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#16 Jun 29 2006 at 6:32 PM Rating: Decent
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The Little Mermaid - Gets caught and turned into sushi.
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#17 Jun 29 2006 at 6:35 PM Rating: Good
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Sir Exodus, Eater of Cheese wrote:
The Land Before Time: Does not have any sequels.


Smiley: laughSmiley: laughSmiley: laugh My kids loved those movies. I'm called Little Foot because my shoe size is a woman's 5 1/2 to a 6.

Thelma and Louise: They actually escape instead of doing the cliff-driving thing, and end up in Thailand making ****.
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#18 Jun 29 2006 at 6:42 PM Rating: Default
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Superman: Tripped out on acid Clark Kent jumps out the window of a 50 story building and falls to his death.
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#19 Jun 29 2006 at 7:21 PM Rating: Good
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Waterworld: Doesn't suck.
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#20 Jun 29 2006 at 7:21 PM Rating: Good
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The Corpse bride: Victor denouces Victoria and gets down and dirty with necrophillia

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#21 Jun 29 2006 at 7:23 PM Rating: Good
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Debbie does Dallas: Debbie tells the football team that they are ugly cnuts and opts to make it with the cheerleaders instead
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#22 Jun 29 2006 at 7:29 PM Rating: Decent
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It's a Wonderful Life - George Bailey gets medieval on old man Potter.
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#23 Jun 29 2006 at 7:31 PM Rating: Decent
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DSD wrote:
The Corpse bride: Victor denouces Victoria and gets down and dirty with necrophillia



Smiley: clap

Snow White: Snow White's abnormally pale skin scares the peasants, who put her to the torch for obviously being a witch.



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#24 Jun 29 2006 at 7:46 PM Rating: Decent
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Bridge Over the River Kwai: Alec Guinness falling down, misses.
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#25 Jun 29 2006 at 7:51 PM Rating: Good
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Wild Things: The entire movie becomes about all the different places that Neve Campbel and Denise Richards make out at
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#26 Jun 29 2006 at 8:01 PM Rating: Decent
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Finding Nemo: One word.

Sushi.
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