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I am sooo depressed. All flights out of Baghram were cancelled until at least the first. Therefore, I won't be getting laid until at least Monday.

And yes, I have found many ways to entertain myself and become less cranky, however it is nothing like the real thing. It is also much better than make up sex, because you have been pondering this moment for 6 months and haven't been touched in so long you just look at your significant other and you're all hot and bothered.

Hawt. And smooth. That so does it for me.