So, I sort of have this countdown going. Tomorrow is Thursday, and there is this -chance- that I may get laid Friday night. More than likely, however, it will be Saturday before I get laid.
Bottom line, I haven't gotten laid since early January and I am quite cranky. My husband is coming home on R&R leave, and right this second is probably in the air between Baghram and Kuwait. I am going to pull out all of my hair and spontaneously combust before he gets here...