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So, I sort of have this countdown going. Tomorrow is Thursday, and there is this -chance- that I may get laid Friday night. More than likely, however, it will be Saturday before I get laid.
Bottom line, I haven't gotten laid since early January and I am quite cranky. My husband is coming home on R&R leave, and right this second is probably in the air between Baghram and Kuwait. I am going to pull out all of my hair and spontaneously combust before he gets here...
I'll come right over..
I've never had sex, but I think I ********** enough to make up for it.
I've never had sex, but I think I ********** enough to make up for it.
Apparently, you are enthusiastic enough about ************ to post about it twice!
Katarine wrote:
Apparently, you are enthusiastic enough about ************ to post about it twice!
once with only his left hand, once with just his right hand
Do what now?
Katarine wrote:
Apparently, you are enthusiastic enough about ************ to post about it twice!
Awww give the man a break. He's just bragging about all the times he's gotten action.
Edited, Jun 29th 2006 at 1:24am EDT by MentalFrog
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I was thinking this might be another "# of times this thread has been viewed" contest, but am glad to see there's SOME substance to it.
Good luck getting your head banged against the headboard!
Why thank you.
I live in a duplex and for the past 6 months I have had to listen to the neighbor snore every single damn night. I plan on spending the next two weeks having loud, wanton sex at 2 in the morning in retribution. Yay!
THIS should help you keep the noise level up high and loud. You can thank me with pics.
Kthnxbye!1
EDIT: Forgot the NWS sticker!
Edited, Jun 29th 2006 at 2:09am EDT by Roller
Kthnxbye!1
EDIT: Forgot the NWS sticker!
Edited, Jun 29th 2006 at 2:09am EDT by Roller
Hooray for sex! I'll know half of your pain- she's been gone since may and she won't be back until august (work related stuff)
How did you suppress the urges to take a plane to where your hubby was, kidnap him, and ravish him day in and day out? *kicks the cluster with no name* 
Edited, Jun 29th 2006 at 9:37am EDT by Althrun
Edited, Jun 29th 2006 at 9:37am EDT by Althrun
Let me know if its any better than make up sex.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Im assuming you have kept yourself entertained since then though?
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THIS should help you keep the noise level up high and loud. You can thank me with pics.
Kthnxbye!1
Kthnxbye!1
AHHH My eyes!!!
I should really read that edit...
Await your husband by the door in the spankiest (spanky?) underwear set you can find Katarine! Instant combustion guaranteed.
Only, make sure you aren't expecting relatives round...
post script: Left Hand (>^^<)
Only, make sure you aren't expecting relatives round...
post script: Left Hand (>^^<)
Queen bodhisattva wrote:
Let me know if its any better than make up sex.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Queen bodhisattva wrote:
Let me know if its any better than make up sex.
Thats not what make up sex is at all. Make up sex is when you are lovey dovey cause you resolved this big huge issue and are now closer than ever, however still a little bit angry so its nice more physical/intense than usual.
A sexual catharsis so to speak.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Queen bodhisattva wrote:
A sexual catharsis so to speak.
Poor Katarine. 
I can't remember when I had sex last.
Wait, yes I can, it was this morning before work.
Edited, Jun 29th 2006 at 10:56am EDT by Elderon
I can't remember when I had sex last.
Wait, yes I can, it was this morning before work.
Edited, Jun 29th 2006 at 10:56am EDT by Elderon
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I know what you mean Kat. We found out the deployment schedule for the husband's command and it looks like starting at the end of August until the the first week of March, husband will be home for about a total of 18 days. But in those 18 days we're going to stuff in like 3 years worth of carnal pleasures. Quote:
I haven't gotten laid since early January and I am quite cranky
That's what they invented the pulse setting of your shower head for. Of course it's not as good as the real thing, but may make you less cranky.
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was thinking this might be another "# of times this thread has been viewed" contest, but am glad to see there's SOME substance to it.
I've noticed that the substance is thicker before menstration. Freaked me out at first
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