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#1 Jun 28 2006 at 11:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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My guess is they filled one of those Estes model rockets nosecones up with draino or something...

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=newsOne&storyID=2006-06-29T013909Z_01_L29258645_RTRUKOC_0_US-MIDEAST-ROCKET.xml

GAZA (Reuters) - A spokesman for gunmen in the Gaza Strip said they had fired a rocket tipped with a chemical warhead at Israel early on Thursday.

The Israeli army had no immediate comment on the claim by the spokesman from the al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades, an armed wing of Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas's Fatah movement.

The group had recently claimed to possess about 20 biological warheads for the makeshift rockets commonly fired from Gaza at Israeli towns. This was the first time the group had claimed firing such a rocket.

"The al-Aqsa Brigades have fired one rocket with a chemical warhead" at southern Israel, Abu Qusai, a spokesman for the group, said in Gaza.

An Israeli military spokeswoman said the army had not detected that any such rocket was fired, nor was there any report of such a weapon hitting Israel.


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#2 Jun 29 2006 at 12:04 AM Rating: Default
Smiley: lol I just got done watching Beneath the Planet of the Apes. (Semi-related)
#3 Jun 29 2006 at 11:53 AM Rating: Decent
one giant clusterf*ck
#4 Jun 29 2006 at 11:59 AM Rating: Good
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I'd say they should retalite by bombing random areas of Gaza, but they don't need a pretext for that.

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#5 Jun 29 2006 at 12:08 PM Rating: Good
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A spokesman for gunmen in the Gaza Strip


that's a little vague isn't it?

Probably just some local thug trying to look cool.

"yeeah, yo! we got mad straps!! Chemical weapons!? yeeah homie, we got dat sh;t!"
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#6 Jun 29 2006 at 12:19 PM Rating: Good
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Well, in their defense, their training prolly doesn't include Media 101...
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Smasharoo wrote:
I'd say they should retalite by bombing random areas of Gaza, but they don't need a pretext for that.



/Hebrew accent "Und ze palestinian yuths vere throwing ze rocks at ze Rabbi, so ve retaliated vit Hellfire missles."
#8 Jun 29 2006 at 12:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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Did they get their chemical weapon from a sand dune located, oh, let's say 400-800 miles west-by-northwest of the Gaza Strip?

Because I think I'm putting the pieces together here...
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#9 Jun 29 2006 at 12:43 PM Rating: Good
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Did they get their chemical weapon from a sand dune located, oh, let's say 400-800 miles west-by-northwest of the Gaza Strip?

Because I think I'm putting the pieces together here...
Damn sand monkeys and their dune stockpiles. Smiley: bah
#10 Jun 29 2006 at 12:56 PM Rating: Good
Look how small the Gaza Strip is: link

(You may need to zoom out a bit to see the map)

Notice how it actually appears to be part of Israel as opposed to Egypt? What the hell are they fighting about anyway? I don't see why Egypt has any claim to that land..

Edit: If you flip the map to Satellite mode, it's uncanny how close the images are of that area. If they update them in the near future, I want to see ones with little fires and smoke clouds from the fighting.

Edited, Jun 29th 2006 at 1:58pm EDT by Elderon
#11 Jun 29 2006 at 1:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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As long as the Israelies aren't being Passover-agressive about it
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#12 Jun 29 2006 at 1:41 PM Rating: Good
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Notice how it actually appears to be part of Israel as opposed to Egypt? What the hell are they fighting about anyway? I don't see why Egypt has any claim to that land..


Yeah, clearly they didn't look carefully at the map the Brittish drew for them after arbitrarily carving up their ancestoral homelnad and allocating it to Euproeans.

Crazy Egyptians. They walk silly too.
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#13 Jun 29 2006 at 1:43 PM Rating: Good
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Crazy Egyptians. They walk silly too.
And how!
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